What's the life expectancy of a landwhale

what's the life expectancy of a landwhale

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idk but i would fuck the one in the middle

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ok why not the first one?

the hair, i hate it

and i prefer the skin color of the middle one

so you like a blond-ish pale chick with large ass bellies? ok, each to their own.

bump

2 harpoons

Women have a better life expectancy with morbid obesity than men do. But it depends on many factors. I would say the left is good till 60, middle is good till 50 and far right is probably also good till 50.

want to make that three just in case you come across this one?

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>obest women have better life expectancy than men

Why's that?

Bonnies great, cant wait for the next 100+ pounds. Dont get me started on Mal

and why should I care if you start talking about Mal?

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as though that smell will ever wash off

Bonnie will jack shit when Mal starts actually packing on the pounds

would it smell as bad as this fellow?

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Early 40's usually. Heart Disease is a bitch.

Cause we actually have jobs that will kill us instead of making us fat.

Autistic Nursing student here.
Being this much of a land whale has many co morbidity such as diabetes, high blood pressure and dyslipidemia which are all factors for build up of atheroma in blood vessel of the heart (well pretty much blood vessel) anyway ... What I mean is, if you're fat as fuck, you'll die at like max 60
Have a good day

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Thats alright we're not going to want to fuck them past 40 anyway m8

ok thanks dude.

No problem homie

so it's an arms race to become the largest landwhale and make them fuck-tone cash on the side.