One sentence that would ruin a date with her

One sentence that would ruin a date with her

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I'm neet

Care to share Andy's creamy log?

Show boobs

Nice tits

You re gonna eat all of that you fat cunt?

bobs and vagene

Kek

baby want milkies

Are those real or bolt-ons?

Does the guy who bought those for you have visitation rights?

Tits or gtfo

I voted trump, and I will again 2020

your tits remind me of my sister's

Do you think your sister would be interested in a threesome?

I would've thought you'd have been better off with a salad....

Lets split the bill, babe..

god damn i would love watching her eating that, i want to encourage her to become chubby
yummy

Oh, shit! I left my wallet at home.

Your look ugly af

That wouldn't ruin the date but reading it has certainly ruined my day.

Can I cum on your sexy feet?

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These FBI crime statistics say......

You look so much better in pictures!

>he isn't chubby-pilled
you are missing out user, a chubby girl is a happy girl.

"There are only two genders."

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Your vag looks like your dessert

There is only 2 genders/sex so get over it fags

just need 2 words; you're fat

Come in, this is Sup Forums... nobody has said
>Is your cock as big as your tits?

Since the last time I payed dinner, this one's on you.
I think I'll have lobster and some bubbles.

That's a lot of calories.

Eat shite

What did mum want for her birthday again sis

I play Fortnite.

I guess I see where all those calories go.

>so, how much do you think you will shit and puke after eating this extremely unhealthy meal?

I'm a vegan...

Dude same!!!

That desert looks like your pussy.

>taking a woman to a date in a food court
Fucking based. He probably made her pay and she still ate his ass.

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LMAO
LOST

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>says the gaping faggot

I wanna shove my dick inside you right now

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I post on Sup Forums

You arent a negress, right?

So are you like just light skinned, a half breed, or some other kind of shit skin?

N.....

That Will do it

my god ur fuckin titties are about to fucking explode
>proceeds to titty fuck her and have anal sex

"I forgot my wallet"
G A M E O V E R M A N

jfc

you seem pretty nice, but I'm not attracted to huge tits. Have you ever considered breast reduction?

what say we skip on out of here so i can wrap those bazumbachumbas around my magnum dong

let me hitta your shitta

That food looks just as taste as you are

Do you believe in white genocide?

anything true about me
>im a virgin
>low income
>no friends
>struggled with depression
>gamer

We can go to my place and watch infowars after you finish that.

I'm gay.

You totally look like one of my sex dolls?

>just as taste
>you suddenly become aware the edible has kicked in too hard
>you begin to become aware of your tongue
>her head is a spinning chicken nugger

You don't fuck niggers do you?

It would be so hot if you had a cock!

So I'm really into white power... what's your stormfront nick?

Fuck I can’t wait to titty fuck you after this

Hitler did nothing wrong.

I live with my mom

I'm totally gonna x-ray your picture and jerk off to your big tits.

My psychologist said it would help if I left the house at least once a week.

Want to see my pepe tattoo?

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Those waffles remind me of the discharge I get.

I can't take all these chimps with their goddam loud rap music.

Taxation is theft.

>bazumbachumbas
FUCKING LOST LMAO

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That much dairy and sugar is going to make you shit ALL over my dick later...

You need to leave.

I enjoy your milkers.

How many MAGA hats do you own?

I'm totally going to print out a picture of you and jerk off on it then post a picture of my cock dripping cum on said picture on the internet.

If I was really drunk, I would totally fuck my dog.

I don't have to say a word... my just showing up would kill it for her.

I jack off to my little pony

I jerk it to cartoons, yo.

I would love to watch you have sex with your dad.

So, do you have any nigger blood?

Open boob.

I hope you don't have a hairy butthole.

We all do user, 100% of humans alive today came out of botswana. And those humans were ..... BLACK!

It looks like your face is photoshop from the neck up bitch, I'm bouta head out

Like your crows feet, they add character to your face.

I save my cum in jars under my bed.

discord..gg/tER7s9x Sup Forums based server, delete extra dot

My name use to be Fred

Ugly Jigsaw doll cheeked bitch.

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I hope you don't think it's weird that I have a huge piss jug collection.

>Wow! That dessert looks like your pussy when I'll finish with you tonigth!

Sometimes I sniff my fingers after scratching my itchy butthole praise allah

I forgot my wallet