Hey Sup Forums, femanon here. I haven't browsed since 2014, I've come back to ask if you can put a condom on a dog. I have a golden retriever and I want to have sex with him, I'm unsure if I'm allergic to his semen. I can't tell as I'm a bit of a hypochondriac.
>inb4 post tits or gtfo
Fuck you I'm essentially setting up a thread that's going to end up getting turned into beast thread. Anyways. Help. Would a condom fit on him? He's about 5 inches, with the knot. Also if it did, do I put it over the knot or just above it?
Hey Sup Forums, femanon here. I haven't browsed since 2014, I've come back to ask if you can put a condom on a dog...
Ethan Harris
Camden Clark
Need tits so i can confirm im not setting to dog up to fuck a hambeast
Aaron Wilson
this
Hudson Campbell
tits or gtfo
Joshua King
Why do you want to put a condom on him? He can’t get you pregnant but you probably already know that.
Benjamin Stewart
If you're worried about an allergic reaction, jerk him off and let some of the cum rest on your skin for a bit. No reaction? Take some of the cum and swallow a small amount. Still no reaction? Let the dog ride you bareback since all risk has been addressed.
Chase Mitchell
jerk him off and manually put some cum on your skin, in your mouth and inside your vagina to test for a reaction
if you don't have dog allergies it should be fine, in all of history there's only a single recorded death from dog cum allergy
but it's probably best to test the waters before you let him inject a full load deep inside you
Kayden Lewis
I don't know if I'm allergic. I've read that girls can get really bad reactions sometimes and it totally bars them from doing anything with their dogs.
I've tested it on my skin, it felt itchy after a bit and I couldn't tell if I got a rash from it. I'm worried and mildly autistic when it comes to stuff like mild pains and discomforts like this.
Valid reason but no.
Jayden Sullivan
Lol no you are not allergic. Stop being a pussy and let him take you.
Cooper Ramirez
if you really want to use a condom, get one of those loose fitting female condoms and insert it inside yourself before you let him mount you
trying to get a condom onto an eager male dog is going to be a real challenge, but it's easier if you unroll it first and add some extra lube to make it slip on
the nice thing about putting human condoms on dogs is that as long as you get the rubber ring behind the knot it takes a lot for it to slip off by accident
but there's hardly any need to ever use a condom with a dog unless you want to collect their semen for some reason
Justin Phillips
A little itch/rash wont amount to anything serious. If you’re truly that worried, you could douche right after the act to get his cum out of you. You could also use a larger size condom I imagine. There are a few amateur beast vids on the web of girls drinking dog cum from condoms. Around the base of the knot is probably your best bet.
James White
Itchy but no rash? I'd say trying one more time on the skin to see if a reaction occurs one more time. If a reaction does occur but still no rash, I'd go to the doctor and ask them about an allergic reaction to your "boyfriend's" seminal fluids and ask for an allergy test. If you want to feel less embarrassed, just say you want the test in case you wish to get pregnant in the future.
Jose Price
>2014 femanon comes back only to ask how she can fuck her dog in the most stupid, needlessly careful way
OP has to be some autistic girl still living with her parents. Kinda hot tbh, do you just lock the door or do you wait until they’re both out of the house? How often do you jerk him?
Josiah Nguyen
Oh also beast thread
Camden Russell
Around the base of the knot, sounds right.
Female condom actually sounds like a good idea, I think I'll probably end up doing that.
Definitely not doing the doctor thing, I'd end up never going to an appointment for something like that.
I live alone, tard. I do it in the living room on a towel and I jerk him once or more a week.
Lucas Fisher
How much does he cum and do you swallow his load?
Benjamin Turner
You'll be fine, your skin got a little itchy either from the cum drying or from your brain because hypochondria. God, this is hot. Non-nude pic of some kind? I kinda want to imagine you while I hear about this.
Please describe an experience with your dog
Henry Cook
This is so hottt. What's your kik I want updates
Gavin Sanders
Big think moment: If the doctor figures out it’s dog semen, is he allowed to tell anyone/report it to the police that OP is attempting to start fucking her dog or does hypocratic oath protect her and her autism?
OP are you on the spectrum at all? It feels like you are and mildly autistic girls are my fetish
Brody Williams
I'm here to ask a question I dont give a fuck about you degenerates wanting to jerk off to me, kill yourself
Jace Sanchez
But we do something for you...you do something for us. Not your personal army or resource, ho.
Chase Wright
>Not your personal army or resource
imagine being this retarded, im not here telling people to go stuff for me it's a question just like you did yours, I dont owe you anything cock sucker faggot
Landon Cruz
Tits or gtfo you muppet
Julian Wood
>impersonates me, doesn't even post dog stock images
You're a failure user.
I'm not autistic but I joke about it if that helps you user.
Did you read the orginal post, retard?
No, sorry.
Lincoln Phillips
Obvious fakefag
Christopher Cooper
Two 00 dubs? Dang
Adrian Turner
Since no one else has sense about this here: We need to see his dick to be able to tell you if it would fit.
Aaron Hall
Obvious fakefag
yet people fall for it, calling it out doesnt make you smart dummy
Ryan Murphy
He would probably tell the police dude
Nicholas Miller
>>impersonates me, doesn't even post dog stock images
>You're a failure user.
why would I if people still believe me, you are not worth the effort
Leo Adams
I’m smarter than you faggot
Camden Brown
Stop bickering, you two.
I think I'm gonna go with the female condom like suggested.
Bentley Cooper
>femanon here
Logan King
Since you won't share your kik Do you plan up updating us on your future exploits with your dog?
Kayden White
Curious. Why the dog dick vs human?
Levi Nelson
No. Sorry user. I only post on Sup Forums when I need help with something.
I got meme’d into it by some guy on kik when I was a bit younger. He was really persuasive and described how it’d feel for a female really well and in-depth.
Carson Brooks
How young? And have you done it or anything with any dog before at all?
Parker Price
Dog cock is huge compared to human cock, and has a big speed bump.
Also , dogs shoot like a cup of jizz each time.
Gabriel Richardson
Yeah I meant updates on Sup Forums
Nathaniel Cruz
5 inches isn’t huge. That’s average.
Asher Hughes
Depends on dog and usually
Mason Scott
I’m curious what girls think about it. To me I want to see my gf ravaged by a big mutt because it’s wrong. And because it’s not supposed to happen.
Mason White
>I got meme’d into it by some guy on kik >when I was a bit younger. He was really >persuasive and described how it’d feel >for a female really well and in-depth
There's a decent chance that was me. Haha. Give a hint about the Kik name you were using then.
Austin Jackson
this. humans cannot get pregnant from dog semen
Kayden Morales
last gf said she was """curious""", turns out she had been doing it quite a while. Ngl its pretty hot but I am not a watcher.
Brandon Myers
She was probably 12. And you’re probably a beast loving pedo wannabe rapist.
Jordan Flores
She ever show you pics? I had a girl on my snap one time that i thought was joking about it but actually sent me pics of the dog fucking her tiny pussy. I wish I still had them.
Luis Lee
Seems like you're making a lot of assumptions. And coming off pretty righteous for some who is already reading a deviant as fuck thread on Sup Forums. just saying
Daniel Gonzalez
If I went on a date and she said “I’m into beastiality and fuck my golden retriever sometimes, I would allow her to be a little more ugly and still date her.
Joseph Fisher
Got a few pics, found therm again randomly one day on Yandex a while a go.
Jose Hill
It’s /b. Fuck you. And your tiny dog.
Ian Davis
Post them
Andrew Jenkins
Cant be bothered with a ban
Jason Hill
Sure thing bud
Colton James
Sorry user, no pedofap material for you.
I’ve only jerked him and let him lick.
Yeah, dogs are hot.
No. I’m probably not gonna be back to Sup Forums for a few months/years.
It was some dumb shit when I thought I was a furry. Toxic_Wolf or something like that, can’t remember.
I couldn’t imagine telling anyone.
Brayden Barnes
Pussy
Nicholas Clark
Well...not telling someone means you couldn’t do it anymore in a relationship without hiding it. I’d love to watch you get fucked by our dog. Maybe while you sucked me off too. I’d cum when he came.
Jaxson Morris
When you jerked him did he seem willing? How much prep did it take to get his red rocket out? Did he last long?
Dylan Rodriguez
>It was some dumb shit when I thought I was a furry. Toxic_Wolf or something like that, can’t remember.
Off the top of my head I don't think I ever talked about to any girl with "toxic" in her Kik name. Funny tho. It's a.minor hobby of mine.
Aiden Ortiz
Got any like this ?
Lincoln Cox
Got any like what? That's my screencap so yeah I guess. I have many of these sorts of conversations saved.
Adam Reed
Making love? How old was she
Asher Williams
There was no reason to mention that you were female.
Samuel Harris
your father or brothers have a responsibility to kill you to preserve the family's honor
Mason Ross
18.
Landon Ortiz
Every reason. If it was a dude I wouldn’t be in here wishing i could watch.
Eli Adams
Sure.
Kevin Wright
*any more, please do post more conversations of this nature.
Alexander Kelly
> woman lives alone
who pays for your housing, meretrix?
Wyatt Perry
Here's another one. Asian college girl. So it's not just about sending them vids and saying pervy shit and seeing what happens. It takes.a deft touch. Know what you're talking about and write/communicate it well.
Ian Thomas
Did you ever get one to fuck their dog and send you pics of it?
Brandon Campbell
Jesus, I would never be able to pull this shit off. MOAR
Easton Morales
Jesus christ. I swear this shit will be completely normalized within the next decade. I personally know TWO separate girls I went to school with who admitted to me they each jerked off their dogs when they were younger, two completely separate girls whom don't know each other, they confessed to me after we had a couple drinks. And when you think about it two is actually a lot.
Aiden Murphy
It’s hot af. Who are the two girls?
Aaron Sullivan
Bump. Did OP go to buy condoms?
Jackson Wright
She said she wasn’t going to do updates, I wish she did. Me me want OP to talk about how she jerks her goldie off
Joshua Hill
She could be loved. But she’s a cunt. Dogs don’t love. But we could OP. Also, fuck you for not TGFO. Ugly bitch.
Jason Bailey
These just bits of longer conversations obviously. And I'm not showing the actual where I describe everything and answer questions. Trade secret. Many of the girls start out disgusted but they end up in a very different state of mind.
Noah Nelson
Don’t tease us. That’s enough to get banned. Why not show more
Dylan Myers
Just dump all the texts you have
Juan Collins
If anybody really wants to discuss it I can post my burner kik,.but there are certain details of my method and the various girls that I just won't get into.
Mason Sullivan
We just wanna see some dog wang in puntang
Ian Davis
Fuck that, the conversations are more entertaining
Nolan Bell
Except they’re just saying “hey that’s hot”. Let’s see a convo where she actually partakes.
Parker Brown
>all these replies
>”female” op
Y’all are some faggots
Angel Wood
You’re jealous the golden retriever has a bigger dick than you. Faggot.
Nathaniel Long
FINE I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING MOAR
Anthony Wood
You heard the man. Abide.
Nolan Ross
>more disappointed you spergs are still replying to a “female”
Kevin Cox
You’re replying to men. That’s why you’re a faggot
Michael Price
Calling for OP to return to the thread
Did you get your female condoms and are your initial by any chance S.F.
Lincoln Thompson
This girl started out appalled but ended up just going nuts for the idea.
Blake King
Based
Chase Martin
Do you have kik OP? I can help
Landon Martinez
Wow, what a fucking slut. That's awesome
Ayden Gonzalez
Share kik names dude
Josiah Nelson
There's just no way. As it is, I've probably already made it more difficult for myself in the future, since a bunch of you will now no doubt try this and fail.
Anthony Davis
What's your kik then
Alexander Moore
Carry on posting, dont give a fuck about your kik
Lincoln Green
Post the best replies you've had from girls