Rocking my tiniest girl short shorts to show everybody my smooth thighs, ask me anything
Rocking my tiniest girl short shorts to show everybody my smooth thighs, ask me anything
Can you post new OC please? I am a big fan
OC, what's that?
new pictures
what is your average diet?
Why? do I look too thin?
Are traps gay?
Holy shit is this a meme or are you the real shorts guy?
Why the Fuck do you constantly post this?
I don't know
I am the shorts guy
is there a collection of pictures? I love your style and look
Well I have gathered some over the past years
do you have an imgur album?
Why?
No I don't
I love how everyone's staring them, and also love the comments. I also love how they look (and feel, when I cross them for example)
Why are you such a worthless faggot?
I don't know
Do you let dudes cut in your butthole?
Yes I do
I’m not gay, but if we hung out would you suck my cock?
Theoretically yes, I've sucked straight cock already
fellow short shorts bro
do you have a preference for the rise of your shorts?
>wearing hip . huggers straight from the early 2000s
What did you parents say when you first told them you were a faghag?
High rise shorts are the ones that go up to my belly button? Actually I've never tried them, all of my shorts are low rise. Maybe that's why all of them have tiny pockets
I don't remember, but she (in single) wasn't particularly happy
Have you ever fucked a girl?
don't point on it.
I got a cute pair of black stretchy denims with a rise over my belly button. the front pockets are fake
girls just get shitty pockets.
No, never
Eat ass?
Yeah I do
You ever just pull a dudes pants down and get real close to the anus and take a big SNIFFFFFFFFFF
No, I never pull down anyone's pants on my own (without permission), and I never sniff at uncleaned (or clean for that matter) anuses
Can I top you?
idontbeliveyou.gif
a/s/l?
Uh
25/femboi/West Virginia
femboi? well, provided we were close, I'd still have my doubts
I'm pretty androgynous, fem passing (to the common folk).
But it was a joke from the start. I have a wife.
100% did not expect an answer