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Sup Forums, what's the most discreet way to purchase a dildo from the internet if I live in a house with multiple people, and I don't get the mail?

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bruh

I must know. Share with me your wisdom.

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Just go to a sex shop. No judgements there amd it isn't as awkward as you would think.

I found what I want on the internet. The sex shop won't have it.

couldnt you get the package delivered to someone elses address and they pick it up for you? how about a PO box? my post office has a service where you can get your packages delivered there then pick it up yourself

Well this guy mentioned General Delivery, I'll look into that. I don't want a post office box I'll barely use.

If it's on Amazon you can get it sent to an Amazon locker/whole foods

It's not.

Some places when ordering online have blank boxes, for privacy reasons. Home delivery is no problem then, unless you have people who open your mail. Not sure if you have it in you country, but here I can choose to have packages delivered at a shop or pick-up point nearby

doesn't amazon have lockers that you can just send them to?

Where do you live? I live in America, I haven't heard of this, but I don't really buy stuff from the internet.

then order it on amazon
>but i dont want to
okay
whats the website
>i'd rather not say
>i want to be as vague as possible

also saging because this is obviously a troll thread.
amazon sells everything. if you can find it on another site then you can also find it on amazon. maybe for a few bucks more but its still there. pay for the privacy or fuck off

It's a Bad Dragon. I never said I wouldn't say what it is.

The only way other people that live with you would open your packages is if they are your parents, and pretty shitty ones that is
Whatever, since are afraid of your parents knowing you have a dildo you still have self respect, would you be an adult that lives with his parents this wouldn't be the case
>underage get b&

EU

I doubt it's obly here though. If amazon has the lockers, surely there are more options.

I'm 19, I just don't want my parents to know. It's akward. I rarely get things from the internet, every time they've known what it is. If I avoid telling them they'll get suspicious. Especially since my dumbass brother got busted for having weed.

AMAZON HAS LIKE AMAZON BOXES U CAN GET SHIT DERLIVERED AT

amazon.com/gp/help/customer/display.html/ref=hp_200689010_findlocker?nodeId=201117850

From wish there packaging all comes in bubble wrap and cant tell shit

Use your moms dildo instead. Just wash the shit off it before you put it back in her hiding place.
Also, if she notices it missing or smelling like shit, blame your brother.
He's "HIGH"

Wish

Just buy a cucumber every now and then, lol

Be sure to get some lettuce too, as cover, heh

Back in the day I did. I suspect she didn't use that one anymore. I didn't want to take it, it was in her sock drawer. When we moved into our new house, she got rid of it. And I don't think she has any more of them.

Buy it from a place that offers FedEx or UPS for shipping. Some FedEx and UPS stores allow you to ship to them and pick it up.

how OP asked his question:
>Sup Forums, what's the most discreet way to purchase a dildo from the internet if I live in a house with multiple people, and I don't get the mail?
answer:
buy from amazon. ship to amzon lockbox

how OP should've asked the question:
can i order something from xxx website and pick it up somewhere
answer:
yes
fedex
fedex.com/en-us/shipping/hold-at-location.html
ups:
ups.com/us/en/services/e-commerce/access-point-network.page

Oh... she still has it. She just found a better hiding place.

It's Bad Dragon.

Click and collect from a local store.

answer:
yes
fedex
fedex.com/en-us/shipping/hold-at-location.html

go to fedex
setup hold at location
go to baddragon
order your dildo
ship with fedex

No, when we were moving, I saw her packing up her sock drawer, and then right after she said, I need to go throw something out. She used to have more in a locked fireproof briefcase. When I was like 5 I found the key and opened it to find weird stuff, I realized years later they were vibrators and stuff. Eventually I opened it again, and all that was my parents wedding licenses, and their rings (they don't want to ruin them). I know she threw the one out.

But hey, my mom forgot to exit porn on her phone and I saw it, unbeknownst to her. So she probably still has some. I just haven't found them. It would be more convenient to have my own anyway.

Nice.

Postal Supervisor here

You don't pay for general delivery, its free. However depending on where you buy your dildo from, all the clerks at the counter are gonna know you're picking up a fake dick.

Use a parcel locker or buy it in person

Well, what about Bad Dragon? Do you know what their address is?

Set up a PO Box send the package to there.

Dildos in a locked fireproof briefcase?
Damn, your mom is hardcore. Maybe she does shit online for money with those. Who locks dildos in a fireproof briefcase?

Besides, isn't it more hot to know you and your mom share the same dildo?

Also, it would be hilarious if you bought a bigger one and replaced it in the briefcase. *Also put a note on it saying, "I got dibs on this Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. We can share, but "I" own it".

LOL, I doubt she ever did that. I guess she just put it in there because it was secure, so no one could find it. She used to have it under her bed for a while, then moved it into her closet, presumably that's when the dildos were removed from the case.