Hooker stories, got a good reception last night so I'll continue

Hooker stories, got a good reception last night so I'll continue

Deaf hooker
>drunk cruising the streets
>no walkers on the road
>cruise for about an hour
>decide to call quits
>spot a woman walking
>finally, cruise past her and turn down a street
>wait for her to come to my car
>roll down the passenger's side window
>look back over my shoulder
>she turns down the street, yes
>walks up to my car
>doesn't say anything while standing in front f the passenger's door
>I say looking for a date
>she nods and gets into the car
>around this time I had a place to go to for blowjobs
>drive there
>say I want a blowjob and I want her to swallow
>at this time she proceeds to tell me she's deaf
>she talks in that deaf persons voice
>she says she will swallow, but have to tap her head when I cum
>she's sucking my dick
>Good it feels good
>she knows what she is doing
>I place my hand on her head and push it down so she can take more of my dick in her mouth
>push her head all the way down and she sticks her tongue out licking my balls
>feel my balls boils
>She bobbing up and down on my dick
>about to chm
>Do a single tap on her head as I shoot my cum in her mouth
>she swallows everything
>she keeps sucking
>omg so good
>drop her off where I picked her up

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I got a lot more if you want

Yup

How much did you pay her?

25 bucks

Ok will type another out

>Juliet Willow.
Deaf pornstar, made a few videos. Actually pretty cute, but almost too funny to fap to.

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I liked her stuff lol

>get hooker from backpage(rip)
>she comes to my airbnb
>we fuck, she leaves
>drive into town to get alcohol and drive back
>all my shits been stolen

thanks hooker

Good price for a cocksucking what city was it in?

Big load

>cruising the streets drunk
>spot an over weight Mexican
>pull over
>she gets into my car
>driving to my usual place
>she's pretty funny, just bullshitting while we get there
>she says she loves sucking dick and will take care of me
>she's not lying
>feels like she is sucking my soul from my dick
>no hands just her mouth bobbing up on my dick
>she's making my eyes roll back into my head
>she's doing this thing where she turns her head as she goes down and turns the opposite direction as she goes up
>her tongue is doing this wave thing
>I nut
>It's a big load
>like a good seven ropes of cum
>some of my cum leaks out of her mouth
>after she is done she licks up all the cum
>I'm just sitting there in heaven
>she says been a long time
>I say why
>you shot a big load dome went down my throat
> smile to my self
>billshit with her as I drive her back

San antonio

>having hooker back to your place
You asked to be ripped off

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Got a few stories about this one hooker if y'all want to hear

Lol hell yeah. that 210. 830 reporting in

jesus those scars are huge

Sweet man, yeah 210 here

YIKES, those scars...

Dude, quit driving drunk. Also did you knock up the Mexican with the cleft lip? Do you think you have any kids out there.

You should watch the videos. Shit is hilarious.

I'll just type it out anyways

DVD hooker
>cruising the streets
>pick up a Mexican milf
>not really a milf cause not that good looking
>Want a blowjob
>she has a house we can go to
>drive to the house
>It's her house she owns it
>go inside
>It's a typical poor person home
>old furniture, old tv, old everything
>sit back on the couch
>she starts blowing me
>not the best bli job, but not the worst
>play with her sagging titties as she's blowing me
>I'm stroking my dick as she blows me
>nuts start to boil
>place my hand on the back of her head
>push down as I nut
>she swallows
>she say to come by the house if I want some more

Don't drive drunk anymore this was like 10 years ago, for about 2 years had a big thing for hooker

I don't know if I knocked her up, I came in so many pussies I'm sure I have a kid or 2 somewhere

DVD hooker 2
>Want my dick sucked
>So I cruise the streets
>see the old lady
>pick her up
>tell her she's sucked my dick before
>she doesn't remember me
>says if she had done that I would know where she lives
>I drive to her house
>she calms down a bit and we go inside
>I sit back on the couch
>she starts blowing me
>she's sucking my dick for awhile and takes off her pants and panties
>she wants me to finger her while she blows me
>her pussy is pretty nice
>imagine fucking her while she blows me
>I nut and she swallows
>still horny dick is still hard
>tell her I want to fuck her, but I am going to cum inside her
>she agrees
>slide inside her from behind
>she has a fat ass and I hold ony o it while I fuck here
>she feels really good
>start fucking her harder
>nuts boil
>shoot my load inside her
>talk with her a bit and set up another date a week from now

Gonna take a smoke break and kiss will finish DVD hooker after that

Why is it called DVD hooker?

this is good shit user keep going

Paid 20$ for a blowjob didn't even cum cause my friends where in the car as i was getting sucked, better luck next time i guess.

I have not had a hooker in like ten days

I tend to fuck hooker's bareback and cum inside them.

Ok back

DVD hooker 3
>drunk and horny
>it date night
>drive to the old ladies house
>there is a car parked in her driveway
>hmmm
>knock on the door
>she seems surprised, but offers me in
>there is this really fat dude there drinking
>she says I'm her cousin
>we all talk for a bit
>she picked him up at a bar for a date
>say I'm going to go (I can pick up another hooker)
>she doesn't want me to leave
>fat dude is getting pissed
>I'm fucking up his date
>I feel uncomfortable, but she wants me here
>I can tell she doesn't want the date with the fat dude
>she says she wants more to drink and the fast dude should go and it more
>fat dude is mad
>but agrees to go anyway
>we all walk outside and the fat dude gets in his car
>she tells me to tell him to go away, and not come back
>I'm nervous, but drunk, so what the hell
>run up to his car as he is about to drive away
>I tell him she doesn't want him here and for him to leave and not come back
>fat dude is pissed
>he starts saying shit about me ruining his date, blah, blah, blah
>I tell his fat was to fuck off he's not getting laid tonight
>he drive off
>go back inside
>lay on the couch
>she's sucking on my dick
>feel pretty good about chock blocking the fast dude
>blows a load in her mouth, she swallows
>asks her to ride me
>she won't only does that for her bf
>fuck her missionary and blow a load in her cunt

Last story and you will find out, DVD hooker 4

Op here same user

Thanks will do

Got an apartment in a new town, was shocked when over the first few weeks I was actually getting propositioned by random hookers knocking at my apartment door. Ended up figuring out that the guy that rented before me was a drug dealer. I spent too long being shocked thinking that the town had door-to-door whores.

I have stories of girls that aren't "hookers" but i've convinced over a dating app for money i'll, share one lmk if you guys want more
>i'm 18-21 throughout these btw
>convince girl to meetup with me
>think i payed her 80$
>Cutie 5"9, little taller than me, braces "scene emo look"
>ID her lmao cause fuck that
>We drive over to a secluded area,I have tint but it's a mustang so fuckin small in the back
>get her naked want a blowjob first
>She won't do it cause braces
>Say fuck it and bend her over doggy
>I pull out a condom, but I really wanted to do her raw
>"I don't got nothin do you" exactly what I said to her i remember that vividly lol(no std's caughtt)
>Pussy so tight get her doggy style and bust in 5 pumps
>She says well next time we can
>Oh no.jpg
>asked her she ever do anal?
>She says no please don't
> I'm like wtf I'm not going to force my way into your ass
>Have her hop on top and ride
>bust in 7 minutes, she was so tight
>never seen her again but would love to fuck her she was tall slender braces were meh

Fucked a hooker in the corps
>Be 2016 come back from second >deployment
>wife leaves brother dies mom dies
>meet chick at bar tell her sob story
> says she’ll blow me for 20 say fuck
>it she blows me says I can fuck for
>free say fuck it we go back to her
> house find out she’s a stripper
>continue to fuck regularly till I get out

That’s the only hooker I ever fucked

its all so tiresome

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can you even get hookers online anymore

DVD hooker 4

>drunk as hell, I mean way too drunk
>Want some pussy
>have no money
>figured I might make a trade for pussy
>not thinking straight as I am far beyond driven drunk
>had a nice DVD collection at the time
>grab a shit ton of she's
>head to the old ladies house
>knock on the door
>get welcomed inside
>old lady is chilling with a really fat chick
>they are speedballing, shooting up heroin and cocaine
>the old lady starts mopping her carpet, she is fucked too
>fat chick wants to go home
>old lady asks if I can drive get
>sure why not
>old lady says it's cool if I date the fat chick
>that gives me an idea
>we get into my car and drive to the fat chicks house
>tell her I want a blowjob for this
>at first she says no, but tell she can walk if she wants to
>she agrees, and sucks my dick while I drive her
>It's a shitty blowjob, but gets the job done
>blow a load in her mouth
>she about to spit my cum out the window while I'm driving
>tell her hell no, don't want cum all over the side of my case
>she can either hold it till we get to her place or swallow
>she hold my cum in her mouth till we get to her place and once stop she spits my cum out
>I swallowed some while you were driving
>drive back to old ladies house
>cont

Ok here smoke break and will finish

not since bp went down i haven't trusted it, i have a thick cutie gf now so it's whatevs, but if you look half decent you can convince chicks off of meet up/dating apps to do it for money, they're usually around 20 and don't have a whole lot of experience, but they don't usually sell to a whole bunch of guys,so you can do em raw

but did your balls boil?

Lrn 2 grntxt

I've got a 21 year old single mother living rent-free at one of cheaper properties. She pays rent, utilities included, with sex. I've even brought her to parties and pimp her out to friends. She's on board with everything and hasn't said no to any of my requests yet.

Not for that one

pics or fake

how much do you need to pay them usually?

greentext your favorite encounter so far

show us her asshole

depends on how you look/how they look/if they need money at the moment

Ok back

DVD hooker 4 don't

>back at old ladies house
>sit on the couch
>she wants money
>tell her I'm broke, but have a bunch of dvds she can pawn
>she's not down for it at first
>takes a bit of convincing
>she agrees and she sucking my dick
>she wants me to finger her again
>she's blowing me and I'm fingering her
>I'm drunk and I want to nut in her throat
>balls start boiling
>shove her head all the way down and start cumming
>nut in her throat
>was a good nut
>she's a little pissed and told me not to do that again
>she wants to fuck on her bed
>get into her bed
>she's on her side
>slide into her from behind
>fucking her with long slow strokes
>playing with her tits
>she doesn't moan or do much, but I don't care, drunk and horny
>balls begin to boil
>nut inside her
>keeps my dick inside her
>nod off for a bit
>wake up it's morning
>put on clothes and ffet the dvds from my car
>she knocked the fuck out
>drop the dvds on a recliner
>go back into her room
>she is knocked out no waking her up
>take out my dick
>rub itnnon her lips, when hard put it in her mouth
>getting nervous she'll wake up
>start jerking off
>nut on her face
>go home

but they aren't actual "hookers" so you can be like let's drink for the night without worries as much,like i said I've had one girl she was 18, i think i was 19 at the time, i'm kind've big so she almost started to cry, i wasn't even being rough,i almost got a different one pregnant,no birth control she didn't tell me lol,one girl i did on X, for like 3 hours

I got more stories if y'all want to hear

none of these are real

I can assure you they all are real

So you all want more hooker stories?

sure, they are an interesting read

dont care if real or not, my dick is hard and this is pretty decent and fun stories

>nut down her throat
>was a good nut
>immediately goes to "slide it in from behind"

come on bruh.. stop making shit up

Hearty kek

Dude I'm not a novelist, but stories are true, remembering them as I can, so if you don't believe then leave, but they are all true

Ok going to smoke, got a good story about a fat lesbian

>be me
>be a sailor
>fucked a bunch of chinks for cash (usually somewhat hot ((sometimes very))
>take launch boat off the ship and a cab to the bar
>been hearing stories about a bar that has "buy me drinkee" girls who actually fuck you
>after I get sufficiently plastered I get talked into going to this bar

>go to the bar
>hang out for a bit in weird blue lighting chink bar
>make it clear to the staff I'm interested in getting laid
>bar remains empty
>get pretty fucked up
>finally old skin and bone panhead broad comes up and tells me to come around back
>figure she's the mama-san
>takes me to a back room and sets me up for a "massage"
>squirts out some lube out of a 10 gallon bottle proceeds to jerk me off
>not a faggot so I don't coom
>said I'd pay extra to fuck
>ended up pounding out a decrepit mummy of a person to get my rocks off
>felt like I was fucking my mom

Prostitution is vile. She was clearly a mother who had probably been in that business for years.

Fat lesbian creampie

>drunk and cruising the streets
>no hooker out there
>driving up and down the main road where the hooker walk
>finally spot this really tall and overweight hooker
>fuck it need to nut
>pick her up
>driving to my hidey hole place
>we start talking
>she's a lesbian and has a kid
>tell her I want my usual blowjob and fuck
>she's sucking my dick
>bad blowjob
>she's not into it at all
>keeps talking to me and not sucking my dick
>getting a little pissed
>she says she can fuck me
>tell her I want to finish my blowjob
>she doesn't want to
>already gave her the money not happy
>say fine we'll fuck
>she hands me a condom
>fuck no man
>oh well
>think to myself, I'll just take the condom off
>get out of the car
>her Fat ass is laying on the seat her huge legs hanging off
>I get into position
>grab the condom and silde it off
>then slide into her
>we're fucking and she keeps talking
>she's killing my hard on
>I start fucking her harder
>she wants to stop and score then continue at her place
>fuck that
>tell her I can cum from fucking her now or cum in her mouth
>she doesn't want that
>start hate fucking her
>my balls boil and I nut inside her
>when getting up I pretend I take off the condom and throw it
>get in the car and start driving
>she keeps talking about stupid shit
>I'm not taking her anywhere
>pull into a gas station
>give her a few buck and tell her to get me a soda
>I pretend to get gas
>as soon as she is in the store I get into my car and drive off

Next story is sleepy blowjob

Also can do an ama, if you all have questions

nigga just post the stories

Lol, ok, ok, but I like to take a break from typing and see how y'all are liking them

Not balls boil guy but i went to Bangkok with a friend and ended up spending most nights in the red light district.

>Be walking around nana plaza watching the carnival of flesh prowl around looking for prey with my buddy, hopping between bars.
>Ladyboy grabs me by the arm and tugs me back a step. Short qt with thick thighs.
>Buddy keeps walking, try to get her to let go.
>She shushes me and grabs my cock through my pants then leads me into the bar. Pushes me onto a couch as a flock of shemales descend.
>Mamasan asks which i like
>Twirl my finger to get them to turn around. >Pushy girl has the fattest ass.
>Point at her
>The other girls giggle and wander off, she sits on my lap
>Haggle with mamasan while she rubs on me
>Pay, she takes me outside to a short time hotel.
>Talks with old lady at desk, gets room.
>Takes me to a chair in the hallway and sits me down to wait. I grab her ass, she slaps my hand and says "bad boy".
>Laugh it off. She repeats bad boy, then backs her ass up into my face.
>Grabs my head and pulls it into her ass hard.
>Totally diamonds
>Room finished "cleaning", she grabs my hand and drags me into the bathroom
>Says "strip" i take off my clothes. She strips and hauls me in then washes me.
>Starts to jerk me off
>Grab her cock and stroke it til shes hard.
>Dry off. She pushes me onto my knees and turns around.
>Asks if i like ladyboy pussy then pulls my head into her ass.
>Eat her out for a few while she plays with herself.
>She says "bad boy gets ladyboy cock" and turns around.
>She grabs my head and rubs her cock on my face.
>Open wide and start blowing her.
>She starts to run her foot along my dick.
>After a few minutes she lets go of my head and pushes me off, points at the bed.
>Lay down, she fishes some lube out of her purse and starts to finger my ass.
>Says "you like ladyboy cock?"
>Nod
>She says "tell me"
>Tell her, she starts to rub against my ass. Says "ask"
>Ask her to please give me her cock

That shits gold even the cameraman can't keep it together, sounds like a cow in death throws.

Where in san antonio do you look for these skanks?

I tried last night with an edited pic. Edited to hide background and identity. When my adobe app saves pictures it lists their file name Untitledxxxxxx the x representing numbers. When I load it onto Sup Forums the file name changes to the 15xxxxxxxxxxxxx whatever random number; like when you save an image from Sup Forums. Anyway anons claimed I was lying.

It was probably the night she called me drunk. Wanted me to cone over after work. It was like 3 months after her loser bf admitted to cheating on her with his cousin. Show up and she tells how he sent a bunch of snapchat pics and video of him fucking his cousin. I'm going to greentext it, but she ended up loaded. She kept passing out while we were fucking and I'd slap her face and little. She called by her ex's name, was like "stop it ex. I'm sleeping" I kept doing my thing to her and she started getting bitchy and mouthy and insulting me, but calling me her ex. For whatever reason, I slapped her face really hard. It rocked her. I threw am blanket over her head and started fucking as hard and fast to finish and get out. She starts begging me to stop, but still calling me her ex. I scream at her to shut the fuck up and start punching her head. She'd curled up crying, and I pull out of her pussy and flat out balls deep raped her ass. She was screaming and fighting and screaming her ex's name. Begging him to stop. But he didn't. He actually beat her up pretty badly. Even through all that though, she still swallowed my cum when told to. Go home fast as fuck.

Find out a week later my tenant was beaten up and raped by her ex-bf AND this isn't the first time he's beaten her up and forced shit on her. It's the first time he's been arrested for assaulting exes.

Fucking hot please cont

the only poster not focused on cooming

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>She says "bad boy gets ladyboy cock" and pushes in one go.
>She's goes to town, starts teasing my dick with her nails while shes plowing me.
>I try to start jerking myself off, she grabs my wrist and says no
>She asks me if i like her cock, i nod.
>Demands i tell her
>Start telling her i love her cock, she starts slowly stroking my cock
>Fucks like a machine and keeps stopping short of letting me cum.
>Finally she does, and wraps her hand around the head so i cum all over her fingers.
>She holds up her hand and asks "bad boy want ladyboy cum"
>I say yes and she holds her hand up to my face
>Lick it clean, she fingers my mouth
>Slides her cock out and crawls up on the bed, straddles my chest and starts jerking off.
>says "ahh" and sticks out her tongue
>Comply like good boy
>Receive cumshot all over face.
>She gets a towel and wipes me off then we get dressed.
>tip her a bunch
>She calls me a good boy and gives me a sloppy tongue kiss

I went back the next night and she was not there :( its a pity I'd have married that girl if she'd just keep bossing me around for money

I fucked a couple other ladyboys and a couple actual girls while i was there. It was like romspringer(or however its spelled) from my dry ass relationship at home

Sleepy blowjob

This is near the end of my hooker adventures

>cruising down the street
>spot this really short Mexican hooker
>I'm 6'1, I like short chicks
>pick her up
>just want a blowjob
>she says we can do it in front of her house
>kinda worried, don't want to get robbed, but I also want to nut
>I drive to her house
>I pull out my dick
>the bitch is passed out
>try to wake her
>but she has the heroin sleep
>fuck it, gonna take my 20 back
>get out of my car and open the passenger side door
>reach into her pocket
>now the bitch wakes up
>what's going on she says
>tell her I was trying to wake her up, she passed out and couldn't wake her
>says she's up now, and ready to suck my dick
>get back in my car, take my dick back out
>she's sucking my dick
>she pretty good
>every now and then rup the tip of my dick over her lips
>she keeps sucking
>I'm drunk so I have whiskey dick
>hard for me to cum
>she's blowing me and I am rubbing my dick on her face lips
>my ball boil and nut in her mouth
>she swallows
>didn't even ask her to do it
>good by, drunk = nap time
>I fall asleep, she falls asleep with my dick in her mouth
>an hour so passes
>I wake up, dick still in her mouth
>I want to nut again
>i slowly fuck her mouth
>nut in her mouth again
>she wakes up
>it's morning
>she swallows wheat was in her mouth
>she asks me to take her to the methadone clinic
>I say sure, but she wants me to wait for her and drive her back home
>I say ok, knowing will drive off
>she gets out and once as he is inside I take off

Her cock... Lol

>was also sailor
>in western euro country
>get drunk
>coworker knows a "bar"
>go
>oh shit
>clearly a brothel
>PACKED with women in sheer lingerie
>not a single one below a 7
>mostly eastern euro girls
>wasn't planning on fucking
>friends all getting hookers to take up to rooms
>getting drunker
>fuck it
>walk up to a 9
>petite blond
>"let's go"
>she goes
>meet with 4 friends
>each has a hooker
>we split a huge room
>3 huge beds
>they make us wash our junk in bathroom
>lay on one bed
>girl puts condom on with her mouth
>gets on top first
>rail this bitch for 45 minutes of the hour
>near the end
>she's whispering in my ear
>"i love you"
>realize she's just trying to make me cum
>trying to finish me up
>starts turning me off
>realize she hates this
>but taking my cock anyway
>saying anything to get me to stop
>cum hard as fuck
>starting to sober up
>one friend finished in 5 minutes
>one got limp dick even after 5 min's girl tried to help
>one was run of the mill
>one finished a min after me after railing the shit out of his girl
>wash up again
>other hookers mostly paying attention to my girl
>get another good look at my girl
>oh
>shit
>epstein would have been envious
tl;dr
fucked a hot hooker of questionable age in a room with 4 other hot hookers getting fucked.

Zarzamora, from culebra to 90 area, but not that many hooker there anymore, but you can still find them

Bruh, don't underestimate the allure of the feminine penis. Particularly when one is drunk for like six straight days in an open air whorehouse with some of the hottest ladyboys on the planet

Tell us about the youngest hooker. Ever have any that seemed too small or looked too young?

Hmmm ok will do

sailor lyfe. Get put in weird situations cause of the crew but do weird shit cause you're in weird situations. Not military btw. You sound military. TYFYSvs hurrrrrr

Soo...he...was behind of that

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these stories are all fucking great. I hope someone is making a big ass screen shot of them all cause I can't crop for shit

why did you leave? she seemed like a sweet girl

18yo library hooker

>I'm drunk and horny and using this app called about
>messaging all the chicks I can
>get a reply from this one chick, she looked young in her pic
>we do the simple small talk
>then out of no where she says she's rtf, but I have to pay
>I tell her np, and tell her what I want, blowjob and fuck
>she tells me to come to a library and we will do it there
>tell her I can get a hotel
>she doesn't that
>she asks if I'm coming or not she'll go to the next guy
>tell her again feel more comfortable at a motel
>she says no
>but saying something is wrong
>could have people there waiting to rob me
>but I really want to nut
>I ask how old she is and she says 18
>she ask for my age, I'm 39
>fuck going to get some young pussy
>drive to the library
>she right outside the front door
>dressed in all black, short hair, and chubby
>I pull up near the front door
>wave at her
>she gets into the car
>ask her where to park
>we park in the back behind the library
>I'm a bit nervous
>daylight, library parking lot
>want to nut is overriding it
>take out my dick
>she starts blowing
>not the best, but pretty good
>Still a bit nervous, but fuck it
>play with her small tits and stick a finger inside her
>balls begin to boil
>nut in her mouth and she swallows
>she keeps sucking my dick after I came
>she asks how i wanna fuck her
>cont

>we get into the back seat and I'm fucking her doggystyle
>she is tight
>feels good
>I put one hand on her ass and my other hand a finger in her mouth
>she's ducking on my finger
>I'm still nervous, so I'm always looking around
>place both my hands on her hip and start fucking her hard
>balls begin to boil
>nut inside of her, pulling her close to me and pressing as hard as I can into her
>she puts her panties on and we talk for a sec and she walks into the library
>I drive off

Not going to wait forever, transaction done, not going to date the hooker

Glad you like them

Fuckk, any more stories about unenthusiastic lesbian hookers? I imagine that's pretty rare -- but that really does it for me.

wait, so all these women let you fuck them bareback? the hell? what if they get pregnant? abortion? hunt you down for child support?

Ok y'all choose the next story gape cum, or unwanted creampie

Unwanted

Yeah, all fuck bareback, don't know never see them again, and haven't been contacted for child support

Just exchange names, fuck and done

Ok first one with 2 replies will tell that story

1 for unwanted crwwampie

The unwanted creampie is about a lesbian

man I like gape too but unwanteds are always great

Ok unwanted creampie it is

An unwanted creampie is the best creampie