Ask or tell NEW ZEALAND anything

Ask or tell NEW ZEALAND anything.
Even you, Australia!
Cheers for the smoke and warm weather btw!

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NZ has 100% love for Canada and Oz.
But don’t tell Oz, they’re like our kissing cousins and get weird about it.

Keep your disgusting mauris over on your own island.

Native animals... sorry Oz.

How's the HIV sperm bank going?

Do you like being a fucking colony almost in year 2020?

Jake da muss does what jake da muss wants.

Again.... sorrry Oz.
Send him back with the rest of them.

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Ha ha what??
Explai pls )

Not so bad.
We rode got through the gec a few years back selling milk to China And here we are.
We don’t report to the queen any more than Canada does.

why do you collect aids sperm?

No.
He is behind seriously fuck all in NZ.
Nobody can afford his cars here, and nowhere to plug them in.
But...
I might godown the road and pass around a hat for donations to send a cunt to the sun.
Send deets.

New Zealand just opened a HIV+ sperm bank. How is it going?

Tell me about aids sperm.
I don’t think that’s a thing here.
Last sperm chat I heard was mate telling his gf not to sit down in the shower in case she got preggrs.
True story.

Who is the best New Zealand comic artist?

>>NZ has just googled aids sperm.
WHAT
THE
VERY FUCK
Never again will NZ want to chat. Too busy dying in shame and self loathing.

How does one’s nation commit suicide as a whole?
Not musso or otherwise generally explosive on the whole.
Prob banned from here but W T FING FUCK IS MY COUNTRY DOING?.?...

Murray ball.
But unless you nz or Oz prob won’t get it.

Losing my shit over this. Seriously WTF

Not OK.

Let me know when fires out in Oz. I’m so ashamed.

Any one here in Hamilton? Getting on it

Hamilton.....
OP here.
Have you seen this HIV sperm bank thing??
Things are no longer OK in NZ.

1 way trip to Manus Island??

Nah haven't seen it yet

Also... getting on what?
Glass bbq?
Or just standard kiwi booze n weed?

Make sense son

OP HERE AGAIN

NZ now takes back all Oz animal jokes, espicially stingray and dingo ones.
Don’t ffs cut yourself in NZ.

Ok we’re keeping the dingo jokes, but fuck I hate my country right now.
SO much. Like right behind USA, all of Africa, most of :: you get the idea.

weren't you fuckers meant to get a new flag?

SPEAK UP DOG

mmm delicious aids sperm free for OP

Hope everyone is doing crate day

Why does your country repackage China shit as your own?

Like a commie dick do ya?

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What would it take to convince you guys to join AU as a state or two?

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ok.. you never see NZ nudes... do your girls get naked at all?

The ones worth seeing never send them so we don’t care much for it. Never seen a nude of a girl I know via the Internet

you are missing out

show me pls

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Tried, but then we lost interest.
Then a Aussie shot some Muslims so ther took our guns. Seems fair enough.
Basically we’re all having a break while we learn to bow hunt.
Then we’ll look at flags again.

Fuck all tbh.
But we keep the ABs.

Me too. Practicing now.

abs can fuck off, bunch of posers now

Examples?

Not worth seeing.

It’s all we have aside from sheep.

Oh and hiv sperm as an option.

Sooooo progressive.

milk is a bigger export than sheep now i thought and now we aren't even the most sheep per capita, i forget which country is.

Go to sleep op scadonsak.com/13557667/asks-his-friend-to-bang-her

We?
Where are you user?

p-north, why?

Anyone else shipping Vinod & Jesse?

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I think you’re right tho.
Have you seen the irrigation in central Otago?
Use it or lose it policy. You can see pivot irrigators on google earth.
Go from Wanaka to Tekapo and see all the circles.
35K per section. Longest pivot is just shy of 3km long, 10m/section = ...heaps bro.

Just curious.
Nelson.

To Manus Is.?

yea, those irrigators and fairly impressive engineering but makes the place look like shit when driving through

Yeah I hear you.
Drive faster ha ha

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