What is the best way to remove hairs from my dandruff? I've been using tweezers, but its incredibly inefficient.
What is the best way to remove hairs from my dandruff? I've been using tweezers, but its incredibly inefficient
Lucas Moore
Landon Nelson
jesus christ this is almost as bad as that cum jar
Isaiah Hall
THIS. This is what I come to Sup Forums for.
Bentley Cooper
There are a few things that you can try. Using the centrifugal force might be your best bet.
Robert Reyes
How did you even collect it OP?
Jacob Robinson
>Inb4 op spent days wiping his head over a bowl for this Sup Forums meme
Nathaniel King
>mom found my dandruff box
Blake Young
if I get dubs you must mix it with water and drink it on video
Nicholas Martin
Put the dandruff/hair in some water. Shake it to get the dandruff in suspension, then pour it through a fine mesh strainer. The strainer will strain out the hair and let the dandruff through. Then allow the water to dry out, leaving the clean flakes/powder.
Hunter Harris
Can i be in the screenshot
Also,
Why?
Tyler Young
Easton White
Austin Richardson
See I've tried that. I've also tried squeezing all of it at once and trying to shake it out to separate it, but the flakes like to stick to the hairs so it becomes a very time consuming process
Pretty easy, actually. I just run a comb through my hair for a few minutes over my desk each day, then use a credit card to sweep it all together. Then I use some tweezers to separate as much hair as I can. Just throw on a show or something in the background and it's totally relaxing.
> Implying you could get that much in a few days.
This is at least 2 weeks worth.
Oh I really like this idea! Although I'm afraid to lose the progress I have so far. I can't imagine the dandruff will be half as useful if contaminated with water. Maybe purified water though?
Elijah Kelly
Why tho?
Joshua Jones
fucking what
Andrew Powell
2 weeks? You shower too much op. I couldve done that in a few days in my prime, I shed dandruff like no tomorrow.
Nowadays I cant because my hair is shorter, and I shower too often.
Isaac Wilson
I have psoriasis, I could get twice as much as this in 10 minutes with a nit comb.
My life sucks.
Adam Ross
Aiii
Levi Thomas
Damn bro.
Jelly baby?
Adrian Rodriguez
Christopher Lewis
Perhaps you can maybe statically charged a small piece of cloth and try running it over the top very gently not sure exactly how plausible this is and if it did work it probably take pieces of the dandruff at the same time but no big thing if it doesn't just brush it all back off into the jar I'd say it's worth a try
Asher Sullivan
Just something I've always wanted to do. There has to be some kind of scientific use for a collection of dandruff right?
True I have noticed that at least 2 days without showering helps. I just don't want to smell too much around my coworkers. I already get nervous opening the jar at my desk, although I have to admit I don't smell much of anything.
Camden Ramirez
>Reversed image searched
>No other results
>mfw
Jacob Reyes
This is proof op must drink the dandruff
Brayden Myers
If dubs you put it in a salt shaker at the nearest Olive Garden.
Colton Ross
Bump
Christian Myers
reroll for this
Anthony Evans
Well now I'm hard. This thread has saved an other wise shitty day. Thanks OP
Daniel Hernandez
Bump
John Morris
Have you done this before OP?
Logan Butler
Also why do you need to separate the hairs out?
Nathan Nelson
Why would you WANT to? The hairs are the spiciest part.
Benjamin Jenkins
I hate this place
Samuel Ortiz
No you dont faggot
Charles Clark
hair removal should be done immediately during dandruff collection: comb your hair onto a piece of black paper, extract hair using tweezers, then use a soft brush to carefully broom dandruff into your sample container.
Jack Scott
you're doing gods work op
Alexander Miller
I think you mean, 'centipedal'
Owen Ramirez
Yea but why do you need it separate?
Samuel Gomez
Bump
Julian Moore
No. Previously I was saving up mucus, but it ended up being pointless cause it all dried up into a bunch of tiny booger pebbles. I have higher hopes for this one.
Why would you want hairs contaminating the dandruff??
That's my standard procedure, except for the brush. I tried a brush, I also tried using a comb as a rake, but the dandruff is too sticky. Best to stick to hard surfaces.
Christian Stewart
But why though?
Liam Nguyen
Snort a line
Bentley Harris
Ok so I understand you collect it but what's the end purpose of having it
John Collins
alcohol flotation or other relevant solvant.
Nolan Anderson
Roll that shit up and smoke it
Jace Mitchell
I disagree with the designation of contaminant.
You don't eat a pretzel without salt;
You don't eat dandruff without hairs
Anthony Williams
You do this at work? Do your coworkers know about this?
Also static should remove the hair
William Davis
If dubs op must make a gif or webm of him snorting a line of dandruff
Aaron Foster
So close
Gavin Barnes
roll
Brandon Wright
Its not too much hair best bet is to empty the collected dandruff on a piece of white paper and use tweezers to separate the hairs. Sometimes the most inelegant solution is the easiest
Luis Rodriguez
As dumb and creepy as this is you can always say one thing. At least he isn't a chomo.
Andrew Wilson
roll
William Lewis
You can mix it in someones drugs
Or
Make a nice line and tell your noob friend that its coke
Angel Lewis
You're pretty much a dirty fucking pervert. Swivel on my finger. Pls respond.
Elijah Diaz
use baloon
Isaiah Morgan
I don’t think so. I usually wait until everyone is at lunch and eat at my desk. Gives me some time to watch TV and collect dandruff. The guy who sits next to me has almost caught me a few times though, I had to wipe everything off my desk to save face once. Real damn shame cause that was a good haul.
I don’t quite know yet. Maybe if I collect enough, I can analyze it to see how much is skin and how much is dried shampoo. Another possibility is smushing it all down and creating a cube of skin. There’s a lot of possibilities!
Julian Anderson
>>half as useful
Connor Watson
No.
Christian Cook
I think this is a waste of ti-
>ShUt uP FaGgOt
but whats the poi-
>ItS FoR ScIeNcE
Christian James
>cube of skin
Nigga what?
Xavier Smith
Put it through a screen, the longer hairs will be sorted out
Angel Williams
Finally some random stuff on this godforsaken board
Dylan Howard
Let's see if it works
Kayden Wilson
Ayden Mitchell
So much power op. I am impressed.
Hunter Ramirez
Impressive.
Evan Thomas
I can already tell this is gonna be in one of those greentext compilations on YouTube
Tyler Wright
I hope I make it in the screenshot
Grayson Brown
indeed
Gavin Scott
Got a lot more of the long hairs out, which are the real problem. The little ones I don't mind so much. Thanks guy! I feel a whole lot cleaner now
Joshua Clark
Fuck youtube, this is something reddits going to somehow fit into an image and steal for karma
Nathan Collins
>filename
Isaiah Williams
If ur a Reddit fag Dont put me in ur gay screencap
Eli Turner
If dubs OP has to snort it
Dominic Parker
Brandon Myers
Fuck off, nonce. Red is full of your kind. And not the good kind.
Nathaniel Butler
rolling for this
Ryan Mitchell
Oh fuck, please put me in the fucking screencap
Jack Mitchell
i’m with u brother ;(
Jace Myers
snort the dandruff for its powers
Christopher Bell
wtf, this isn't a gay, blacked, cuck, or tranny thread.
Dominic Foster
flashbacks to shit that was on here around 05-08, nice
Robert Roberts
found any possible use case sir?
Lucas Long
Dominic Rodriguez
Finally a thread where OP isn't a massive fag
Jace Roberts
I think you mean "centripetal."
Michael Evans
fuck
Henry Morgan
Are we not going to mention the entire mucus arc?
Do you have any pics during that time you could share with us, OP?
Juan Martin
This
Jayden Thomas
What, you don't have something you can suck it all up with to put back in the cup?
Grayson Lewis
Alright, I think I may have found a potential use. I separated out about 1/3 of what I have so far and put it in a jar with some water and sugar. I'm gonna put saran wrap on top and poke a hole and we'll see if anything spawns!
you would know about perversion faggot
I don't, it was a long time ago. I do produce a lot of mucus though, maybe I'll give it another go.
Adrian Torres
Use a credit card? Black piece of card? Also how the fuck did you fuck this up Dandruff Man?
Isaac Foster
This will take months for anything to happen so make sure you update us at some point. Also put it next to a radiator so you are continuing the holy tradition of the cum jar project
You'll get better results that way aswell
Don't poke a hole in it and never open it up, you'll disturb the ecosystem, developing life and it won't be able to settle and fester as well.
Blake Thompson
>OP juice
1oz -eye of newt
1 cup -desiccated squirrel semen
1/8 -Toe of frog
2- Wool of bat
1/3 -Tongue of dog
1- Adders fork
6oz- chopped Blind-worm
1oz- dandruff
1/2 gal- chad milk
1/2 gal- tyrone milk
Step 1: open OPs mouth
Jose Nelson
show your biggest flake
Grayson Gutierrez
This is absolutely rancid.
Dominic Wilson
dude you would get fired for this if a coworker reported to HR, this is a public health concern.
Adrian Morales
its just some hair cocaine, its not anthrax
Dominic Sanchez
Put me in the screencap