Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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Because i still have yet to have a steamy andys log slidding down my fucking throat

the fuck

maybe tomorrow
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will be a better day!

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laziness really

Because my grand mother is still alive. After she dies it probably won't be long.

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I dont know. The live is stronger i think (sry for sux english)

multiple failed attempts

I dunno, probably should.

I make a lot of money, and get laid a lot.

Because i still have family, and suicide is selfish.

it seems impatient

I'm too much of a pussy to commit a proper suicide, I do something similar to Russian roulette from time to time and with any luck I'll be out of here in no time.

>something similar
what exactly?

roulette with cocks?

oh but I have user

I'm extremely clumsy, when trying to hang myself I stand on very unstable stuff and try to move around as much as possible, one day the shit underneath me will slip and I'll be fucked. The sessions are long, until I get bored basically.

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> moralfag

im waiting for my mom and sister to die so i can finally kill myself

>im waiting for my mom and sister to die so i can finally kill myself
they went to the store or what user

>treat yo self

Because I promised I would dance on your grave so I can't do that if you're still alive. You could help speed things up....

Dont have a gun and dont have any high buildings + I suck at tieing timing knots

Will do it on my birthday, 8th of january's gonna be a good day

Tried to once.
The day before my family came back from holiday, was going to to it with a knife to my throat. Couldn't force myself to make a deep enough incision.

Look back on it and cringe on how I could think of doing something so selfish.
So, now I just drink!!!

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I tried to OD on heroin but that (somehow) failed

Gonna try again in a few weeks but this time good ol' hanging

His shit?

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I need to pay off my student loan.

no time.. maybe during christmas

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I did