Post your delicious, self-cooked dinners tonight, faggots

Post your delicious, self-cooked dinners tonight, faggots.

This took me all of 15 minutes to make.

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Have fun with salmonella idiot

Bait

Soy-drinking vegan-eating fag.

What the fuck is all that green shit. 0/10 wouldn't feed this to my garbage disposal

Learn to rest your steak you pompous idiot.

you gonna cook that meat?

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>americans can't eat a potato without saturating it in cheese and salt

You fucking ruined the potato with that nasty plastic. Everything else looks great! Enjoy user

I call bullshit.
You can't bake a potato in fifteen minutes.

I didn't know I was out of sour cream until the potato was done
You can microwave one in 9 minutes

Microwave?

Do you mean the scallions? Or asparagus?

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Clogged arteries milk-drinking cuck

Sir that's a vegetable

Cooked
Microwaved "baked" potato.

Pick one

Microwave

Id like to cook, but I'm stuck in a dorm for three more weeks.

>cuck
You are so confused. I pity you. Have a nice night. Beta-fuck.

Bacon cheeseburger pizza. Homemade kraut

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Really? Cause one time i put one in the microwave i ended up cleaning potato pieces from every wall of it.

A vegewhat???
English motherfucker, speak it.

Learn to use a microwave, dumbass.

how'd you prepare your asparagus?

You have to pierce it with a fork multiple times. Microwave makes great baked potatoes. Also, it's the only way I cook vegetables, other than grilling now and then.

I use it to heat stuff up.
Don't trust it for cooking.

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You're blowing it. It's amazing what microwaves can do.

Ok trump

That's worse than being on eggs you ape fuck

Didn't cook this tonight but I fuckn wish I did. Miss being able to cook dank bizzas

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>Combining an acidic (meat) with a hygroscopic (starch)
>..with asparagus (highest purines green thing possible)

You have no idea what you're doing. Enjoy your knee-pain and gout at age 30.

>Microwave makes great baked potatoes.
At the expense of nullifying every antioxidant with an electron barrage. At least keep your brocolli out of there.

Fuck-off tree-hugger.

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Sauteed in sesame oil, butter, and an Italian seasoning blend.

"Dietary causes account for about 12% of gout"

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>sesame oil
Olive oil, you fuck.

Protein/vegetable/starch is the foundation of every balanced meal you starving poorfag

i had some porkbelly and i was feeling weeabo enought.

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Is that cum on the steak?

Oh Christ, a ' microwave causes toxic food' alarmist. Go far away.

Pan seared halibut with butter, garlic, lemon, and fresh parsley, a baked potato with sour cream and chives, buttered and salted ear of corn.

What did you eat tonight?

Zip that ketchup up. Mix horseradish with it. Good with shrimp to.

Can it make broiled lamb?

It can make microwaved lamb.

No, but you already knew that...

Microwaved "lean cuisine" plastic tray

post pic

Fucking bigot I'm vegan

Try new alternatives, you 1970's fuck

Sous vide KC strip

What the fuck are you on about?

A day and a half to cook, I'd wager. So us vide sounds ridiculous. Is it that much better than conventional cooking?

Light dinner tonight. Pasta Carbonara

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1. You can sois vide steak in about an hour, then sear in a pan with butter.
B. Yes, it is that much better

Aspagus makede peepee stanky

An hour? I thought the temperature had to be 140 degrees? A steak is going to take a whole lot longer than an hour.

>Salmonella
>Red meat

not self cooked

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THE WOOL IS STILL ON THE FUCKING LAMB

PATHETIC

AND THE PLATING IS AMATEUR

>Canned green beans
You pay money for that shit?

Go home Gordon, you're drunk.

>baked potato
>mfw they take 1 hr to cook

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haw

microwave 10 mins

might be your lighting but that steak doesn't look rare, it looks raw in the center. otherwise not bad user

Good Lord. What a bunch of morons.OP, your dinner looks delicious. There's nothing wrong with rare meat and asparagus goes great with steak. I microwave potatos all the time. GOOD JOB.

>with rare meat
of course not, but that could be raw. Hard to tell from a photo like this

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