Teach me your wisdom how do you get girls??

Teach me your wisdom how do you get girls??

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Its like you have to be black cus muh dick or whatever but tinder bitches won't even give you a chance

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Best way to get girls interested in you is to show interest in them. I don’t mean just flirty or sexual interest, but genuinely human interest. That doesn’t mean don’t be afraid to flirt, you want to keep them aware that you’re not just a being friendly.

Also dress well. No tuxedos or suits 24/7, but wear clothes that are fitting and that are presentable with a touch of something that expresses you.

Smell good. Shower, use a good smelling conditioner (coconut ones are always good). Fancy colognes are usually too strong, find something mild but pleasant.

Get comfortable in the places you could meet girls. If youd want to pick up a girl at the bar but you rarely ever go out, spend some time going out and get comfortable in that situation.

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Say Hi to them.

If you take cash to the right parts of the city, you'll get lots of them.

louvraix

Just bee yourself.

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Ez, they aren't yours.

You think its a good idea to get with a girl at work?? cus there's this one chick.......

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>right click
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It can go either way depending what you do. If you’re in some corporate spot just play carefully because of policies in place. If it’s any retail or service you’re more likely to be able to get closer and interact.
What’s up with this one chick?

Be confident

MAKE THE FUCKING MOVE

That’s the biggest things stop trying to trick a girl into fucking you, make your intention known that way if she is going to say no you can move on with your life

You will alot of them at Target , getting in and out of thier cars. Right now is the best time of year for snatching one. The parking lots are generally really full at night . And there is always a dark spot in the far end of the lot .park your van in that spot and wait. She will park right next to yours because there is no other spots. If she is coming from the store you tell her you think there is a kitten under your van but your not sure. When she gets near the door of your van that's when you spring into action . Chloroform can be used, quickly wrap her in the blankets so no one sees. Now you got a girl .

To get for sex or get with relationship?

For sex, unless you're a smooth player which your not because you wouldn't be asking, the best way to get girls is not try to get girls. At least for me, if I go into a situation looking for "action" it never happened. But when I didn't care at all it would just happen. More times than not my sexual "success" has been like step 1: go somewhere with people step 2 ?, step 3: sex. and I'm left wondering how the hell I can reliably repeat step 2. Best I can say is women are like cats. If they sense you're not interested in them they come running.

Go outside and stop being a loser user

Be: Not fat, not hideous, groom yourself enough to not look like a hobo, dont be needy and be funny. That all you need. Average Joe who is funny is absolutely enough.

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>get girls
went wrong right here with your mental process. You become a sex worthy guy after that girls just come in effortlessly. If you are trying to "get" them then you will always be low value guy in their eyes.

Tell them how gay the shit they like is. 'Oh you like Avengers that's cool' NO. WRONG. IT'S FAG SHIT AND EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS IT.

Don't try to sympathize, NEVER capitulate, stand up for what you believe. They want a strong leader, trust.

Yeah all that bill cosby shit but like she'll rub against my dick n smile like is she just trying to fuck or..??

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well step one is to actually talk to them because watching from afar does no good

quiet woman

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just very bad advice. you can talk to a girl for 4 hrs and it will lead nowhere. OP wants sex or relationship.

>Teach me your wisdom how do you get girls??
Say Hi, do you want to fuck?
Some will slap you but 10 in 1000 will say yes..

sitting in the bushes is even less productive. at least talking leads somewhere sometimes.

put up a selfie op we can give you tips to improve your chances

>Keeps fucking the fat chicks at partys
>"Women are like cats bruh, they only wanna fuck you if you aren't interested"

>just very bad advice. you can talk to a girl for 4 hrs and it will lead nowhere

this is bad advice. Reasons:
1- the long game. sometimes it takes more than 4 hours or one exposure to you for a girl to want sex with you. I've gotten quite a few qt's by gaming them over time and remaining patient. spin plates and wait until things line up, don't be an impatient cunt. Some woman take longer than others to arrive at yes.

2- if you're talking and it's going nowhere, it's because you're not leading it anywhere. you've got to make sure she knows you're interested in her sexually and lead the interaction toward something, be that a number, a date, or just going back to your place. If you're not escalating things, it -will- go nowhere. How does she know you want to fuck unless you show her?

i get their jokes because they are not that good, mostly slice of life u had to be there kind

Girls don't want to just fuck like guys do, they want to fuck someone that they like and obviously likes them.
Their instincts are often analogous to our own:

We like to look, they like to be looked at.
We like to touch, they want to be touched.
We like to give them attention, they love getting attention.
We like to be respected, they love seeing us respected.
We want to be confident, they enjoy our confidence.
Stop looking at them like dudes with a pussy, they're different and they think differently about relationship things.
Arm yourself with this base knowledge, young user, and you will see the clear and obvious paths.

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Quantity my dude, girl don't like you? Move on to the next one, there's always one that's as horny as you.

>the "I want as many STD's as possible" strategy

Don't fuck ratchets and use a condom, don't be a baffoon mate.

>the best way to get girls is not try to get girls
>step 1: go somewhere with people

Why the fuck would I try to meet new people unless for some pussy? I'm perfectly fine alone.

The power of the well timed compliment cannot be understated.
You can compliment a girls clothes right tf off of her.
Women are a little different, but girls are so desperate for the princess love they were raised to expect that they'll fuck almost anyone over the right compliment. Up into their 30's, anyway, when they start smelling and thinking like men and the youth is gone from their once delicate skin.

Get plastic surgery to look like Alfred e baby, live in a camping tent as a homeless wet cardboard boxes for insulation use steroids wear make up get fat get liposuction, disobey God be gay fag queer trans

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Use synthol lie cheat practice deceit practice falsehood gamble profit

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Be sinful practice weeitchcraft practice nonsense practice bullshit eat poop sip peop make toilit paper pills and poshits die of falsehood too young

Giv her drugs made from poop and peop shell lose her kidney and sell me her sowl

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Step one: get grindr
Step two: get fucked

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