Ive sent you back to sept 10 2001 - you have one day to stop 9/11

ive sent you back to sept 10 2001 - you have one day to stop 9/11
>what do

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nothing, government is too powerful

Hijack a plane and try to fly it into the World Trade Center

burp

Depends. Where am I?
How old am I?
What sort of job or access do I have?

8 September

spawn outside of the south tower
your current age
no job its like you were sent in the past time travel style

Hmm. Do I get to return to the current timeline without consequence?

call bin laden and tell him how to do it.

sure why not

Get some sweet 4k footage of it

steal a cessna and fly around dulles at 8am sqawking 7500 and calling the flightnummers an hijackers names...

On a related note.

Note to whoever......

A lyft driver of mine was from Iraq originally and guess what, he actually thinks Saddam was alright.

He thinks that noone in the middle east wants to fuck with the USA and he dislikes Iran and Saudi Arabia.

He thinks Iran and possibly... are responsible for most problems over there. He had quite a few good things to say about turkey as I suspect he is a moslem who can appreciate a country that is doing well.

How the fuck are you supposed to stop that massive of an attack in only one day, and by yourself? I assume you would be sent back with no preparation or warning making you fucking useless and unable to do much.
>Nobody would believe you if you told anyone
>No money on me = No traveling anywhere basically

This is a retarded scenario that would lead to nothing happening because a single person with no help or prep time at all can't do shit.

Well obviously we wouldn't send you back because you're so worthless

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Oh yeah? Well then go on ahead and explain a well thought out and logical way you would pull it off big guy.

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Call in a bomb threat to evacuate the buildings

make my way into the building and start a fire on every floor obviously

laughs in jewish

It's so crazy it just might work

What about the Pentagon and the people on the planes themselves? You'd have to stop all of it.

phhh the pentagon is fucked can't win em all

for some reason this reminds of that movie "Source Code" with Jake Gyllenhaal. Only 9/11 style.

Call in a bomb threat if I want to stop it, actively predict it and tell people God sent me a vision and get rich off scamming American Christians if I don't want to stop it.

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short american airlines stock because changing the past is bad.

You could call in a bomb threat and they'd evacuate before the actual thing happened

Mod a laser pointer to have blinding strength and shine it into the cockpit

You could stop it with a couple hours notice if you knew the flight numbers. The attack may have ended up massive, but it was only 4 planes and 19 easily identifiable guys.

Just call the airlines and say flight (xxx) will be hijacked by Arabs with box cutters and fake explosives. Done.

Although I'd still park myself on the Hudson in Hoboken with a camcorder on a tripod just in case.

If you could get the sprinklers to blow on a high floor, it might push people out

I would try calling in threats to all the buildings so they would be evacuated prematurely. I guess if you did the research you could also find the flight numbers and call in threats there as well

Sit back and watch the show.

I'd go home and kill past self. Beat off to old 2001 hentai. Fist my dog. Eat a big bowl of cheerios. Attempt to suck my dick. Watch Dragonball Z.
Play some Crash Bandicoot. Watch old Rugrats VHS tapes. Listen to CD player. Get up. Get down
Everybody walk the dinosaurs.

12 september 2001 (cos timezones) was one of the best days of my life. Why would I want to stop it?

Call WTC and tell them I am directly flying a plane directly into their building at 9 in the fucking morning and that I will kill 13,000 people because I am a KGB Muslim Operative and I hate America. And then call the pentagon and tell them I am flying a plane directly into their building at the same time I am blowing up the WTC because I hijacked a plane and Japan told me to do it. Then Laugh like an evil genius and say they can never stop me.

Sure Akbar. Then the drones came.

yeah, the only solution is to sacrifice yourself and start a fire or something to evacuate the building. Because no one will believe that 9/11 will happen

i still dont believe it happened

Haven't seen many drones, other than kids toys, over here.
Bunch of bush fires, but that's not exactly unusual.

buy popcorn and sit across of the towers

Straya Cunt!

tell my friend's dad not to go to work

Have fun in prison for the rest of your life. You'll be blamed for it all

Heyy...he was behind of this...

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Get a ticket for one of the planes
>free and perfect suicide
:^)

I WAS 20 THEN NOW I'M 38 FUCK AND I NEVER HAD SEX

Try to film a better angle of it. There’s no way to stop it cause who would believe you.

Stop it... Nothing I invest heavy in the other air liners . Sit back profit hard

You know the problem here is.

Most of the people commenting were not born yet or mere babies when 9/11 happened. It's very easy for them to say so many things about it.

For those of us old enough to remember it clearly and watching it live on TV, it sticks in your head.

I dont get wrapped up in the conspiracy part about it but I never make 9/11 jokes because I watched real innocent victims die on live tv

38? Are you fat or somethin? What's holding ya back

This guy knows some shit

Fucking easy, call the feds and tell them that you have info about a terrorist attack.

blow up the twin towers before Bush's arab buddies have a chance. Then you prevent 911 by causing 9/10 instead.

Back in the late 90s early 00s they weren't pussies about race, if you told them you had info about a bunch of Arabs the call centre worker would have forwarded your call right away to an actual agent who would wonder who leaked the plans

Dude watching people jumping from the buildings on live TV will be forever burned into my brain

Big retard, zero confidence, no self esteem, can't detect irony, big and many mistakes

Explode buildings before planes crash into them

Yeah that's what these guys seem to forget. It was "Kaboom, building falls".

It was the shock of everything happening, the media didnt cut away. When someone jumped because they were being burned or realized it was the end and it was time to get it over with, they jumped. And the cameras followed them all the way down.

spend all of my savings shorting the airline industry

Wasnt*

Fucking autism.

call in a bomb threat before the planes and evacuate the buildings

Go hijack plane with hijackers and do couple barrel rolls, until plane disintegrates in the air

kind of an unprecedented event in american history. the media had never covered something like this, so they mishandled it as far as not wanting to show carnage that would disturb viewers. now, they know when to cut away. all of the mass shootings these days gave them plenty of practice on refining their coverage.

Can you send me back to 1999? I need to give condom to my dad

call hitler

Walk in. Pull fire alarm. Walk out. Wouldn't save everyone but would save a lot of people.

don't make him wear a condom, you should want him to enjoy himself. just tell text his nextel and tell him don't be a dummy and cum on her tummy.

invest in amazon stock

Record that shit in HD.

The only way would be to hijack a plane that morning and tell flight control that you and your fellow conspirators are planning on crashing planes into the Pentagon, capital, and twin towers to avenge US support of isreal. Make sure to name the other flight numbers and names.

Set the bombs embedded inside the tower core to explode 1 minute earlier

>he actually thinks Saddam was alright
And yet, he escaped Iraq to come to the Land of the Free.

I wouldn't do anything to stop it. I'd get a bunch of the most high quality and high framerate cameras that I can find and set them up to cover all corners of all three buildings.

Fap to some good ole vintage dial-up pixelated porn, then invest whatever cash I got into Google & Apple shares. Oh, and make sure I look up all the powerball lotto winning numbers for that week before going back in time. Might as well make myself a millionaire.

That's a shit plan. They'd pull the planes around and just spin a slightly different terrorist story. If anything, you'd have to do it a few seconds before the first plane hits.

holocaust

Hold up a sign outside the towers that they will fall tomorrow. Become a prophet, found a church, have a loli only congregation, rape them until the fbi takes me out like David koresh

Your mom.

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Get to the top with a parachute before the planes hit.
Be the mysterious unknown basejumping escapist

Too bad. You'll be presented as part of the terrorists plot and sent to Guantanamo Bay for torture and also to allow you to re-think your life choices.

Step 1. Take a yuge loan.
Step 2. Short the fuck out of major american indexes fund.
Step 3. Wait for the event.
Step 4. Complete short transaction, payback loan and pocket the profit
Step 5. Buy thousands of dollar of bitcoins
Step 6. Give my mom's wallet key. She is an organised lady
Step 7. Open a dormant account in Isle of Man
Step 8. Live life with no financial stress.
Step 9. Sell bitcoins at 25 000$/each and transfert everything to Isle of Man
Step 10. Profit.

I like my plan better.

>stop 9/11
Why?

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dr judy wood phd is right
they used an energy weapon
they are not u.s. gov
it was a warning

kek

>moslem
sandnigger detected.

This guy, some time in the future, will get his hands on a time machine, travel back in time and bring down the towers.
Someone arrest him.

Go tell FBI, they knew an attack was coming, just not how.

i would gather a bunch of wops on there morning commute to work to try and push the building back towards the force of the planes, holding up the towers while the workers inside safely walk down the stairs into safety

get chair and popcorn.
whip out phone to record.
tell all the bystanders, "here comes the best part!"

>2019 going to 2020
>still believe the mudslimes did 9/11

No smart phones in 2001, just spend that day looking for an old camera and get a different angle of the crashes from a building near by.

if i'm getting sent back in time, i'm going to bring my phone. idc if it's got signal or not.

Invest in AAPL, GOOGL, Amazon, Dominos Pizza and bitcoin.

Set up multiple cameras with the perfect angle so that we have more footage. Phone (using yellow pages) someone in washington so that they also take footage of the plane hitting the pentagon.

Sell the footage

[spoiler]Blame the jews[/spoiler]

Tell apple you invented it, now your the inventor of smart phones, and you fast forwarded tech by 8 years

>he thinks apple invented smart phones

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Shamesungfag detected

found the honda civic