What's the worst thing you were ever caught doing?

What's the worst thing you were ever caught doing?

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once i was op

Masturbating in my mom's panties

Fingering my ex while she slept..and putting cum on her hairy pussy.

Watching my little pony.

Breathing

Blowing my dad.

story?

for me I guess being on a porn website as ~8yr
but it was just a coinsidence I thought many Xs = some
edgy game so I clicked the link the weird thing is that
it was in the history/bookmarks before so my sisters...or idk whom used it but anyway my mom walked on me and it was pretty awkward like I actually gone on it by accident

I was caught doing responsible things, at an appropriate time when told it would be a good idea to do something responsible. I’m still ashamed of this act.

I might of had a stroke reading this

You sicken me

I was pretty disgusted then myself, shit I wanted to neck myself for this.

fucking my dad

Story time

Time to share. :) Please tell us.

that tomboy is a waifu material

How are you not in jail? You fucking savage.

please tell me at least it wasnt consensual sex in missionary position for the purpose of procreation....

They must have forgotten that it happened, I was sweating bullets there.

Damn she reminds me of a little slut i had with a cure pixie cut that i would make choke herself all the time. She fucking loved it. Full of daddy issues and insecurities made her ripe for sexual abuse. She loved every second of it. Miss it.

I fell from a bike and I was lying on the ground
I didn't want to get up so I was just there for 5-10mins
thinking about why not to give up on life idk why
then at one point random women were coming by
and asked do you need help
autism.exe
instantly stood up and said no
they at least have seen me lying there for a min as they were walkijg towards me
idk now that I think about it mby
when I shat my pants but I was young af so it doesn't count

Good that she liked it because i enjoyed reading this equally much ;)

Stepmother caught me masturbating on one of her dirty panties. I was in her room on her side of the bed. She came in as i was about cum. Yes i did finish. She ended up beating the shit out of me and she told my dad also. Fast forward years later and we are still close as friends. My old man has kicked the bucket. but im not interested in her sexually anymore so it all worked out for the best

Yeah she was an awesome little play toy for me. Would ask me to fuck her and hit her till she cried. Begged for me to fuck her raw multiple times in a row, said she enjoyed the pain of me making her pussy sore. And she really meant it she wasnt just trying to be hot, which of course made it hotter. She enjoyed being broken.

">"Be me 14Yo
">"Move to another city
">"New neighbour are a 6/10 solo mom with 3 childs
">"Two girls, one boy
">"Same Mother 3 différents Father
">"The older girl as 16 and look like a hugly fat pig
">"The younger girl as 12 notice nothing at the moment
">"Go to the same boy class
">"Be friends
">"Two years pass and i go to is house like is mine
">"The younger evolve to a butterface with a 10/10solid body
">"go to her bathroom
">"Start to snif and stroke on her used panty all the days after class
">"get caught by her mom
">"30 seconds after i pound her cause she doesn't see a dick in 8 years
">"Blow my load all over her face
">"Fuck her all days after class when i sniffing her daughter panty
">"She sold the house and move 6 month after

Smoking weed, doing drugs in general. i told my parents about it myself.

How was i caught doing it? I caught it myself

my junior high school crush caught me putting ketchup on a well-done steak.

My mum walked on me and my girl 69ing

My old man found my stash of pedo rape stories I had downloaded from asstr dot org. That was an unpleasant conversation

My son caught me fapping to some random pedo rape stories he saved to txt.

Friend walked in on me and another friend spit roasting his mom

Daughter caught me masturbating to porn where the girl was shouting "daddy." Had no idea she was in the house as she normally has after school activities on that day of the week.

>has no fucking clue how to greentext

>thesummerstayed

You fucking monster. Get the fuck outta here.

>be me
>just turned 20
>been here a few times but still a newfag
>not this level of newfag
>
>feel accomplished for not being the newest newfag of them all
>it’s a heartwarming feeling Sup Forums

You’re not welcome here, FUCK OFF PEDO!

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W A T E R

Be me 10 cousin 8 she was my patient I was the docter we were cought by her dad because her brother told on us.

My aunt cought me playing with her vibrater that I found it under her bed when I was 9. I don't really remember what I was doing with it.

looks kinda like my gf

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I had an online gf when I was 15. I was full autismo back then. She broke up with me and I told her I was going to kill myself. I even messaged her next day to say I had been in hospital all night. She told her parents. Her mother found our phone number and called my mom and asked if I was ok. I was in the room watching tv with my mom when the call came. I could hear what she was telling my mother. I could hear my mother dying inside trying to be polite and say sorry. Then the now ex online gf found my real life friends and told them what I had done.

Aol instant messenger was fucking dangerous.

Sorta happy ending to it all, a couple years later, when we could both drive,we started chatting, and decided to meet. We only lived 45 minutes away from each other. She ended up cheating on her bf with me a few times. Ultimately I wound up friendzoned but it was fun while it lasted. Ended up dating another girl from her town and made her super jealous.

Are you fucking high?

I once met a dude on craigslist and he invited me over to his house to play. Got naked very fast and started jerking him off.

As soon as I started licking his cock the bedroom door opened and it was his wife. She screamed and ran and he asked me to stay and finish him. I did. Felt bad about just ruining a marriage but the cock was good so whatever.

You are a huge faggot.

high on love :')

Mom cought me master baiting while watching my aunt in the shower. She made me apologize to my aunt and she said don't hide next time. My mom and her got into a fight and that's when it came out that there uncle has done worse to her so maybe it wouldn't so bad that I was cought.

>with gf of one year
>18yo and horny af
>No pussy for 3 more months
>Start watching tranny porn
>Start liking cock
>Go on craigslist to find cock
>Find 46 yo man who wants t omeet u pto swap bjs
>meet up
>I suck his dick and he cums on my face, he sucks my dick and cummed in my mouth
>He tells me im his type and wants to fuck my ass.
>I leave cause I aint into that shit and feel bad about it afterwards

this girl (friends sister) caught me wearing nothing but her panties and masturbating in them while standing in her room holding a framed picture of her i got off her nightstand

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:'D

Who is the girl in the picture i need to give her a lot of money for being so sexy

When I was 16 I thought the house was empty so I was in my sisters room with a thong wrapped around my dick and dirty panties on my face going goddamn ham on my dick literally full naked sprawled on my sisters bed.

Having a great fap as usual and all of a sudden my bliss was interrupted by an angry disgusted shriek, I open my eyes and look straight down between my feet and my bikini clad sister is standing Right at the door (which was across form the foot of the bed)

I immediately cum buckets as she screams “oh my god”

I get up still spurting and mumble out some bullshit like “uh sorry” and out of instinct hold out the cum soaked thong like she wants it back.

She instantly gets the rage of 1000 suns in her and starts slapping the shit out of me, I basically push her out of the way as she chases me down the hall screaming that I’m a sick pervert. Remember I’m still naked and literally dripping cum

I lock itself in my room and she pounds on the door for like 30 solid minutes.

Eventually she rages off, I hide until my parents get home, and then I go to her room to apologize and I tell her I’ll wash the thong.

She says “no you can keep it you fucking pervert”. And then she kind of laughs and clearly is getting a little kick out of it she just shakes her head and says “I can’t believe you are such a little freak, you need to get a girlfriend. Now leave me alone”

All in all went better Than expected

When i was 10 a 12 yo friend of mine told me it would be cool if we showed each other our cocks to compare.

Was 10 so i didnt think much of it and whipped it out. He starts comparing and touching mine.

oopsjustgotmyfirstboner.jpg

He starts stroking it and his mom walks in as his hand is jerking me off and she slaps him and pulls him into another room to yell at him and tells me to go home.

>and then she sucked my dick while I punched her father
nice larp

i wish it was larp

Getting a titty fuck from my younger sister by mom

Years ago me and my cousin did a lot of sexual things together. It stopped when she wanted it to. Last year she remembered that I touched her but doesn't remember that she touched me to. She told another cousin and now my hole family knows. Things are definitely weird now but the most painful thing is that my cousin and I were very close and now she hates me.

Go busted fucking my soon-to-be stepsister. I was 14, she was 14. She suffered brain damage from a car wreck. Still, we fucked like bunnies. Just because she was a potato didn't curb her sex drive.

I wore condoms because no way I wanted kids with this human potato. I forgot to flush one one day, and her father found it in the toilet.

My mom and her dad broke off the wedding soon after, and we moved out. I never saw potato girl again after that.

is your friend steve-o?

Stole my mom’s car to teach myself to drive. Was grounded, but later found out if I just filled the tank all the way and got back so she wouldn’t be late for work, I was in the clear.

This was when I was 16. 32 now. I’m a vanilla straight edge guy compared to the degenerates here. Then again I was also fucking a 14-15yr slut. She’s hell on wheels and is now too loose to mess with. Never really “got caught”, but started telling people about her when she turned 17. Fun times.

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the fuck

Remove yourself from the gene pool you reprehensible fuck biscuit.

Fondling someone on their sleep
The fondled caught me

My boyfriend's mom walked in on him sucking me off but we covered up before she saw anything, still embarassing

too dangerous to tell you guys, nothing sexual, tho, you fucking weirdos

>edging to MBB gallery for two hours
>start splattering the screen
>GF home early to surprise me
>mfw I have no face or GF now

Patrician choice

Asstr incest/rape/snuff/pedo/impregnate/torture stories are literally top tier erotica kino

I got caught smoking that’s it

Thats gay af bro

2? no

Me 13 girlfriend 12 we Were cought having sex by her dad.

Making a cuck thread

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Fuck this is so hot. Wish my dad would've watched that around me

Die drowning

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Greentext now

You know the drill...

>On Sup Forums
>Not a virgin
>press x to doubt

Cousin was asleep on the couch with one of her boobs hanging out of top. I tried to wake her up but she wouldn't so I tried to put it back in and she woke up. Now the family thinks I'm a pervert.

Trying to drown my 12-year-old cousin, I had to see a therapist and other doctors and was diagnosed with an antisocial personality disorder.
A judge decided I shouldn't be left unsupervised with "vulnerable people", I have to go every month to see if I am behaving.


I'm not, but what I'm doing now is away from people.

What thee actual fuck rofl!

I don't even know!

She’s hot

Was at a party where I got to drunk and had a wardrobe malfunction. Now my pictures are floating around the internet.

Fucking my neighbors cat

Post them.

Cool. Let’s see them.

Breaking the law.

Rape

m8... no

My mom has cought me having sex so much that she no longer cares.

i was caught getting my pussy licked by our family dog..^^

That's hot. You willing to greentext? I love reading about these experiences.

You still do it, don’t you

Jerking off in front of my niece

One time my roommate walked in on my girlfriend and I having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction. I am haunted by this even today.

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How do you sleep at night? Fucking savage.

fucking faggot falling for such obvious bullshit

shut up and let me stroke my dick

The only thing important in this thread is who tf is the girl in the thumbnail??

I fucked a guy i think idk