Could we do it guys? Could we ruin linkedin?
Not an army request. Just thinking out loud here. I mean people get trolled on literally every platform but here sits linkedin, untouchable, un-fucked. Its so sure of itself. So buttoned down, inoffensive, professional.
I hate it. I hate its smug little safespace. Maybe its just me though. Fucked if I’d even know where to start to raid, or troll, or whatever there. I dont know that they have weak spots. I’m no hacker.
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Thats a good point guys. I should go fuck myself.
i also hate linkedin
count me in nigger
what's the plan
I’m not sure. Best spot I can think of is the comments for articles. We’d probably need burner accounts. I’m hoping there are better ideas out there.
Maybe fake business leaders and ceos promoting terrible ideas and people with tons of burners commenting about how great the terrible ideas would be
See if we can get the news to pick up these bullshit businesses and report on their goals
Make a company called “racism” and have the ceo of racism constantly posting content that has nothing to do with race.
A company that will bring korean style dog meat to american markets for the first time ever?
A company that will turn your loved ones remains into food through tech bullshit so you can always carry a bit of them inside you.
I’m spitballing here
you must come up with a plan brother
I’m sooo high though
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>ruin linkedin
i heard pajeets are already on that, abusing it as a dating site.
Can we flood linkedin with porn?
It like they’ve never met a street they wont shit on
bump we must fuck linkedin somewho
Can we find a way to bring politics into linkedin?
Sick the cancel culture on them. Make it look like the leadership hates trannies or is antivax?
How do you ruin something that already sucks?
oh fuck yes, this is fantastic
I vote spamming nigger memes all over anything Grant Cardone or Gary Vaynerchuck post
This isnt over linkedin. Even if this thread dies this isnt over.
This is the spark that will light the match that will hit the bowel that will get us high enough to burn down the empire or something. We’ll find a way to destroy you as soon as we take care of our munchies.
Fucking genius user! I vote for the company to be foreign sounding. Instead of CEO of Racism. It should sound French. CEO of Racismé
Fucking genius. There's too many pretentious corporate machines assholes grinder cocksucking money-lover douchebags on there. We need to do something about it
We need to think big. It has to make the news and embarrass linkedin users
This thread will die today
But tomorrow I promise I will post an other thread
LINKEDIN MUST BE DESTOYED
WE MUST DO IT
Sup Forums MUST DO IT
i'm all for this
What are our challenges here? How has linkedin kept itself safe for so long. Is it just the lack of anonymity?
A company that specializes in “cuckold dating services”
I think we need lots of fake companies with lots of connections. Inflating everyones clout there. Only to eventually get exposed and all of linkedin is just associated with lying on resumes forever
Totally down for this. I'll pull out my email list and start making burner accounts now so that they think they're somewhat real. I hate having to update my linkedin just for obscure companies contacting me.
I'll work on making fake resumes and accounts. Someone oughta make a fake company and I'll make the employees.
I'm so in.
Linkedin isn't for you, it's for recruiters.
If you actually provided worth people would be finding you better jobs without you lifting a finger, it's great.
Linkedin is for queers
The entire point seems arbitrary. No one really pays attention to linkedin unless they are looking for a job. Seems like a lot of wasteful effort.