Describe the last video game you played with one shitty sentence and other anons guess it
>angry man literally kills God because he gave his daughter the Big Sad
Describe the last video game you played with one shitty sentence and other anons guess it
>angry man literally kills God because he gave his daughter the Big Sad
>Parents teleport you on a different continent that you're supposed to conquer while still not knowing who kicked you out last time your family conquered it.
Asura's Wrath
correct
Lumbago
Swedish man finds out he can shout Thomas the Tank engine into submission after reading some bad books.
Girl living in the horniest city on earth tries to pay rent
Todd howard simulator 2010
Alien space witches shoot streamer and their needy brother
>wake up, have to get three kings to sit on thrones.
>they dont comply cuz pussies
>kill them and put heads on thrones
>fight god
>save the flame
My chess pieces are freezing my enemies chess pieces
Doki doki literature club
Dank souls
>portable bang bang
Dark souls 3
24 retards with guns fight over gravel
>fight a bunch of cripples for a chair.
Boy whose balls just dropped overnight plays card games inside a castle while he slowly develops alzheimers
Wrong
Correct!
Reign of Kings
>man on mars paints mars more red.
>wake up on island
>diamond in arm?
Fast forward
>dank guns and big ass lizards
Nope
Doom
>This big magic vortex in the middle of the map is irrelevant, trust me fren
Fighting musical chairs
build bus stops and train stations
profit
Ark?
Nope.
Yeehaw pew pew!
A remaster of a game that's like that other popular game by Blizzard, only set in the long long ago.
Insexity
Sim city?
Hmmmm can I get a hint? What platform?
four diplomats try to stop the third reich, again.
Rdr2
nope
Civ 5
Last two playstations, Xboxes and also PC.
Kidnapped by an unknown being and forced to repair generators or die.
nope
A talking lima bean sells laced shrooms to a turtle boy that causes him to vore everyone in sight
What is this I want to play this game
Total war: warhammer 2
True
Yes my dude
Why are you playing Chain of Memories? It's so bad.
dead by daylight
Syd Barrett helps an emo boy save the planet from evil corporations
The loli is not real but the time travel is
Fucking nice
You got a lot of boxes you cut up with lightsabers
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
No, much newer
Beat Saber
That dumb rythm game that doesnt deserve a name
Two brothers have a land dispute
t. poorfag
Reverse trap plays harp
He forgot how bad it was obviously
Fedex worker travels america hook up your wifi
A hat in time?
nop
A Hideo Kojima film
Use a Horde of Rat men to destroy the Empire and all their allies.
Tf2
Not poor, just poorly coordinated. I try to hit the boxes but end up waving my arms like I'm giving $2 handjobs
No, even newer. Still indie though.
Total Wamham 2?
Correct
You got it even with my retard grammar
Big green virgin kills aliens
Halo
Fuck off redditfag with ur shitty memes
>sleepy twink
>woke by annoying twink
>slay monstrosities
>accelerate puberty
>then sometimes reverse puberty
Ocarina of Time 100%
LoZ:OoT
I have a plan!
Trolls 2: the tale of the angry autist?
I made it too easy. The twink gave it away
>just need some funds
Rdr2
Clumsy loser with amnesia breaks all his weapons and plays on his tablet all day
Breath of the Really Overrated
Fallout 76
Ark, suprised nobody else got it. I'd bury my cock in you. I've got two gaimz.
>a big lizard/octopus lady, parts the seas, stranding two opposing factions in a deep water less part of the ocean.
>I've begun moonshining with some old scarred lady as my teacher.
GTA 5
It's almost harvesting season.
kids playing pretend, and occasionally something really fucked up happens
Yup
BOY
Bunch of retards drop out of a plane into an un-rendered map and waste upwards of 30 minutes attempting to survive death from other players, but mostly death from shitty korean nigger game glitches.
South park and the stick of truth
Or south park and the fractured but whole
Tranny climbs a mountain
Fortnight
God of War
Harvest moon
>Alien genocide from orbit is fun
I have turbolalocis
Not fortnite
Get Over It
no
Minecraft with zombies
PUBG