What does Sup Forums think of Florida?

What does Sup Forums think of Florida?

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wait, how'd you get my picture?!?!?!?!

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I know they say that climate change will eventually make the oceans swallow it but I wish it would happen all at once in a catastrophic, even biblical, way.

ive been to miami and as an european it was nice

i think i don't quite understand the appeal some people find in Dragon Ball Z in that state. on the list of things i would be bothered enough to have my brother fuck someone on such that I would be willing to take his penis into my mouth and remove it with my teeth, a Dragon Ball Z blanket is well down that list.

only the person in the picture would respond with this. don't kid yourself you sick fuck

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mfw my brother soils my DBZ blanket

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Shhhhh.....

Nobody told me he had an entire US state named after him?

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I think Floridaman is in an eternal fight with Cthonic powers
I'm not sure which side he's on

also, double check every Floridaman pic
it is surprising which are true and which aren't

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that pic is fake
but this one

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I had been living in Texas and am originally from New England but I moved to Florida a few months ago. It has a horrible reputation and it's well deserved. I fucking hate it here. It's like a mix of Alabama and Cuba.

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this two guys should connect and get friendly

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Let's go to Florida user

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Having to make fake stories out of Florida...

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Thats one way to win the fight

Of course it would be at a fucking panera bread. In Flordia.

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I came from the Bible belt and moved on down to Florida. It's been interesting and terrible, but I wasn't exactly happy where I was before. Certainly more diverse, but the only things to do down here are drink and smoke or put things in your nose if you're down with that cause everything else is either too expensive or non-existant. The jobs I've worked (all in the Orlando area) treat you like a slave and pay you nothing because "Hey Didney gets away with it" and the people are a mix of redneck, latino, and northerners. But it's like we get the worst kind of each. I guess cause it's cheaper than California or New York, and also just more stable than Venezuela, Cuba, etc. That said, I don't really see myself moving anytime soon so I guess I'm trash too

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This cannot be true. 25 gallons? Come on son. I question a lot of the others too. Almost like you can’t blindly trust memes anymore.

I didn't believe it when I first saw it either
but I don't save a floridaman pic if I can't find a source from a news outlet

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This isn't that shocking/weird.

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for Floridaman it isn't
but anywhere else this is batshit insane
tldr; Floridian found

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Nahh about 1400 miles away, but if I found a guy pounding out my wife I would think about taking his dick as a trophy

better pic

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>about 1400 miles away
you can take the man out of Florida but you can't take the Floridaman out of the man

As a Floridian (non-native), it's pretty much the weird, methed-up Australia of the US

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best guess is that he was trying to get the max amount of money for a lesser charge

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NONE of these are real
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Its nice to dream dude

it's an imaginary place. a mere meme.

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brutal

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