Anything but porn thread

anything but porn thread

surprise me

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Will i die if i drink mouthwash

I'm gonna do it regardless but just wondering

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Mouthwash is actually just moonshine with mint flavoring in it. Prove me wrong

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I have to drink a lot more mouthwash to get drunk

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Famous Daves FTW

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This one always freaked me out. What can be done in this situation?

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There was a retarded black kid I went to school with for several years. One day in high school I was taking a piss in the stall when all of the sudden he stuck his head underneath. I immediately reaimed my dick at his face, causing him to scream and trash about uncontrollably on the floor. I finished and zipped up as soon as possible and left him there, covered in urine, still screaming and lying on his back in a dirty high school bathroom.

And that's the story of how I pissed in a retarded nigger's mouth.

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Fimally

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