Rate my Dick Plz

Rate my Dick Plz.

I know its short but i heard for every 35lbs u loose u get 1 inch of length. Im 5'11 and 240. Borderline obese so i have hope i can get to a BMI healthy 140 and get to 7inch or so. Do i have a good plan?

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6/10

Small dicks need to be punished

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Cut it off, become a trap.

I'd bang your sissy daily.

Thanks. Thats how i feel on a good day. Lol

But thats the point. I think i can get it bigger. Look longer i mean

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I thought about that too. Always still an option. Maybe after my parents die. Lol i can really get crazy. Just tired of being afraid to fuck

Fuck thats a meaty motherfucker. Wish I was u man

How??

Look here more of my cock

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Here

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Show us all here....i am wet...

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Urtethra abuse is a good place to start

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I was thinking of some edging. Or spanking my ass

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Sorry that was a bad pic

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Is that tiny cock or a huge clit?

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U tell me. When i have a vibrator up my ass i swear i can have multiples

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Sexy

lolololol

2/10

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and yours is 1/10

How are you so quick? It’s like you hang out in dick rate threads all day waiting for me to show up. I swear

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I give it a nine out of a hundred

Me. Thoughts?

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does anyone ever compliment you on your massive balls?

Yes gay user, I love having my massive oversized balls talked about

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looooool

Too bad your dick is thin af

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rate mine

Im looking to be fucked

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I doubt that because I'm like 310lbs and my dick is at like 3 inches which would make it like, 8 if I was a healthy weight of like 150

Like like like like like like

Teenage girls don't have penises you fat twat

Bump

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Show what you're hiding

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Take briefs off, please

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Not sure why that one rotated.

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Oh Jesus more please

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Any gifs or webms?

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This is perfect

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please feed me

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How do you make webms to post on here? Like if I record a 10 second video and want to make it a webm to post

google "webm for retards"

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Idk I keep trying and it says maximum allowed 2mb. Idk ever since that chink took over b the files have to be so tiny in order to be posted

Set the file size cap to 2 MB and tick the high quality box. Lower the resolution or the duration if it can't fit it all in 2 MB.

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I don’t know how to do any of that lol

like seriously my webm is 8 seconds and it says its too large somehow, you have 35 second ones that you were able to post. I just dont get it, makes no sense

It's literally entering the number "2" and checking a checkbox. Both in the second tab.
It's probably the resolution, click resize in the first tab and make it smaller.

What checkbox what number 2? Literally none of that is an option in the posting box. Again idk how to do any of that, there’s no straight up Dropbox to scroll through and have edit options like I’d imagine there’d be

In "webm for retards". Limit the filesize to 2 MB in the second tab and check the high quality checkbox. If it complains that it can't fit it in a 2 MB webm, change the resolution.

Push back on your fat pad above your dick and that’s essentially what you can get. Aside from that getting in shape and becoming overall healthier will result stronger and overall firmer erections.

Bump

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Do you have kik?

so big

>5'11 and 240. Borderline obese
>borderline obese

The word you're looking for is (((morbidly))) as in you'll die from it and soon

wait, i'm obese, are you saying that if I lose weight I will have it bigger??

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I want to fuck that woman so hard, her huge tits would be perfect for my huge cock to fuck. I’d impregnate her with triplets

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Yes

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116,421/10
spectacular

Like my precum?

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Rate pls

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8/10 soft please

I can't see it around your bratworst fingers

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Here more of my cock

>me, 400lb fat fuck
>can't see dick, pubes are longer
>lose Weight, get to 195lbs, dick is a fucking stud.
>7.5 inches
>now I can lay down dick when I'm not depressed about all my excess skin