You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an American

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you are NOT an American.

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I don't go into debt when I need to visit the doctor

I can't afford food

I have not fucked my mom.

Neither do I. I have insurance and it's free as an American

I have guns, but it was a 6 months process to get them.

and they're in a safe

there hasn't been a single school shooting in my country since 7 years ago

I haven't seen a nigger in two years.

Germany is not a monarchy.
The sum of the angles in a triangle is 180 degrees (Euclidean space).

I don't pay to park my car in my college campus. I also don't pay for college.

>OP makes thread stating you need to prove you're not American
>OP in this thread does not prove this
American here, atleast I'm not thos retarded.

There's no racism here, because there are no black people.

I just got stabbed, ran over, and exploded.

Sounds like america dude.
Processing, especially from shit dealers like Wally world take forever.
Also, gunsafes are extremely American. Where else do you put the guns when you know kids are gonna be in your house?
Fucking moron.

Africa is a continent, not a country.

I take my shoes off when I go in my house.

Im applying for a K1 visa

I don't live in America, but like most of the world I've grown up watching their TV listening to their music and adopting their mannerisms. Like with the American football team the New England Patriots, everyone is sick of seeing them win. In my country we know older Americans are respectable but across the whole planet the next generation is a pathetic moody weak pack. Anyone under 28, in most countries, is pretty much guaranteed to be retarded give or take a few years.

fair, i pay a 36% income tacs and a 25%VAT on all goods and services. How about that?

Fag but that last line probably isn't far off from truth everyone is an offended angsty bitch now bring back bullying

>thos retarded.

Alos I bought bought suppressors for myself and my friends for christmas. as easy as buying bread

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I would vote third party

Us north Canadians are far better than the southern ones

I don't have a loicense to post me anti muzzy memes on the net. Spent 6 months in jail last yr for thought crimes.

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Waited 2 years to get a simple surgery procedure

I'm 193 centimeters tall :)

THIS

Abusive men why do?

i cant label chemical waste as food.

>I'm not very smart so instead of attacking the content of what was said, I go for the lowest hanging fruit.
It's okay user, you can be intellectually dishonest.

My milk comes in a bag

That's 3% higher then the single income tax rate for Americans. Maybe custom fres in a few export nations too. Depends. Usually it's on anything over 900$

who is that girl?

I am white and I have foreskin intact

Easily could be American, you need something better.

A lot of Americans believe we should use the Metric system, this isnt a great proof.
Infact, it shows your caring for the states a little more than a foreign body should.

>easy as buying bread
Could easily be American, believe me the ATF doesnt actually check what is and isnt a suppressor.

Good proof. Solid canadian.

>thos

I was able to teach my dog to bark at niggers and jews and I dont get in trouble for it.
Oh shit wait no I am American.

Allahu Akbar

jeg kan snakke norsk :)

^(i can speak norwegian)

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I use metric system

Eichhörnchen

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eh