What’s the easiest fuck you’ve ever had, aside from thots online and hookups in bars?

What’s the easiest fuck you’ve ever had, aside from thots online and hookups in bars?

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Prostitutes. Doesn't get easier than that.

you should meet OP's mom

> friend has slutty little sister
> friend brings her to car meet
> friend says "don't fuck my little sister" to me
> friend goes to get coffee
> ask her little sister "wanna fuck?"
> drive away with her before friend returns with coffee
> get angry texts and missed calls from friend while balls deep in little sister
> come back after the quicky to harsh judgement and lulz

Yeah but I mean random type stuff like I hear about anons fucking hotel maids out of the blue and all sorts of crazy stuff like how does that happen?

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Are you hot user? Like 8-9/10?

Got drink with a friend playing Pokemon go, ended up fuckin easiest fuck

met a girl while i was shopping, talked and flirted for a bit and then took her back to my house to fuck after meeting her just an hour ago.

At the time I was a charming 7-8, with a healthy bank account and show car.. she ordered me not to fuck her little sister because of my reputation already.

>be me,
>have 6/10 vaguely goth semi-slutty co-worker who likes to wear low cut tops that show off her cleavage
>tries to not so subtly hit on me on more than one occasion, too dense to pick up on it
>one day talking in break room and she says she went to tattoo parlor over weekend with friend
>me ask what'd ya get
>didnt get ink but did get something she wants to show off, proceeds to flash titty with fresh piercing
>says she has another that I can see later if I want
>duh of course I got to her apartment
>sex.jpg

i was a volunteer soccer coach for at kids team. one of the moms, a very fat woman in her late 20s. showed me her thong by "accident" one day after practice. before i knew it, i was smacking her fat ass in the empty lockeroom.

Fucking my ex's little sister.
About 5'4", 110lbs, pale ginger.

> She asked me to boot for her.
> Wanted vodka
> said she could have one of my bottles
> drove picked her up
> drove to my place
> had a selection to choose from
> she picked and offered money
> I said naw.. It's okay
> she said she would feel guilty for taking the bottle
> I jokingly said "well.. You could show me your tits"
> aaand she actually did
> kept her shirt up.. I reached and asked if she minded
> didn't mind, so I groped
> said I would throw in a micky of whisky if she dropped her shorts
> completely bald, and perfect innie
> no hesitation.. She lets me touch too
> her breathing changes and she starts grasping at me
> so.. I went for it
> started licking her nipples
> and purposefully playing with her
> in moments I had her on my bed and was eating her out
> I'll never forget her trying to look at everything that was happening
> like a fascinated child crossed with a deer in headlights
> I didn't ask.. Just crawled on top and forced my cock in
> after a few gloriously tight suction like thrusts
> I pulled out and came all over her little pussy
> we cleaned up and I dropped her at her friends

We hooked up over that summer repeatedly. Until she wanted to date.

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> Be me, 40yo, on facebook a while back
> using the 'hot or not' app on facebook
> see very cute chubby, 20 yo
> click hot.
> next thing she sends me a nude pic
> same night, go over, bring her back to my place,
> she left her place naked under bathrobe.
> proceed to fuck all night and the next day
> she becomes my slampig for about 2 months.
> Best fuck I've had yet and I'm over 50 now.
> God I miss her ass

pics?

I was at a house party when I was 17 and this chick pretty much grabbed my hand and brought me to the bathroom, sucked my dick, fucked her and came in her mouth. We then continued partying like it was nothing. Good times, I miss being young.

Girl came in to check a $400 sofa I had for sale. She was alone and offered to fuck me for it. She was hot AF and cash wasn't really an issue, but I was selling it because I didn't want to move it to my new apartment. So... I accepted the offer. She fucked me right on the sofa and then squirted on it. After we finished she noticed the damage, put on clothes while swearing and stormed out, saying she didn't want it now. Well 15 minutes later the sofa was clean and for sale again.

> kek'd hard

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Sorry. Lost them to a hard drive crash.

did you ever get rid of it?

Similar story

>go over friends house in high school
>find out he has a step sister who’s a freshman. Pretty hot
>me and buddies smoke some weed and chill
>throw on a movie
>sitting on couch with his sister
>she throws a blanket over me and holds my hand under covers
>wtf.jpeg
>after awhile she starts rubbing my dick over my jeans
>big boner
>she texts me and asks if she can suck my cock later
>tell buddy “hey man it’s getting late you mind if I crash on your couch?”
>tells me sure bro
>later that night she sneaks down and sucks my dick
>keep hooking up with her randomly for about a year behind his back

It was fun while it lasted

Sold it couple days later for 360

When I was fifteen I girl I knew liked my key ring my gf had brought me back from Disney. Told her I would give her it if she gave me it. Fucked her all day. True story.

Also

>be me
>working out of town on a project
>go to Applebee’s with my coworkers for dinner
>hostess thinks I’m cute
>one of the waitresses comes over and basically asks me out for her
>give her my number
>she texts me later that night asking if she can come to my hotel
>tell her sure
>she comes over and we fuck
>finish tell her I’m going to bed
>she wants me to go out with her and her girlfriends to a bar or club or whatever
>tell her I have to be at my job site at like 6am
>she gets pissed and leaves

Have a buddy who likes to invite his friends over to fuck his sub wife.

really nice because she is pretty much half my age.

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>went to an anime convention.
>Met a cosplayer.
>gave her attention and comfort in her troubling times.
>sex at the hotel.

easy peasy

The slow growth of this thread really does show how many incels are on Sup Forums

inherit my dad's contracting company when he dies... basically managers run it I just sign stuff and collect income to the tune of about half million a year.

Do lots of charity events, meet attractive milf that owns insurance company.She is 11 years older than me, with 2 daughters (8 and 9). Turn on charm and by end of night she is all over me and I fuck her all night. She is the paris hilton style good girl in public and total fuck slut in private.

Proceed to fuck her and woo her, and we get married in less than a year.

Huge wedding talk of the small community where we are from. Ideal

cont

Sounds like a win

based sister fister

Easiest sex I ever had

> be me
> gf in 3 yr committed relationship
> I say “let’s fuck”
>
>
> we fuck
Ezpz

proceed to treat her like a princess in public and fuck slut at home. She gets off on being submissive and we spend a good deal on building a sex dungeon for our play. She loves being tied up, blindfolded and i start seeding that i am gonna tie her up for others to see/play with. She cums mega hard ever time.

this culminates in celebrating the rooms finish with leaving her tied up on one of the fuck tables when the builder comes for us to inspect and sign off.

She ends up cumming like 6 times and suck him off. He swear secrecy and our fine life has begun.

cont

holy shit bruh you are living the dream my gf and I aim for. We just now got a place together but money is way too tight right now to immediately start building on a dungeon. Next year we can probably start with some basics, she is already wet as fuck thinking about it.

pics plx

this goes on to the point that we have a couple other swinging couples that we party with in the basement play room as we call it.

we have a great life, i get to fuck her and two other women from the two younger couples we play with the most. Then fate happens in.

the girls were over at friends house for overnight (next door neighbor). we are using peace and quiet to have a nice session downstairs. I have her all tied up, blindfolded, and am using various toys on her, she is moaning hard as i don't have ball gag in.

I glance up and I see her oldest (now 13) looking in doorway. She has been there a while I am thinking and now my mind is racing.. i pretend to not notice and get my self so i can look sideways while appearing to be working on her mom.

I see daughter is playing with herself

I decide to act, and go over to get her ear phones and nipple clamps. I put them on and turn up the volume good and loud and then without even looking at door I say, "sarah, come in here now!"

I knew it was all hanging on the knife edge. As i turn I see her walking in all the while staring at my hard cock... I knew I was golden.

I ask her how long she had been watching. she says 15 minutes or so

I ask why she came back, she said she was coming to get a game to take back and thought we had gone out, and wanted to sneak down to see if she could get in this room we always kept locked.

i told her if her mom found out she was down here she would be pissed

then i said well i guess you are old enough to know, your mom is a slut, and loves to be used like this.

I then tell her I won't tell her mom but we will need to talk more later. I told her she had better get back to her friends house. Then as she was leaving I said, is mine the first cock you have seen?

She nodded but said nothing, I saidit was natural for her to be curious but we need to talk about trust and privacy.

She left and i proceeded to use her mom for next 4 hours as I thought about what i would do next.

>meet girl at party
>start chatting
>drunk af
>suddenly we're making out
>get a cab
>still making out aggressively
>back to my place
>go down on her
>can't get hard
>jerk myself and cum outside of her right when I start to get hard enough
>try again and jerk myself and cum outside of her AGAIN
>give up
>go to sleep

Next time I see her she's dating a woman lol

To be fair the OP excludes basically 90% of the easiest fucks. Like I can’t even think of any easy fucks that weren’t one of those two.
That said, after you turn 21 or so most fucks are pretty easy. If a chick is willing to hang with you in almost any capacity she’s probably down to fuck. You have to genuinely screw something up to not get some ass after two or three dates.

Been celibate for 2 years to clear my mind up. Had dropped out of 2 colleges prior. Got a lifeguard cert, a Lexus 220d and a job. Felt good and wanted to get back into dating. Joined badoo because it reminded me of tagged. Get matched with a Brazilian girl. I ask her how she likes living over here and does she miss home. She txts back "wanna fuck?". I drove over and fucked her. She wouldn't suck my cock or let me eat her pussy and I almost lost my bone trying to get her off brand condom on but luckily I had a durex. Lost some stamina but the rhythm was still good.
Turns out she goes to my gym and has a bald bf. She looked better than most porn actresses.

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