>Have friend since hs >Smarter than me >Artistically talented >Better looking than me >Dated my crush (he didn't know I like her so w/e) >Was always jealous of him >Figure, Oh well, he's a tiny dude, his dick is almost certainly smaller than mine >At the movies last night >Pissing next to each other >I see something out the corner of my eye >'Is that the end of his belt hanging down?' >Oh dear god, no...
My existence is a cruel joke. I don't know if I'll ever be able to look him in the eyes again. The image of his huge penis will forever be burned in my mind
Shame on a women who thinks about dick size of them! Lament is her whore
Benjamin Gray
Fuck him. He's smart, talented, good looking, has similar tastes to you, and I hear he's got a big dick. So yeah, fuck him, son. Get you some primo boy ass. Or get dicked by primo dick, if that's more your style. I won't judge.
Carson Walker
Life is unfair. Deal with it or kill yourself
Cameron Green
I see you put a modicum of effort in but it's still a bad cuck larp story. Try harder next time. Make it believable.
Dominic Phillips
No...
...kill life.
Kevin Bailey
Her name?
Jack Hill
Fat 7.5 incher here. Feels good when you pull your pants down and a girl gasps and says it's the biggest she's seen
A few, But 7.5 isn't exactly enormous. I'm around that and I'm by far not the biggest.
Jaxson Murphy
annon is right same here
Nicholas Morris
You wouldn't want it up your ass!
Colton Fisher
I wouldn't want any cock up my ass.
Nathaniel Gomez
poor fckin skills detected
Eli Morris
He said it was fat though. 7.5x7 for example is fucking enormous. Women love fat dicks. Nobody’s drooling over 8x5. In fact that’s not even a big dick. Learn about cubic volume and stop being retarded.
