Imagine; you walk in and Andy Sixx is about to take a gigantic shit right in your girlfriends' vagina...

Imagine; you walk in and Andy Sixx is about to take a gigantic shit right in your girlfriends' vagina, using her as a human toilet. He turns to you for a moment, smiles, winks, gives a grunt, and a foot long corn loaf slidds right inside her pussy effortlessly.

You begin crying. You cannot compete with his monstrous log-dildo, and you think your girlfriend will never want you again. But then Andy gestures to you. You approach, and he bends your head down into her cunt. He is actually letting you partake! You begin going down on that filthy hole, licking and sucking with pure bliss. Your girlfriend moans and shakes, having the best orgasm of all time. Andy nods, and you understand.

Now from then on you can't forget the sheer bliss and three times a day you bend that bitches legs open and go to town and she creams herself just thinking about it all day. When she's at work, your girl is dripping, just thinking about recreating that glorious time you ate the shit out of her retarded pussy.

Andy is no playa, he has your back boi.

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phhhhbtbttt

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I'm sorry

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sixx copypasta thread? count me in

So you decide to make an unplanned visit to your gf. You open her door and this guy is unloading a fucking steaming magnum dump into her cake-hole, the business end of his brown corn cobbled loaf whooping three rounds of Mike Tyson upon her esophagus. Ten seconds later while his butthole is crying and weaning for relief, he pulls away - the last of his brown recluse still swinging beneath his legs like Tarzan after two nights in a bad balloon, before it falls out and hits the carpet you bought her as your third aniversary gift with a loud *SPLAT*.

He giggles and looks you in the eye.

WWYD? Well?

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Yeah i'm straight, if by "straight" you mean sucking a hot fucking steaming log of shit straight out of Andy Sixx's pink puckered asshole!!!

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mentally ill

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the prince of the ploppers

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Grow up!

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I fucking love these

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Reading this while poopin'

>Imagine; you walk in and Andy Sixx is about to take a gigantic shit right in your girlfriends' vagina, using her as a human toilet. He turns to you for a moment, smiles, winks, gives a grunt, and a foot long corn loaf slidds right inside her pussy effortlessly.

Typical for a BVB fan girl. Some are so obsessed that sucking his feces out of his asshole is not enough for them and they want to use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck their pussy with and have bacteria from Andy's shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human-shit baby.

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lollll

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fat & retarded. What a sad life you trapped in

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You are obsessed with the topic of obesity because you want to slide your tongue along some sweaty cheesy jowls, you degenerate. Slidd a log instead.

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FRRRRRT

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