Brit

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

brit

me and my friends edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNnmfHPUl-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi0kWe2ixzU
https://youtu.be/D_9GODcPNdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaMBxx9nRm8
Zachary Green
Zachary Green

all me

Gavin Brooks
Gavin Brooks

friends
???

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

Wonder what a dead body smells like?

Jaxon Cruz
Jaxon Cruz

Business idea: A new telly thing like Ross Kemp On, but instead of Ross Kemp it's Stormzy

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

skips

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

the Weimar Republic was good
The Jews have lost the plot

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

The good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNnmfHPUl-U

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

gotta include the slashes you runt
how else should i search the catalogue

Gabriel Gomez
Gabriel Gomez

yank rorke

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

sue

Daniel Wood
Daniel Wood

good lad

Hudson White
Hudson White

anyone else know that feeling you get when you lack female companionship

Hunter Ross
Hunter Ross

bellends

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

yorke?

Ian Stewart
Ian Stewart

tbf democracy and vibrant doesnt intrinsically say anything positive or negative about it

Sebastian Wood
Sebastian Wood

REALLY craving prawn cocktail skips right now

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

Would endure Ben Shapiro's dreadfully boring conversations and nasally voice to have a chance to look upon the cutie that is his sister

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

then you'll love my penis

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

disgusting nose

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Toil alarm is set

John Morgan
John Morgan

a daring synthesis

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

well since ive never had female companionship its hard to distinguish that feeling from life

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

fuck off nonce

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

this is normal in yankistan

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

god damn it frank eating your drinks that's brilliant

Dylan Price
Dylan Price

would down that without a second thought

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

tfw new gf lives in Chicago
have to drive through black ghettos to get to her apartment.
first time driving up to her apartment made a wrong turn through Gary
unironically had a cop pull me over to ask me where i was going, only for him to escort me out of Gary

Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

Those are positive words, vibrant implies that it was intense and enthusiastic. Democracy implies that was democratic when it was a Jewish oligarchy raping the corpse of the German people

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

bet it's delicious though

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

what the hell is a fluid ounce?

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

*checks your papers*

So Mr Rasheed, you and your 8 children are from a country that has never invented anything worthwhile and believes gang rape should be used as a judiciary punishment

*you nod*

Ahh very good, youll fit right in

*gives you a council house*

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

not quite sure why you believe this pertains to /brit/ nor why anyone would care
jog on

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

2600 calories
soy
2.5 g of trans fat
grim

Thomas Morales
Thomas Morales

take the piss

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

problem?

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

any boss man in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi0kWe2ixzU

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

*fährt gegen England*

Jose White
Jose White

Hammond Indiana

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

a fuild ounce is an ounce that can be converted into cash quickly, with minimal impact to the price received in the open market

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

muh pol boogeyman

Ayden James
Ayden James

US large: 946ml
sane places large: 500ml

Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

its actually quite hard for immigrants to get benefits.

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

no crustaceans
dropped

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

it was a Semi-presidential representative federal republic for the majority of the time. Nowhere has a 100% repres democracy.

neither "intense" nor " enthusiastic" are intrinsically positive. intense means strong and enthusiastic means interested.

heroin addicts are intense and enthusiastic but their lifestyle still isn't positive.

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

more than quarter kilo of sugar

Robert Cox
Robert Cox

brown hands typed these letters

Grayson White
Grayson White

love when tumblr girls talk openly about their fannies

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

I find it a trashy and uncouth

Nathaniel Roberts
Nathaniel Roberts

love when tumblr girls open their fannies

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

fuck my dick fat seps

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

the virgin sip
the chad gulp

Anthony Jones
Anthony Jones

find vaginas wholly unappealing

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

1$ donated for juvenile diabetes research for each one sold
The test subjects pay for themselves.

Slogan: "Freedom of Choice"
Can't make it up.

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

just woke up lads

Daniel White
Daniel White

millie bobby brown

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

love the opposite gender simple as

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

could stammer any one of these polycarbonate runts swiftly

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

oh my days fuck off you shitskin cretins

no one here likes yanks or wants to see your shite unfunny posts

Tyler Cook
Tyler Cook

Don't understand why one would consume something so unhealthy that isn't even nice. There's plenty of unhealthy stuff that's really delicious-baked pain au chocolat, bacon etc

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

https://youtu.be/D_9GODcPNdo

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

*bombs the tirpitz*

Jason Myers
Jason Myers

Nice pavement.

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

here I am at a famous school, I'm dressin sharp and I'm actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

Love women
Hate vaginas

Alexander Bennett
Alexander Bennett

STILL cannot embed these short youtube links

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

ah needs mah gallon a'soda
amerifats are disgusting

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

hiked here

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

jog on draft cunt

Angel Allen
Angel Allen

oh my days fuck off you shitskin cretins
no one here likes yanks or wants to see your shite unfunny posts

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

you need locking up

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

the gf

Josiah Young
Josiah Young

support BRITISH actors

Lincoln James
Lincoln James

the underage is awake I see

Cooper Johnson
Cooper Johnson

Are you telling me that ireland doesnt have any cobbled streets?

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

dont think that was the implication

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

im old enough for millie brown to be my daughter

James Butler
James Butler

t. the 30 year old virgin who somehow thinks this is a good thing

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

based

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

yeah really
just imagine

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

honestly dislike the middleman minorities more than i do golliwogs

William Reed
William Reed

we will never be never be anything but loud and nitty gritty dirty little freaks

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

didn't watch the vid, just hovered over the link

Lucas Phillips
Lucas Phillips

a 16 year old should be able to have sex with a 15 year old.

y/n?

James Watson
James Watson

No just hands who bothered reading the government policies/laws around immigration when he saw it being discussed in the media.

Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

26 actually, and just got done with your mom
fuck off to class you pathetic little shit

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

they love posting in /brit/ yet hate discussing British culture

just go away you far cunts

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaMBxx9nRm8
fig. 1, the yank woman

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

age of consent is 14 in germany

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

Are they married?

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

tell em lad

Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

vile nonce bastard

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

fatty

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

some cobbles resemble potatoes too closely lad. can't have swathes of micks on all fours gnashing drunkenly at the ground. nowhere near enough dentists.

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

'

Luke Nguyen
Luke Nguyen

YOU dont discuss british culture. you discuss americans because youre an obsessed runt. shut the fuck up

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

ameriblobs have to be POURED into their cars

hooting

Samuel Murphy
Samuel Murphy

love it when people say "ohh M&S and Waitrose food is just so much NICER!"

yeah no shit mate, it's got shitloads more salt, sugar and additives in it. it's not rocket science.

Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

lidl got the new peng stuff lads

ostrich steaks
duck breasts
salted caramel filled ring donuts
these caramel buns

peng

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

thoughts on the hundred years war? england was pretty out of line imo

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

somebody mutt this mutant

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

a 15 yo cant get married so obv not moron

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

brit at this hour is nothing but self-conscious america bashing
i didn't realize you all were so affected by us. It's actually funny reading over all of your angry posts

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

best things are those knockoff kinder bars

Jacob Jenkins
Jacob Jenkins

weird conicdence of posts.

but underestimating lidl/aldi and overestimating M&S and Waitrose - is a sure telling sign of an aspirant-middle class upstarting runt.

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

yanks are like that loud fat kid who hangs around your little brother so you have to tolerate him everywhere or mum'll kick off

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

yanks lmfao

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

maybe you should fuck off to the german general then you nonce

Connor Young
Connor Young

*kicks off*

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

yeah i know what you're on about.

used to love coke flavoured 'fritt'

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

also when you have a sleepover he forces himself to come and then asks for your bed then shits in it and starts crying

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

I blame America for my personal problems
grow up losers

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

said no one ever

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

*passes it back to Dad in midfield*

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

couldnt read your post coz u are SO fat

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

day #2 of meal prepping my lunches was as successful as the first
both the chicken and the fried rice are holding up well in the fridge

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

/brit/ is an afro-caribbean general

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

finally my eyes are open

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

fat stupid yanks
always getting shot

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

had 热干面 (re gan mian or hot dry noodles for you 老外) for lunch
Basically boiled noodles with loads of soy sauce, sesame paste, these weird pickled green bean like things and some other shit
It's actually pretty fucking good
now eating deep fried wontons and beef fried rice

Gavin Young
Gavin Young

would trust any woman with my willy between her teeth

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

germany is a fucked up country

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

said no one ever
all you guys do is cry americans this and that

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

don't think you'll ever have to mate wahey!!

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

Didn't ask x.

go tell your friends about your gap yah, but not me.

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

shut the fuck up you little fanny

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

america needs to stop intervening in foreign affairs!
wow why is america stopping intervention in foreign affairs they are losing their power

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

there's a country citizens of which can blame america for some personal problems

Connor White
Connor White

pics

Gabriel Rogers
Gabriel Rogers

only two yanks at uni are literally fat and loud

Dominic Lee
Dominic Lee

my main purpose in life is now to bring back old /sp/

I shan't be stopped

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

if we stopped policing global trade nukes would fly within months

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

the pengest thing in lidl are the toffee filled yum yums

Austin James
Austin James

The USA is the greatest country on earth

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

Love the poster where he says something along the lines of "when brits enter the room yanks go silent and wait for orders from their masters."

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

have you seen recent /sp/? it's so far gone

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

*declares war on you*

Kevin Fisher
Kevin Fisher

if you have to keep saying it

Gavin Rivera
Gavin Rivera

would not dream of thrusting my leg across the threshold of lidl or aldi without using some sort of facial disguise

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

you're my little yum yum x

Easton Thompson
Easton Thompson

you literally cannot prove this

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

you said we're blaming them for our problems.

we're laughing at them for their problems

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

dururrhrur please take my foreskin i'm so fat and stupid dududruru

Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

batter them mate, yanks are powerless without guns

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

No I wait I found an even worse one

Age of consent is 13 in Spanish

state of dagos

Lincoln Davis
Lincoln Davis

Hate leftists. Will vote Trump to spite them

John Moore
John Moore

grug think my rock better than your rock, even if grug live worse than you, grug proud of rock because rock of grug better on whole than rock of other grug

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

good fucking lad

Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

remove this yank from my /br-

nevermind

Jayden Harris
Jayden Harris

*rubs a yank's belly*

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

Lidl generally is peng. so is aldi.
i personally only go to them or to ethnic grocers for spices and herbs and fresh veg/fruit.

don't get why people go to sainsburies

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

i've seen things, i've seen them with my eyes
i've seen things, they're often in disguise

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

this but unironically

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

spain*

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

*makes whale noises*

Carson Cook
Carson Cook

I have a hairy belly

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

lidl defence force about lads, on your toes

Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

Makes me sad when I hear all the vitriol brits hurl on my country. Nothing I can do can rectify my country's flaws and there's nothing I can do to stop their cruel words. Feel utterly powerless.

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

Don't go. keep the demand and hence prices lower for me.

Lidl/Adli are really based. the prejudice against it just means you're having less access to decent food without a markup

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

pleased that australia has started to produce some good music of late after being a cultural wasteland for decades

Wyatt Campbell
Wyatt Campbell

*ruins country* Haha that'll show the leftards

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

*Hiroshima and Nagasaki*

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

people who use the word peng are the same people who shop at lidl
well colour me surprised

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

Venture in /brit/ for the first time to check perfide albion's side
N*ssim gets btfo
Pottery.

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

yeah, I also enjoy bland psych pop

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

Age of consent should be 16 globally

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

merely banter

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

Trump will make the country better. I get to make lefties like you assblasted and elect someone who will be good for the country

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

wrong nonce

Thomas King
Thomas King

colour
racist

Jayden Myers
Jayden Myers

Mind explaining to me your retarded opinion on how America is being ruined because of a big meanie president in charge for 12 months?

William Johnson
William Johnson

*names a croatian band*

Isaiah Sullivan
Isaiah Sullivan

Why in fuck's name would I care m8 if anything you're a circus act

Carter Diaz
Carter Diaz

I'm sure it tastes better than it looks

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

/brit/ is full of loser NEETs who take meaning in their pitiful lives through politics(makes them think they're important) and agressively arguing on online forums to feel some sort of emotion

Don't take them seriously

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

theyre just mad because all the resources from north america, australia and india were supposed to be western europe's retirement plan and it got stolen by your separatists.

Camden Cooper
Camden Cooper

its not the worst thing i've had here

Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

love the good fucking laughs and jokes i have on here

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

It was so nice just a few hours ago, then it turned to shit.

Nathaniel Hall
Nathaniel Hall

sounds like you need a safe space pet

Brandon Foster
Brandon Foster

Tried dog yet

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

fucking love the good bit of jokes here and there on this website

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

had a tory-boy mate who couldn't believe i actually got jsa for a month after uni

he also couldn't believe i was buying shit like quail and really good goats cheese at lidl. he ironically spent £100 a week on groceries at m&s like an absolute wally.

he also once gave me an impromptu speech on why israel was really good.

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

Two slow punctures reeeeeeee

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

I've been here for years sweetie. Sorry but who the fuck are you?

Charles Perez
Charles Perez

hate millie

love God and his son Jesus

Nolan Hernandez
Nolan Hernandez

not yet, it's not a thing in this province

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

Don't be a baby

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

a french europe: sophisticated, chivalrous, world class military education, revival of the empire, liberty and comradeship

a british europe: a fucking disaster

Jonathan Jackson
Jonathan Jackson

yank apologists get the bullet first imo
insufferable twats

Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

any cheeky buggers (black fellas) on?

Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

Tru Fax:

Europoors and the rest of the Western countries aren't at all close to electing anyone even remotely nationalist or putting their countries' interests first
We don't give a fuck if a few 'white' Hispanics or mulattoes want to vote for Trump and a far right government, as long it buys us time to undo the damage of the last 50 years.
'True' white people are only 8% or 7% of the planet as of 2017 and falling fast, you can't exactly be choosy in these desperate times
Meanwhile, you guys are hell-bent on cultural suicide by flooding your countries with as many refugees as possible and will be in utterly fucked in 10 years
Unemployment and terrorist attacks are rising in Europe while shitskins get free handouts
We in the US are actively uncucking ourselves and fixing damage done by libtard and kike policies

Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

Need a big strong yank husband no lie

Christian Hall
Christian Hall

Literally rorke.

James Thomas
James Thomas

is unconditionally cruel and rude to a particular country for years on end
it's just banter, you utter poof
gotta learn to enjoy advanced British culture, yankiboi
grow a thicker skin, seppo
Haha, yeah... w-will do...

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

FUCK EA
FUCK BATTLEFRONT
I'm boycotting these bitches

Brandon Ross
Brandon Ross

somebody mutt this mutant

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

wtf I love natsoc america now

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

'dit

Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

that's not nassim, it's the other nonce

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

seppo
Fuck off bruce

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

good goal tbf

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

most people poke fun at americans for having really big servings but it's actually one of the things i admire most about their country

would kill for larger fucking drinks / meals from maccas. You have to be a skinny runt in order to feel full from a "Large" meal here. It's worse in the UK though.

Justin Davis
Justin Davis

This is why yanks don't fit in

Colton Foster
Colton Foster

ah yes the dindu nuffin yank *visits catalog to see a million beady threads*

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

neet = rorke
too much spare time and self-reflection. has grandiose concerns about the world without really actually engaging in it. tied in with this are self-awareness of shortcomings compensatef for with political ideology. easily startled, very depressed - rorkeism provides easy scapegoats

student = leftypol/sheed
brainwashed by his lecturers, no experience of the real world, seduced by easy to swallow theories and critiques. regularly baits rorke with inane shitposts that rorke takes every time.

wagecuck = centrist
realises politics is pointless, realised he is trapped, realises that whatever it is rorkes and sheeds are talking about its too abstract and in either scenario he'd still be toiling. only wishes for the easing of his toiling but is never rewarded this. dreams of a day when there will be no more toil, not on the morrow, not on the morrow thereafer and not on morrows to come.

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

had a bath. enjoyed it very much. first bath i've had in years probably.

Connor Carter
Connor Carter

why do nips wear surgical masks outdoors

Matthew Clark
Matthew Clark

pollution and/or they have a cold and don't want to give it to other people

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

good analysis

Michael Wilson
Michael Wilson

is this what the average yank looks like
cor

Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

not on the morrow, not on the morrow thereafer and not on morrows to come.

Josiah Perry
Josiah Perry

why'd he post his willy

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

water was a bit too hot for my liking

Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

they're scared of dust

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

Hate trannies, gay Jews, and black women

Leo Miller
Leo Miller

it's dead and buried m8

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

An American man has been living his life as a Filipino, despite having been born white.

The man, formerly known as Adam, lives in Florida and now goes by the name Ja Du after spending years studying Filipino food, music, and culture.

He says he realised from an early age that he was 'transracial'

i see

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

no way
little poo particles floating into your willy hole UHHHHGG

Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

Oh, my bad.
How's it going on the other side of the channel, lads?

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

this is a myth to make it sound more reasonable.

chinese are a highly irrational people. just look at them in casinos

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

could be worse

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

rachel dolezal wore it better
she actually used it to get into positions of power

Joshua Allen
Joshua Allen

fuck off you stupid cunt just piss off to /cum/ UGH

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

God , you all are so disgusting.

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

oh yeah well it could also be a fashion statement
a thing they do here is when someone opens a new restaurant, they pay people to stand outside to make it look more popular until real people actually come

Michael Morris
Michael Morris

Got an inquisitive mind, always gotta be reading... it's what successful people do!

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

cold

Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

said Sanjay, before wiping off the sixteenth poo of the day with his left hand and chewing on a goat bone in his right

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

everywhere that's not blue on this map is gay and smelly

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

me too! im transracially japanese!

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

'toil on the morrow' sounds like the name of a 19th century poem

Hunter Bailey
Hunter Bailey

Two women come forward to accuse John Oliver of sexual assault on the Daily Show in 2009

HAPPENING

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

predictable reply wish i put money on it in hindsight

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

what's the connection

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

NORTH SEA UNION

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

finland is a meme

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

interesting how its always lefties accused of these things (and their allies such as muslims)

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

YYAAAASSSS SLAYYYYYY

Xavier Morgan
Xavier Morgan

yes/no?

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

Hmm

Jayden Roberts
Jayden Roberts

Burn some stuff then.
Brit sexual assault
How ?
Did he looked at her for more than the required 10 seconds without blushing?

Carter Nelson
Carter Nelson

you got the joke

Kevin Russell
Kevin Russell

white protestants

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

yeah, galo sengen...

Camden Gomez
Camden Gomez

sounds like something a 19th century ship captain will yell at his boys.

TOIL ON THE MORROW, MATES, THERE'S A TOIL ON THE MORROW

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

fake and gay
don't be an unquestioning retard all your life

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

Miss having this haircut.

Noah Cooper
Noah Cooper

ah yes
*bits into a lump of horse gristle*
these poshos don't know what they're missing, lidl and aldi are perfectly fine!

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

troll'd

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

hair
lol

Connor Edwards
Connor Edwards

I turn myself into a _____, morty!

rickface.png

I'm _____ Riiiick!

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

weird how there's so many yanks on proxies in /brit/ but I would never in a million years think or care to do the opposite

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

TriHard
:tf:
Kappa
LUL
OMEGALUL
FeelsBadMan
FeelsGoodMan
Clap
cmonBruh

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

Buggers belief how obsessed yanks are with the holocaust whether deniers or believers. It's the unspoken religion of this nation. Every city has a holocaust museum and children are taught about it from grade 4 onwards.

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

It was the second poo of my day and I am a vegetarian .

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

business idea: calendar where you tear off a sheet a day in the same vein as a word of the day calendar but it's all business idea posts from /brit/

Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

dropped in 2004 as part of a healthy lifestyle initiative

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

*bits into a lump of horse gristle*
But that's not what its like. You don't buy ready made shit from aldi/lidl for the most part (though aldi does have some good ready made frozen stuff)

you buy raw/basic ingredients. the quality of a polish duck breast vs a britsih one is not that big if you're still just buying it from the supermarket for example.

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

based
wish that was a real thing, us, norway, denmark, netherlands, and iceland just kicking back smoking some doobs

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

basically all of today's one-thread-gimmicks have been created by me

is it merely a coincidence that today is the first time I've sat down and posted on /brit/ for a whole morning in about 2 years? I think not. you are blessed by my presence

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

qorn chips

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

Only use a proxy for certain porn and pirate sites. Would NEVER use one for Sup Forums. Absolutely dire.

Austin Davis
Austin Davis

a brit defending the comedian they got rid of

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

doobs
cringe

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

Only use a proxy for certain porn and pirate sites

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

most proxies are blocked on the ol' chan because of hiroshima.

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

Literaly answered by a question lad.
Seems a bit too big to swallow, as, dare i say, my cock.

Brayden Martinez
Brayden Martinez

might wink my wally

Xavier James
Xavier James

okay then pal
'zoots'

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

Hi there user, thanks for applying for the vacancy of My Boyfriend. As my prospective boyfriend, what can you offer me in the relationship department that no one else can? What are your strengths? Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

Nah, nothing noncey. Just to stream full movies that catch my attention and because I refuse to download porn or spend money on it.

David Kelly
David Kelly

dint know where people find working proxies for the chan

FAO mods: this is not a request

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

*throws up*

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

dumb bitch fuuyck you

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

shave your eyebrows pet

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

big pecker

Bentley Peterson
Bentley Peterson

what sites do you use?

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

Autistic Dating Simulator 2017

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

My young son picked up a barbie doll, time to chop his penis off

Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Bear in mind that I'm also talking to four other lads that are interested in this vacancy!
Fuck off 3d whore

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

*reads notes written on my palm*
Uh... Big Black Cock?

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

just realised this why women overwhelmingly work in HR

at last i truly see

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

8 quickfire (You)s

you lot are too easy

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

i made my last gf cum all the time.
can deadlift >200kg
can cook
have no friends or meaningful hobbies besides gym, shitpost and reading, so i can spend a lot of time/attention on you.

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

LOL

Ayden Evans
Ayden Evans

....?

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

people are trying to hear what I'm saying

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

have no friends
that's a big red flag

Matthew Butler
Matthew Butler

didn't get your name, friend. what was it?

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

just started working for this company and already met 2 lessers

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

,

Justin Hughes
Justin Hughes

shit general
/brit/

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

doesn't matter if you've got lots of time for her if you've got nothing to talk about

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

fuck off nonce

Sebastian Rogers
Sebastian Rogers

Superiority complex.

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

just started working for this company and already met 2 morers

Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

R.I.P. Gt Britain!!! You are too soft. You raised the cost of living so high that both parents are always at work, rather than spending time with their children. You took God out of schools. Parents were told 'No you can't discipline your kids'. Well, Gt Britain You shall reap what you sow, and we have lost a whole generation and turned them into rude, selfish, disrespectful brats who have no respect for people, property or authority! You deemed people with terminal illnesses and some with only a few months to live…fit for work!!! You allow our veterans of war to go homeless and hungry but give out millions to foreign aid!!! You stop people’s entitlement to welfare benefits thus leaving them so desperate that they commit suicide!! You bend over backwards to be politically correct, too scared to say enough is enough, in case you offend. You put the retirement age up so people must work until they drop!! People depend on handouts and food banks, whilst we give aid to others. Our retired generation rely on inadequate state pensions, their thanks for working hard. Things need to change!

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

just started working for this company and already met 2 disableds

Bentley Barnes
Bentley Barnes

umm no its actually LuL now swaty

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

just started working for this school and already met 2 peng fitties

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

pooey arse wank titty shit arse poo wee

William Scott
William Scott

just started working for this company and already met my future wife

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

never stopped being unemployed and already avoided 2 employment advisors

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

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