What would be your excuse to not get drafted for war?
What would be your excuse to not get drafted for war?
Oliver Carter
Tyler Carter
Greta Thunberg tier Aspergers.
Cooper Morgan
I'm almost 59. I'd be fuck-all useless on the battle field.
Caleb Johnson
Broke my leg in September, walk like a retard now, can't run or jump.
Lincoln Rogers
wheelchair gang out here
Elijah Wright
Can you still pull a trigger? Don't be a complete pussy, faggot
Michael Howard
That I'm a white supremacist
Joshua Bell
kill myself
Samuel Nelson
yeah, aimed at you bitch
Michael Perry
i don't see how that would be a problem in this scenario, aside form getting full metal jacketed by tyrone in bootcamp
Daniel Torres
Mental illness. Heart issues that sort of thing.
Colton Green
autism
Adam Scott
Mental retardation.
Elijah Kelly
I'm deaf.
Lincoln Clark
Flat feet, plus my doctor can always say I have bone spurs
Blake Cox
too old.
Gabriel Powell
My name is Trump
Easton Green
kek
Xavier Taylor
Minor bone spurs
Brayden Foster
Severe hypoglycemia. Though I've always thought service would be great for character building and sorting myself out I literally can't go half a day without eating something.
Cooper Lewis
Assuming all the niggers wouldn't dodge the draft
Nathaniel Campbell
I'm a tranny
Eli Lewis
>The President didn't have to.
Also
>Rich people in general didn't have to.
I will sign up when I see every 1%er ahead of me in line.
Daniel Rogers
I mean, M.A.S.H had this exact plot line in the 60’s
But sure - pretend that “it’s only recently” that it’s become an issue
William Ross
Restless leg syndrome, sleep apnea, deaf in one ear, bad eyesight, I shit myself whenever...
Juan Evans
Muh freedom.
Free to die in wars to protect the profits of our oligarch masters
Oliver Flores
I'm a pussy
Austin Jenkins
the first thing i am going to do with a gun is shoot my fellow officers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adrian Gutierrez
Well I literally can't enlist as of 2019 fuckboi suck my girlcock
Liam White
claim i have bone spurs. get rich daddy to find me a doctor to make up said bullshit.
Camden Russell
Based and schizopilled
Ian Hughes
I don't have an excuse nor do I want one because unlike you faggots I would love to just FUCKING DIE ALREADY. If I die in ww3 then at least my life will be worth something killing a bunch of mudslimes in the process.
Jose Howard
I'd join the coast guard before the army could get it's hands on me, then I'd laugh at them at the safety of the coast
Ryan Evans
Bone spurs
And I am rich enough to get a doctor to sign off on that shit :)
Drink up!
Matthew Rodriguez
I dont want to die fighting for kikes