I am assembling a team
I am assembling a team
Daniel Barnes
Gabriel Butler
The fuck is wrong with that guys face
Owen Barnes
Bentley Bennett
of straight up demons
Zachary Ward
Can I join?
Tyler Morris
You'll need a get away driver
>I'm in
Isaiah Rogers
You're in
Grayson Taylor
Count me in
Lincoln Evans
wigglord..
Ryan Thomas
Gabriel Gonzalez
You will need some muscle.
Hunter Rogers
Count me in
Jack Gomez
Count me fag
Robert Cox
you'll need a...um. you'll just need us, ok
Caleb Stewart
you fuckin' nerds won't need ME
Jordan Sullivan
you son of a bitch, i'm in
Logan Edwards
Present
Blake Jackson
Mason Myers
consider me in
Owen Gonzalez
reporting in
Jaxson Gomez
Caleb Robinson
Alexander Edwards
Reporting
Connor Scott
give me a pepe mex, with a joker face
and I'll ask Big Daddy Trump if i can stay out late
John Gonzalez
Deadhand. Reporting in.
Samuel Hill
ATTACK!
Xavier Evans
Amerishlomo baborting in.
Benjamin Jackson
You’ll need a bus driver, you have my services.
Eli Robinson
Ian Adams
Oliver Thomas
Robert Gomez
Levi Green
a team of what? psycho douchebags?
Camden Carter
Chase Robinson
Septic Tank Homo reporting for pooty
Liam Gutierrez
You must be new
Levi Russell
Erik Striker ready to roll.
Anthony Thompson
For Assad and Syria my life I give.
Grayson Fisher
I'll bring the acid
Thomas Fisher
Remember me?
I'm in
Angel Thompson
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Gabriel Martin
[lusty marine homo noises]
Hunter Evans
Justin Nelson
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Jonathan White
im ready!
Landon Cox
Sebastian Moore
Jordan Mitchell
Reckon I have one last job in me.
Henry Bennett
you son of a bitch. im in.
Xavier Anderson
ready!
Carter Howard
Fur Man at the ready, sir!
Nathaniel Murphy
Don't even think about starting the party without yours truly
Brandon Morgan
you can tell this guy dont play, look at his wall
Sebastian Lopez
I'm down
James Brown
it's a latex appliance.
Dominic Morris
Chase Rodriguez
Hey, Maynard!
David Jackson
Grayson Young
Josiah Kelly
Count us in!
Kevin Baker
Ready
Isaiah Hernandez
Did someone say cotton?
James Parker
White guy with the biggest dick in the world ready for dooty
Sebastian Lewis
My psychic powers are at your disposal
Matthew Harris
You have my daughter.
Kayden Jones
A team of queers, maybe.
Isaiah Jackson
lets roll
Brody Cruz
lets do this
Carter Fisher
The highest IQ is in
David Gray
OP, I've been waiting for this day
Michael Kelly
Puff reporting in
Jose Wood
i'm in
Michael Sanchez
let's gooooo
Nolan Butler
More like a Tram
Hudson Rogers
Count me in.
Carter Scott
my skin is ready
Oliver Flores
Matthew Torres
I would also like to offer my eldest son
Joshua Gutierrez
reporting for duty sir
the body I'm stuck to has to come too for safeguarding reasons...
Aiden Flores
tag teamin' for ya!
Brody Hernandez
Take your little sister with you for this journey ahead.
Jace Price
...
Brody Scott
I'm in .....
Bentley Barnes
rainbow faggot coming through
Angel Scott
This made my day holy fuck
Jayden Garcia
you should not have posted that
Landon Carter
i'm the special member you are looking for
Ryan Diaz
Smash them mathies.
Henry Anderson
sorry, the Avenger audition is next door
Tyler Torres
you son of a bitch
im in
Parker Nelson
reporting for duty
Charles Nguyen
Ack!
Anthony Lopez
Let's goooooooo
Michael Clark
gay and fake
Jaxon Cruz
I bring de snapsnap
Landon Flores
Joshua Barnes
Hey kid ! I'm puttin together a CROO
Wyatt Miller
Anthony Nelson
I'm not joining a team of overgrown teenage faggots who forgot to grow up. Nope. I declare war on this piece of shit assembly.
David Hill
wur dem mongoose at boi!