I'm Rick motherfucking Sanchez ask me anything bitches

I'm Rick motherfucking Sanchez ask me anything bitches

Does god exist?

Is God real?

have you ever turned into a pickle?

Howmuch wubba lub dubb does a wubb a lubb dubb of a dubb a lubb wubb wubb dubb a lubb?

Edit: THANKS FOR THE GOLD!

Uhh uhh burp no we are all gonna die alone

Define 'god'.

What does "get schwifty" mean?

when does the narwhal bacon?? XDD

Doctor Venture's TV show is better than yours

why do i have to drink this?

How do I science harder?

I like how he couldn't even be bothered to shave his neckbeard

Uhh Rick this guy is saying he has a better show then us

He also couldn't be bothered to drink a beer. A definite reddit faggot

BUUURRRPPPP PICKLE RIIIICCCCCKKK YES I DID BURRRRRPP

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPP BURP BURP BURP UH BURP IT MEA- BURP IT MEANS SHIT ON TH- SHIT ON THE EFLOOR BUUURRRRRPPPPP TAKE OF YOUR PANTIE- BURRRPPP

What does beard maintenance have to do with science?

Is your show supposed to be funny?

so what stage of malignancy are we on for the reddit & morty meme?

>signing artwork on a poster you copied from someone else

what is my purpose?

You shitpost.

Welcome to the club.

Why did you do this