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Smokin' a durrie edition

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LOVE being bullied

RBFs.

innit, la?

when you were young, did you have dreams?

England is southern european, therfore I deserve an English gf

*misgenders my child*
*gets sent to jail*

anime

literally nothing wrong with pakis

England is southern Indian

imagine being not european
perish the thought

>mens room on campus
>one bathroom was a stall for some reason
>me and my buddies used to go in there on thursdays and take off our jeans and use them to whip the occupant from over the stall door
>unbeknownst to us the bathroom was turned unisex and there was a whole debacle

cocaine tomorrow

What about it do you LOVE?

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might cop desu

kacy

I dream every night nigga. They may be a lot more fucked up than they have been recently but they're still dreams.

once I had a dream...
there was like an attack ship, burning on the shoulder of Orion and such like

I need some suggestions on American snacks to send to England that aren't super available over there. From what I'm reading, Butterfingers and Reese's are somewhat rare but the recipient request no peanuts.

>you arrive on penal colony C1S-5KUM to live out the remainder of your misgendering transphobic life with your fellow transphobic hate criminals

Please for the love of god just give me a classy brit gf.

ate a big burrito for lunch and im still stuffed desu

literally nothing wrong with streaming anime
why do Sup Forums nerds get so upset by it

love transgenderism. love how its not based on any actual science.

t. Paki

Why?

see any sea bream lad

What's your preferred pronoun lads?

turning my brain to mush by having my skull throttled with a twenty lb nigger dick

You can get peanut butter cups over here lad

no i mean like things you wanted to do when you grew up

feelings is science because some gay kikes and frogs said so a few decades so

>POOTON AND POOVE POOLBION

accidentally got chilli sauce on my shirt at work and was walking around with big red blotches on my shirt all day after lunch

Hershey bar. It tastes like shit but it's quintessentially american

And some Lays. We call them Walkers and they'll get a kick out of it

AR-15 assault rifle

brighton mentioned

Don't want to know what this is

virgin

any neet man in?

Is the slovak poster still with us
I haven't seen him around in a while

i'm in love with the coco

Lord/Lordship/His Lordship's

They sell Hershey bars here, at least the plain >chocolate and >cookies and cream ones here. They're not too much more expensive than normal, it's the Reese's peanut butter cups that are hens teeth.

ye..heard they are aplenty near tanhausing gates...go check la
already living it last xx

>And some Lays
We out burger'd the burgers

don't like how girls can get an abortion without ever telling their bf/husband they were pregnant

law idea: men have a say in abortions

lifesavers, jolly ranchers, pop rocks, nerds, pretty much any bullshit yank sweets that give you jitters

EXCELLENT ANIME
youtube.com/watch?v=gUIoEk-mPQE

Literally what the fuck.
That isn't polar form.
That's exponential form.

What the fuck is this shit lads.
Does your uni have "bugs"?

I have an electrical engineering module and I got docked a point for putting the unit as "volts" instead of "V".

I miss when shit was marked by humans.
I've literally lost module marks due to the fucking algorithm being fucking pedantic.

And now THIS shit.
It's got an ERROR INSIDE OF IT.
I'M PAYING 9 GRAND TO GET GRADED ON AN ERROR.

HOW AM I MEANT TO GET IT RIGHT IF THERE'S AN ERROR?

flaked corn
crisped rice
popped cocoa
sugar-frosted flaked corn
chocolate icing sandwich biscuits
grilled meat sandwich

Milk Duds are nice
You lot are obsessed with peanut butter though

why would you download something you're only going to watch once instead of just streaming it
pure autism

those reeses butter cups are class
ate a whole pack once and nearly got sick

why should men be allowed to control women's bodies?

Fair one.

that was just ryan using a proxy

M'Lord

proxies are against the rules so i presume he got banned

all he did was spam porn anyway

was ryan a nonce?

never seen anime in my life decided I'd be open to giving memevangelion a go

fuck off to Sup Forums or reddit to do your homework for you stemcel

>literally nothing wrong with pakis

what are some britishisms for 'good'/general approval that don't sound like a parody, e.g., 'spiffing', 'marvellous', etc.
finding i'm using too many yankisms at the moment like 'awesome', 'dope'

why should women be allowed to abort perfectly healthy babies

watching anime made my virginity grow back

peng, bostin, wicked,

20th November, 2017

Sussex Police have arrested a man on suspicion of being English.

Jake Warley, 22, of Ravensbourne Avenue, Shoreham, was reported by a member of the public, who witnessed the male refusing to partake in multicultural activities, instead opting to drink beer and watch a game of football on TV in a pub in Hove.

A police raid conducted on his home found many xenophobic and nationalist items, including an England rugby shirt, a Christmas tree and various pork products stored in the suspect's fridge.

He is currently in police custody and will face charges of aggravated nationalism and unsolicited Englishness at Brighton Crown Court.

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piff

brilliant
wicked
nice one
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>wicked
Not british

FOY

Brilliant
Fab
Cracking

>multiple choice internet tests
the absolute STATE of your uni

bangin

complex numbers are expressed in polar form using complex powers of e you brainlet

slovak poster wasn't ryan

deadly
whooper
class
unreal
savage

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Bonjour, this is the flag of Écosse, right? Good match last week against the All Blacks.

umm
youtube.com/watch?v=O7TklQTeuSE

i thin kthe north american usage of it differs.
north americans will say 'hes a wicked nice guy'
brits say 'thats wicked'

class

throw away the key

Didn't ask for help BATTYMAN.
Did you see me asking for help?

Suck my dick you gay faggot.

by 2117, the earth will be overpopulated by massive swathes of south asians, africans, arabs and latinos (not to mention all the mixed types), every city will be a dilapidated favela, dysgenics will have been taking place for decades and everyone will be stupid as fuck, with all kinds of medical problems, pollution and waste will fill the land. a jewish oligarchy will rule over them all from the ivory towers.

meanwhile, offworld on the independent colonies, european and east asian space pioneers will be developing interstellar utopias

Me driving to toiltown

about to do a shit

No, we say that's wicked

sussex mentioned

hah, yes, i understand these mathematics

weird. seems like a quintessentially 90s british thing to say.

can't even imagine it being said in a north american accent

will it have saffer mercs in mech suits too?

remember how ryan got permabanned on a static IP

New Englanders use "wicked" as an adverb.
Analogous to the New Yorker "mad"

Just another fuckin junkie, drain my blood but don't be greedy

wonder what my ancestors would think of me if they could see me right now this second christ

hope so

>you stemcel

morrissey and lena dunham did literally nothing wrong.

love rollies
hate cigs

To the lad who posted the fish and chips -

Sorry for being rude, I’ve got it now and I’m literally in food heaven so thanks for that matey. Have a good one x

Probably be jelly as fuck you aren't sitting in a freezing cold hovel half starved.