spoopy kot edition
/brit/
Liam Miller
Andrew Green
don't need nothin
Jackson Miller
Ryan Sanders
BASED canadians
Thomas Phillips
mills
Sebastian Myers
*fixes europe*
Jaxson Flores
bad post
John Martinez
the madmans done it again
Isaac Barnes
SO WHAT
SO WHAT YOU BORING LITTLE CUNT
Jaxson Fisher
...
Jaxson Gonzalez
love ELO me
Evan Watson
> muh six gorillion rayps
> muh fire tornado
> muh dresden
WE WUZ VICTIMZ
Ethan Long
>Germany
Recipe for disaster
Jacob Gutierrez
had to make sure i wasnt in /cum/ for a second
Christian Wilson
Neighbour's cat scratched my foot up because my dog spooked it while barking. Feels pretty bad, gave it some ham as well, we were good mates until that happened.
Xavier Cook
moving to china
Zachary Wright
>muh pre world war 1 germany borders
fuck off you autistic twat
Robert Watson
How hasnt trump been taken off twitter by the white house yet?
Camden Lewis
/cum/ would unironically be a good general if it weren't for the canadians and mexicans
Jordan Wilson
he is the White House
Ian Carter
doesnt he have a country to run right now
Nathaniel Ortiz
its mind boggling how cars destroyed urban design
Jayden Diaz
should move Thanksgiving to February as there's not shit going on then
Lucas Wilson
his job is literally to distract from the real goings-on
Hunter Young
Jonathan Ward
valentine's day mate
William Lopez
le ebin gross germania
Michael Allen
>Ireland part of UK
LEAVE IMMEDIATELY
Carter Fisher
he can run a country and shitpost simultaneously
the man knows no mortal boundaries
Brayden Cooper
The Super Bowl is in February.
Aaron Morgan
>when you out yourself as a virgin by forgetting valentine's day
Mason Brown
never celebrated valentines day
what's it like?
Julian Bell
only literal brainlets care about sports
Grayson Ortiz
...
Ryder Phillips
truth is eternal
Jonathan Long
oh sweetie no
Carter Torres
just attempted to do a video interview (not a skype call; you record yourself answering questions then submit them), and closed the window immediately after looking at the practice section. simply too unnatural and ridiculous to do. only a minority of application processes use them, unsurprisingly, so its no loss
Christian Lewis
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
Juan Smith
cept t'isnt
Easton Watson
youtube.com
How does he do it?
Is he a wizard?
Michael Cox
the man is a legend
Thomas Williams
meme holiday and televised sports are for retards
Dylan Mitchell
Much better
Nicholas Baker
>Just gonna spend the day golfing and ringing people lmao
Aaron Green
...
Jordan James
why is finland given st. petersburg
Jason Baker
vomit
Joseph Morgan
fuck yourself dickhead
Jaxson Robinson
not feeling well lads
Nicholas King
rightful finnish clay
Jace Wilson
and he's still doing a better job than obama
madman
Hudson Myers
England is literally American territory
Jordan Diaz
>a few weeks before, your gf gets you to agree that "we're not doing valentine's this year"
>you get her a card
>if you didn't get her a present, regardless of the first point, stop reading here because you just got dumped
>if you did, she'll berate you for not writing anything more than "dear name, love name" in her card
>you then have dinner, possibly with candles, and bang
Asher Sanders
France, Ireland, Scotland and Portugal are English territories
Joseph Ward
>only literal brainlets care about sports
Julian Collins
*rubs you*
Jonathan Reed
need a bf
Samuel Nelson
politics is sport for the thinking man
Anthony Moore
>drove 30 minutes to university
>all we did was take a 20 minute test then leave
Feel dumb right now
Jace Green
other way around mutt
Nathan Edwards
you seriously have to have been lobotomized to enjoy a bunch of gorilla looking niggers run around with a ball while the game stops every 15 seconds
nothing pleasant about football. At least rugby is full of total daddies
Brandon Brown
Same. Got your work permit yet?
James Howard
HAH nice one you sure showed those libtards
Austin Bailey
>meme holiday
but you're talking about thanksgiving hahahahahaha
Angel Reyes
>Will be having meetings and working the phones from the Winter White House in Florida
>will be having
>working the phones
talks like a /brit/lad and also knows the curse of call centre toils
what a chap
Andrew Mitchell
yanks are loyal attack dogs of the British crown
Cameron Smith
I want to smell Emma Watson's farts, I want to sniff Emma Watson's bum.
Josiah Wright
uhm no
England was colonized by Anglo-Saxons so it's American clay sweetie ;)
Grayson Long
youtube.com
sports are shit
Isaiah Collins
>libtards
FOY
Cooper Cook
Remember I faked being sick in elementary school and my dad brewed me this disgusting herbal tea. It was so bad I haven't faked being sick in 14 years
Angel Robinson
delet
William Williams
umm the BBC told me that trump has been a terrible president so fuck off yanks
Elijah Hernandez
just did one of those poos where you can feel it's going to be too big and tear you open before it's even pushed out
hated it
Oliver Gonzalez
>winter white house
SPAIN'D
Owen Jenkins
Jaxon Martin
The premiere had just ended. As it was my turn for an autograph and selfie with Emma, good God, the aroma that hit me as I walked up to her was more pungent than I could have ever imagined, not helped by the extreme sweating she's doing, given that at no point during the premiere did she remove her rather aromatic black (fading to a dull brownish grey under the armpits with some particularly noticeable dark stains in places) jacket.
"H-hello! I'm user!" I stuttered out.
Emma, drunk and barely coherent by this point, let's out a loud, obnoxious "HEY user!", the waft of her incredibly stinky breathe blasting me in the face, almost causing me to step back - but I didn't want to appear rude.
"How should we pose!" she stumbled out, stinkily.
"H-heh hehe, what if I kneeled down and p-pretended to sniff your bottom heh!! T-that would be a funny selfie!!" I whimpered out, expecting security to be called on me.
She looks me over and ponders on the unusual request for a moment... "ooH yeah!"
Before I knew it, her little boney hands were reaching up to pull my shoulders to the ground so I was down on my knees. It didn't even feel like reality anymore, as she raised my phone up to take the photo. "Hold on" Emma said, lowering her suit trousers and revealing her tighty not-so-whitey panties to me right then and there!! Oh, Lord in Heaven! These panties had all sorts of shades of brown and greyish, dull yellow that you could imagine! How shameless of Emma to be doing this!! The final kicker was her using one of her hands to push my head right in to these stinky undergarments just as the photo was taken!
"user, you're so perverted!" she joked, believing all this to be just in good fun.
Isaac Miller
when you have one of these but then you look in the bowl and it was just a nugget and you're like fuck off
Ethan Sanchez
my state (victoria) just legalised euthanasia
and yours?
Connor Martin
shall be listening to religious christmas carols on the ol' 'stmas 've methinks
anything else is materialistic kikery
Julian Evans
Yanks really are diehard British bumboys. It really is absurd the lengths they'll go to to suck British clock. Almost like a second osrael.
Nathaniel Carter
...
Logan Fisher
don't live in a state lad live in a province
Gabriel Roberts
Wish my Dad passed on some life skills and tradition and meaning rather than 'hurr money good and sex with women love doesnt exist.' I guess him not having a Dad has got somethin to do with it. Wonder if I'm destined to continue the cycle.
Thomas Campbell
thoughts on racemixing?
Ryan Miller
*shakes up my bottle of coke*
can you open this for me mate?
Thomas Clark
wish i had a dad
Nicholas Carter
unironically want to have kids just so i can give them a non-shit upbringing
need a gf for that though haha x
Noah Johnson
what does sundeer mean
Adam James
jewish psyop
Nicholas Richardson
post pics of yourself as a teenager
Oliver Taylor
only for the terminally ill i bet which is useless
Daniel Nelson
wish i was a dad
Elijah Barnes
>how does he do it
a mirror
Jaxson Rogers
>trump golfing all day is bad
do you want him to actually attempt being a president, he'll just fuck up more things, its like giving a child an ipad
Alexander Rodriguez
animal cruelty
Benjamin Cruz
uhm
Ryder Diaz
No. Just read some day books ffs and try to emulate great men in history without being a pathetic roleplayer.
Robert Watson
...
Cooper Parker
how would a mirror help