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Edition: Beer with Goebbels, lads.

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millie

can't believe people get addicted to heroin
how do you even manage that

love laughing at how silly "da jooz" conspiracies are but they always end up being blatantly true and I really get worried

really hate the guardian actually, potentially dangerously bad

Bobs

pretty easily actually

its a chemical addiction

Feel the same way

so many fucking JFs in these threads nowadays ruining everything, sick of it desu

that's a man

>my girlfriend
need to stop turning people gay

Do brits get mad when called perfidious albion?

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based katter

club tonight

never called that so never matters

no

I like it

Sometimes i wish they had won, i really do.

imagine unironically being such a beta cuck you turn people gay

dont care
same with eternal anglo
same with island ape
simply do not care about angry little JFs

need poleaboos advice on what hormones to take

where is she??

You can stand here right at the southern edge of the bottom island which is either chile or Argentina, face east and the next land mass in that direction is exactly where you’re standing

Right around the world.. MIND BOGGLING

>Sometimes i wish they had won, i really do.

locked up (ʷᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᶫᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ)

why are you thinking about what's between her legs

Forgot pic

To what words do brits get mad?

hard r or soft a?

>In the 17th and 18th centuries demand for Chinese goods (particularly silk, porcelain, and tea) in Europe created a trade imbalance between Qing Imperial China and Great Britain. European silver flowed into China through the Canton System, which confined incoming foreign trade to the southern port city of Canton. To counter this imbalance, the British East India Company began to auction opium grown in India to independent foreign traders in exchange for silver, and in doing so strengthened its trading influence in Asia. The opium was transported to the Chinese coast where local middlemen made massive profits selling the drug inside China. The influx of narcotics reversed the Chinese trade surplus, drained the economy of silver, and increased the numbers of opium addicts inside the country, outcomes that worried Chinese officials.
>In 1839 the Daoguang Emperor, rejecting proposals to legalise and tax opium, appointed viceroy Lin Zexu to solve the problem by banning the opium trade. Lin confiscated around 20,000 chests of opium (approximately 1210 tons or 2.66 million pounds) without offering compensation and ordered a blockade of foreign trade in Canton.[8] The British government, although not officially denying China's right to control imports of the drug, objected to this unexpected seizure and dispatched a military force to China. In the ensuing conflict the Royal Navy used its naval and gunnery power to inflict a series of decisive defeats on the Chinese Empire,[7] a tactic later referred to as gunboat diplomacy.

>try to get an entire country addicted to drugs when you can't outjew them on the markets
>invade them when they try to stop the drug imports

The name is as fitting as it gets

it's her feet

gf has had sex with a million niggers before me

don't think google maps is that accurate

>ywn be a teenager during hitlers rise to power

post your secondary schools acronym lads, lets see how many autists went to the same special school

You are a traitor to the white race, lad.

Why does Norway produce so many far-right extremists?

>seizing and destroying goods without compensation
their own faut desu

no one cares about chinks you cheese eating ballerina

all that matters is what they did to ireland

"Sorry we don't make change, do you have anything smaller?"

not sure I even want to go

The Australian communist is genuinely pathetic. I almost pity him.

unironically believe this desu
don't feel guilty about anything other than the paddies

what about them

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMahon–Hussein_Correspondence
>lol will give israel to arabs
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declaration
>lol will give israel to jews
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sykes–Picot_Agreement
>haha fuck off its all mine

ah
perfidious albion

roy hogson has lost weight, looking good these days

>make change
yeah that kind of foreign talk would piss me off tbf

call me a Rorke but the nonces should be hanged

just learned that you're either a nazi or a communist

cuck

all rorkes should be....

Pick the Nazi side

I'm a libertarian islamist

>Friday: 6pm

given free prossies to deal with their misplaced aggression

Drafted into right wing death squads, which will be granted with powers above that of the military and provided with world class equipment and weapons

when will spackers stop larping as this dead letter ideology

charter boat? what charter boat?

great idea

The leftypol brain for all to see

...

Once they grow out of taking Marx as gospel

when they start paying taxes

...

girl I'm shagging is getting a bit clingy
think it might be time to cut her loose even though it's great sex

failed my theory test for the 7th time lads

I've never had sex before

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

whoa haha are you a loser

not a normie lads, I just like casual sex

pie jesu domine dona eis requiem

>he's still trying to make neuro typical a thing
mate....

Enough other birds. Or you could talk to her.

Yes

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY..

woman is the devil

haha really
that must suck

imagine just having a girl obsess about you, craving your dick at any hour of the night

must be such a good feeling

gf won't let me remove her hymen lads
what do?

let a chad remove it

shoved a finger up my bum and licked it

quite pungent

youtube.com/watch?v=nrU8Kh6Mf7o

>british humour

can smell the virgin in this video

Want the future GF to be a virgin, but also be a good at sex

quite a paradox

it's alright
the girl I'm thinking about cutting loose keeps randomly putting my dick in her mouth when I'm over
can't even get up for a fag without her sucking it a little

some days I don't feel like living. I sometimes don't get out of bed.

there's no benefit to your partner having their virginity

Got a text written in south Indian

are you fat haha

>pie jesu domine dona eis requiem
googled your post

Angels we have heard on high
Sweetly singing o're the plains
And the mountains in reply
Echoing their joyous strains

>there's no benefit to your partner having their virginity

yeah there is, means she's not been deflowered by chad yet

Meaning she'll know no greater pleasure than me, most likely less likely to cheat because of that

any christian communism man in?

70kg

>most likely less likely to cheat because of that
no she'll be more curious and more likely to cheat

why do you expect women to conform to your standard of celibacy whilst you probably value the notion of having as much sex as possible

with women

love this image

yeah okay but imagine her being an 8/10 instead of a 3/10

Gas anyone seen my glasses?

She doesn't have it anymore, but she started out that way. The benefit is to groom her to your taste.