>On who's authority?
>On MY authority
>On who's authority?
>On MY authority
>Wait til ____ hears about this!
> ____is the one who came up with it!
>fbi takes case from local police
>local police is pissed and not glad that they won't have to deal with shit
>and my other authority
*whose
you fucking idiot
notice how every frogposter is a Sup Forums spic ESL? I do
>listen son, I don't have the time nor luxury of dealing with your incompetence and ignorance of the chain of command
>oh yeah? you and what army?
>Police Chief: Hey, hey, what's the meaning of this? I'm in charge here!
>Stranger: Not anymore. I'm agent ______, FBI.
...
>I checked your file, lieutenant... impressive stuff. I see you graduated from Agent Academy with top marks in computer hacking and hand to hand combat
>Hey - who the hell are you and what are you doing on my crime scene?
>I'm Detective _____ and actually you're on MY crimescene.
>This is too important to leave to someone like you. You're off the case.
>Buddy cop film
>One smart but weak, other dumb but strong
>Get him out of my sight!
>Police officer reaches to shake FBI agent's hand.
>Agent stares back coldly and refuses to reciprocate the gesture.
>and my other sight
>IN ENGLISH PLEASE
>ZOOM, ZOOM, ENHANCE
>Some reference to Flux Capacitor
>Character arriving in china, generic chinese music w/gong
>Character doesnt say goodbye when getting off the phone
>"What'd you expect, i grew up with 4 brothers"
>You can't do this to me! This is MY case!
>Listen son, I'm the Chief and I decide whose case is whose.
>This is bullshit!
>Take a week with pay, you're suspended
you're too close to this case, go home agent
>Your badge and your gun. Now.
>agent investigating a psychopath
>some "I must think like he does" bullshit
>agent becomes a psycho as well
>the FBI are incompetent and the butte of every joke
>Butte
They don't say 'Not anymore. I'm agent ____, FBI'
They just say 'Not anymore. Agent ____, FBI".
>AND your other gun.
>aerial shot of the pentagon
>block text appears in the corner
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP BEEP
>Pentagon: 11:21 AM
>can we trust him
>what other choice do we have?
Officer _____. I'm FBI.
>film description of the pentagon
>the pentagon building is an actual pentagon
>character speedwalks into room sipping coffee
>ALRIGHT, BRING ME UP TO SPEED
>Okay, whadda we got?
>Victim is unidentified white male, mid 30s. Cause of death seems to be a stab wound to the abdomen. We'll know more when we get the coronor's report. Forensics are on their way now to dust for prints.
>Ok, keep me posted
>I've got the DA breathing down my neck!
>pay attention rookie... you might learn something
>how long will this take?
>about 2 weeks
>you got 10 seconds
>I'll do it in 4
>how much air have you guys got?
>I'm in the red. Seconds before the O2 gets me.. Why wait right? I'm the master of my own fate
>Now it begins
>No, now it ends
>something about paperwork
>all right...but we're doing this MY way
>Listen we gave it our best shot but it's over, he got away. We'll get him next time.
>But I can find him just give me one more da-
>I SAID IT'S OVER OKAY... we'll get him next time
>we can use my car
>'car' is something unconventional like a spaceship or an aeroplane
>Just something to get me from Point A to Point B
>Okay but I'M driving
>woman slaps protagonist and walks away
>woman slaps protagonist
>then she kisses him
>I love you, but you will never change. You love the job more than you love me and that's why I have to go. I can't sit back and wait for you die.
>Cop is Irish Catholic
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>tfw I only watch kino and prestige TV so I cant think of any cool cliches