The ship is sinking! We must reach the lifeboats! White women and black men first!

>The ship is sinking! We must reach the lifeboats! White women and black men first!

>dress up in women's clothes
>"Hey I'm a woman."
>get on boat
>throw woman's clothes away
>"Hey you're not a woman!"
>"Well now I'm not. I'm gender fluid and now I'm a man. Stop oppressing me, assholes."
>mfw I get to live

OP is really into who people he doesn't know are having sex with.

damn its nice to live in the 21st century

high quality shitpost right there

keep it my senpai

>one of the ten richest men in the world died that day
>percentually as many first class males died as third class males chosing to let women on board instead
Such a noble time

shit like this works on the internet and in shitty american universities, but in real life you would end up in the cold water

In real life they'd have enough lifeboats for everyone, as mandated by law.

It isn't 1912 anymore.

But that's not what they said
I think you made this wrong on purpose but for what reason?

>percentually as many first class males died as third class males chosing to let women on board instead
not true

OP is engaging the the famous act of 'shitposting'. By adding a racial message to a famous event he hopes to stir up rage and net himself dozens of replies

You're right. At least some did. This one's for you self sacrificers

>all those black men sailing from england to new york

its a good thing youre too stupid to be funny
youre nice and poor and useless as you are

That was in the Hobbit I think.

>women and children and boipussies and femmen and batgenders only

what would you do?

Titanic was a hoax.No one actually died..

Keep myself warm by fucking that nice boipucci of course

Those that have families first
I never get that
It should be "those that have no families first" cause they will die without genetic legacy if they are not saved but those with families have already pass on the next generation so they should die first

And the one that died was against the federal reserve
iceBERG

>Titanic was a hoax.No one actually died..
6 MILION PEOPLE DIED THERE YOU FUCKING NAZI

You haven't checked it yourself

>I never get that
So that they're alive to take care of their families. are you retarded?

this. the titanic is still sailing today, it's a base of operations for the Thuleans in their communications with extraterrestrials who frequently land on the north pole.

DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?

THIS LIFE GUARD IS SEXUALLY HARRASING ME

(((iceberg)))