KORBEN

KORBEN
>DALLLAAAAAAAAAAS
HERE HE IS, THE ONE AND ONLY WINNER OF THE GEMINI CROQUET CONTEST!
>GEMINI
This boy is FUELED
>LIKW FIAH
So start melting ladies, cuz this boy is hotter than hot, he's
hot
>hot
>HOT

Right size
Right build
Right hair
Right on

>RIGHT ON RIGHT ON
RIGHT AWN RIGHT AWN
And HE'S got somethin' t'saaaaayy
to those
>FIFTEEN BILLION
pair of ears out there

>POP IT D-MAAAAAAN

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uhh, c-check em

For a board that hates all fags and women, you guys sure love seeing Chris Tucker in a dress.

I fantasize about being that type of man all the time.
I wish I could be this erotic, flamboyant sex god like Bowie or Ruby Rhodd or any of the fucking Glam rock stars.
Like that shit is so cool to me, that is the best thing I could ever want to be.
I'm a skinny, feminine dude. I want to use that to my advantage. Fantasies like that are cool cuz my slight figure actually works in my advantage.
What are we talking about again?

I loved everything about this movie

Yes, even the Ruby Rhod parts

GIMMME THE CASHHHHHHHHHH

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I hate black people too. Trifecta really...

this post should get more attention

He's a literal joke charcter

Literally just finished watching this for the first time, wtf?

>Right hair

now that's just mean

>ywn fug prime milla

>Implying theres still going to be genetically pure white people in the future

>thrill-thrill-thrill-thrill-illed...

Did anyone else find the term "smoke you" to be really gay?

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I regretted posting it immediately

>I am a meat popsicle

What did he mean by this?

"Smoke" is slang for a BJ in Thailand, as I recall.

Regrets a lot like drinking too much and then paying twenty bucks for a film that was kino. Too late now, you thought it would suck so now you're drunk.

same here bro , like im not gay but i like being flamboyant metrosexual guy if only i could lose the weight , food is my kryptonite

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Sir, are you classified as human?

>Black dude that goes out of his way to push the girl

Do you want some more?

M E A T P O P S I C L E

ZZZZ

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Uhh, 9/11 was an inside job.

UNBELIEVABLE

So does anyone else have a theater near them thats going to play this on the 14th and 17th?

I'm so going.

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wat

almost like a....golden god?

Where can I check?

The Ruby parts were the best parts, literally only stupid dickless journo faggots dislike Ruby Rhod.

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