Kenneth Branagh's 'Murder on the Orient Express' Remake

will it be kino?

cast is pretty good apart from Daisy Ridley and Johnny Depp

which one is wealthy deadman Defoe? because that would be a waste.

Johnny Depp is the dead man. So hopefully he won't be in the movie for long

Who's playing Poirot?

Branagh

Is Branagh a good actor? The only thing I've ever seen him on are adaptations of Shakespeare's plays

>cast is pretty good apart from Daisy Ridley

>Daisy Ridley
dropped

Michelle Pfieffer actually looks more like old Lauren Bacall than herself

Well that role is seen a lot in flashbacks. Toby Jones played that role in the David Suchet Poirot movie of Orient Express and he's in a lot of scenes.

I leik mobies

>depp not playing a pirate
It will bomb. Guaranteed.

I don't see poirot. All i can barely look at is a faggot with a "comical" fake mustache prop on his obnoxious face.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?

I hope so. Its a ripping yarn so its hard to fuck up.

That dude has some shit on his lip.

yeah should be fine.

Branagh's a nuts and bolts film maker but he knows his away around an adaptation so I'm sure this will be watchable.

she's multiplying

K-Kenneth why are you filming my scenes first?

kinda pumped for it, to be honest

theres only 2 poirots i acknowledge:
David Suchet (Agatha Christie's Poirot)
and Albert Finney (murder on the orient express 1974)

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Who /youjustknow/ here?

Apparently they're changing his background? A black British colonel in the 1930's would have been really stupid after all.

Personally, I hope this leads to an ABC Murders movie

Agatha Christie's family only acknowledges Suchet

They're making Crooked House rn too. Agatha Christie renaissance, plz?

daisy shoulda been gemma

>Remake

That is one helluva mustache. Also Depp's leather jacket in one of the shots is pretty cool. But damn, fuck off Josh Gad.

FULL ACCURATE 10 LITTLE NIGGERS (And Then There Were None) ADAPTATION WHEN
FUCKING WHEN

shit taste

How!?

Why she do cute?

i agree with them but orient express with suchet was not the best, and express is probably meant to be on the big screen.. so 1974 should be the only exception

Why do people keep casting Maggie Gyllenhaal?!

who's woman next to Depp?
is that HBC?

Penelope Cruz

The casting certainly is promising.

Who is playing the detective? Please tell me it's Johnny!!

Daisy is a qt and I wish her success in the future

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I don't see why this would need to be remade, but I do like Poirot, so I'll probably watch it anyway.

Branagh is the detective, Johnny is the victim

All I remember is that we have a russian princess and an aged actress. Fuck I have to reread it.

pretty good cast of faggots must have been what you meant, will not watch/500.

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>Jacqueline Bisset (Countess Andrenyi) is my retro-fu in the 1974 film
>Current waifu Lucy Boynton is playing her character in the remake

damn what are the chances of that

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>Dafoe

SOLD.