>Every slice of pizza has no toppings aside from cheese and sauce
Do Americans really do this?
Joseph Torres
never been to that shit hole called a city but my older brother has and says its just like that scene
Hunter Brown
Can't you call her? It's pretty important.
Gimme her number I'll send a text and maybe a dickpic
Adam Nguyen
Nice digits
Liam Young
Your mom is a nerd
Asher Wright
if her number has dubs you have to do it
Gavin Bell
Your nerd is a mom
Caleb Murphy
>catting out
Girl getting crazy with lust. From Cat people and Cat People remake.
>going all Grace Jones
Angrily overreacting in an amusing, cheezy manner. From A View to A Kill/Conan the Destroyer.
>pulling a Westley
Going from lame to badass. From Angel: the Series
> Maggots. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?
Everytime me or one of my close friends eat noodles/rice. It never gets old. From The Lost Boys.
Ian Brooks
My mom calls me Sheldon.
Jayden Kelly
0450 781 104
I'm not calling her right now. Text her if you want
Wyatt Baker
Quoting and referencing Kung Pow frequently.
Lincoln Perry
*Wesley*
pulling a Westley would be something else, I think
Brayden Anderson
Doesn't he say "how dem maggots?"
Daniel Long
... nnnooo...
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Nolan Sanders
Why would you give out your moms phone number here? Didn't she raise you to be smarter than that?
Jackson Edwards
Just checked.
He says," how those maggots?"
Then
"Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots, how do they taste?"
Don't know why I remembered him saying them maggots.
Alexander Hall
It's just a series of random numbers. If you do text or call it and someone has it I'd love to hear how they respond to being told their son told us about turtle pizzas, you're a retard.
Luke Lopez
Theres a pizza shop in north hollywood called Mr Jiffy that has a turtle as the mascot, forever dubbed turtle pizza. Its actually good too.
Benjamin Johnson
Hi arnaldo, can I borrow ten dollars?
Zachary Moore
jumped on the bed too high, huh?
Easton Gomez
user what the actual FUCK
This is LITERALLY one digit off from being my fucking number
Also Victorian detected lmao
Jordan Hughes
Kek
Bummer also had your number. That would have been a pretty huge coincidence. But seriously just dial any random eight numbers after 04. you'll hit someone in Australia.
Evan Russell
i like turtles
Andrew Collins
>have perfect blend of cheese, sauce, and bread culminating in cuisine kino >ruin it by dumping more shit on top Toppings are a meme.
Wyatt Russell
>that shit hole called a city I'd love to know what third world country you're from.
Jordan Bailey
>california pizza >good
Jack Turner
My mom always says something about somebody fucking her in the ass and it's apparently some Eddie Murphey bit.
Ian Ross
You misheard, she was saying it was Eddie Murphy's dick.
Brandon James
When burning food, my brother refers to that food as "Wesley Snipes food", so burnt onions would be "Wesley Snipes onions", or burnt macaroni would be "Wesley Snipes macaroni". This is in reference to his dark and negroid color.
Jaxson Watson
It's called Pizza Margherita, it's the most common pizza here in Italy