Nerds are the fucking worst, I swear to god

nerds are the fucking worst, I swear to god...

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Can't wait for Cinco de Star Wars

>secular

>Geek Pride Day
Oh God what is that?

>said this as a joke to someone 10 years ago
>fans took it seriously
kinell

There is a trillion different special days to just about everything.

Ew

It's when you show pride in being a geek by buying lots of your favourite series merchandise. extra prizes this day. we also sell anti-other franchises merchandise. he he he.

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I guess March 25th is The Capekìno day™.

>that first paragraph of Origins
You can practically see Tim typing that dumb shit out with his greasy tiny fingers trying to restore "universal justice"

Star Wars aren't even good. They're ok. Like, I'll watch one if I have nothing better to do, but I can take them or leave them

Omg I have to celebrate this, I like atoms and playtendo 64s. I'm just like my hero. ZIMBABWE.

Worse than "people" who post on a Tibetan JPEG depository that doesn't actually exist?

>promote geek culture

If there's a culture that doesn't need promotion, it's geek culture. It's like the breast cancer of cultures - everybody knows about it.

3 2 4 4 2 3 and!

they are like religious people, of course they are bad

I'm wearing my stormtrooper shirt today

Way fucking worse. Don't you ever compare us with them. I'll literally destroy you.

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What's wrong with liking Harry Potter and owning an iPhone?

What is wrong with owning an iPhone is that it one of the dullest cellphones in the history of cellphones, the equivalent of Harry Potter in the cellphone world . Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.