>Leonardo DiCaprio “is selfish, lazy and downright rude,” says a source whose BFF bedded the 41-year-old Oscar winner. “She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out.” >The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
/ourguy/
Josiah Cook
>what was in this for her
She got to fuck Da Caprio. What more did she need?
Nathan Carter
Faggot
Aiden Williams
>what was in this for her
Leo's dick. Wtf else.
/ourguy/
Jordan Campbell
I'm sorry, but that's what a man does, fucking feminism.
Blake Stewart
this, do these cunts not realize how post-ironic it is that he's vaping and listening to fucking MGMT while getting laid
nobody with a minutia of brain cells functioning actually enjoys those things, he was playing the actor playing himself, enjoying the fruits of said actor's labors to get his rocks off
truly one of the greatest pieces of private performance art to have ever graced us
Aaron Baker
>>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change. um...that's not how it works
>I don't like what is going on but I have full control of my body and the choice to stop and change the situation >I'll just keep going and hope it changes
Austin Lee
I'm a doctor and I like MGMT
Dominic Ortiz
I bet Leo doesn't even take his clothes off for anything less than an 8
Ryan Howard
Fucking based Leo showing those sloots what for! #mgtow
Hudson Robinson
>nobody with a minutia of brain cells hmmm...
Camden Williams
He should have asked her if she liked blue cheese.
Landon Murphy
>says a source whose BFF Uh-huh... Asking for a friend btw.
Dirty whores.
Zachary Parker
If some famous actress laid there on the bed, put on some headphones and started smoking, I'd still smash that vagina til my dick was raw. Fucking women... What's wrong with them?
Andrew Myers
>I was the blonde with the nice rack, tight jeans, and oh so tan body if a woman who describes herself like this actually exists, she deserved it.
Camden White
THIS THREAD IS SO MUCH MORE ON POINT THAN THAT RATE ALL THESE ACTRESSES CAREERS THREAD THAT JUST 404'd
BRAVO
Juan King
Some virgin loser wrote that revenge fantasy
Jackson Cruz
Last week in Singapore I paid a Taiwanese "masseuse" 150 bucks for the whole shebang, and she wouldn't even get on top for more than like 30 seconds at a time. It was late in the day, and I was already exhausted from traveling, and I felt my legs were gonna give out at any moment. I completely empathize with Leo here.
William Johnson
>during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping >he signaled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out
Alpha as fuck
Bet she was sopping wet while gargling his glans
Gabriel Thompson
janitors are allergic to actress threads, no matter how you spin them; get used to it or get out
Landon Gutierrez
How much of a pussy you have to be to negotiate about who's going to be on top with the prostitute you just paid for
Camden Carter
>Leo has probably gotten laid nearly every day for the last 20 years >she expects she's going to be special to him Honestly, at a point he kinda just probably decided that he was done putting effort into sex since he was still getting laid consistently based entirely off of his name.
Jaxon Cruz
hahaha. fucking cold, i love it.
Samuel Bailey
It wasn't really a negotiation so much as her not really cooperating or doing what I wanted. There was a substantial language barrier, I suppose.
Lincoln Baker
Doctors are idiots, they're just good at memorizing shit.
Tyler Bell
According to OP, Leo just signaled her what do without any words.
James Sullivan
>you will never fuck a young Leo
Cooper Wright
Did she expect him to go down or something
Owen Cook
Pretty impressive if you ask me.
Eli Green
Why aren't we as good looking as him bros :(
Wyatt James
He's won life already and all that matters to him now is putting in those oscar-snatching performances. All the rest is just downtime before that next jaguar life. Bitch just don't understand that the exceptional man she got to fuck outgrew her little normie world back when she still wore a pink lunchbox to school.
Sebastian Murphy
his money?
Henry Watson
I am though
Dylan Bailey
really makes you think
Charles Young
>while his “date” was left wondering what was in this for her.
I thought girls wanted to suck off famous guys since they were teens?
Matthew Garcia
>doesn't put out >expects the man of her life after gettin drunk at a bar and hooking up with a dude she just met bitch deserved it.
Juan Stewart
girls are exponentially more likely to be dumb whores with no substance than boys
and whores just want more and more and more
Parker Moore
bullshit
Nathaniel Sullivan
Nah that's just your mom.
Julian Adams
t. roastie
Hudson Garcia
Jesus Christ,some people are really delusional.
Fucking Leo DiCaprio is to a skank like meeting Bill Gates is to a nerd. Now what nerd would be mad if Gates was late for the appointment? You got what you wanted,you don't get to negotiate the terms.
Nolan Fisher
>being this bitter and in denial
Owen Gomez
Source on this? It sounds true but something other than greentext would be great.
Leo Russell
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on,
>women in charge of having self-respect *breathes in* *exhales slowly through nose* *takes in a second more deeper breath* *exhales again* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Charles Anderson
Lmao he is even vaping on that pic
Connor Cooper
Sounds like someone who's lost any love for sex or companionship. He's got everything, now he doesn't really know what to do with it on a personal level.
He focuses on big picture shit like global warming and environmentalism because it gives him meaning.
Weird place to be. At least he's filthy rich, so he can be comfortable while he has this weird thing going on.
Nicholas Clark
Yet Rihanna has said Leo was the best lay shes ever had. Dumb random whores BTFO.
Juan Smith
>revenge >all for revenge >revenge of the nerds
John Murphy
...
Samuel Murphy
Was that supposed to save her face?
>My parents taught me to never give up! So I continued sucking his dick and he still didn't acknowledge me. Some people!
Luke Wood
>be some regular bitch >get to sleep with a handsome world-famous rich celebrity >"ohmigod why is he not offering me marriage or something"
Elijah Johnson
It was a good thread the last time too.
David Wright
>cums on her face while asleep >shits on floor
Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
Matthew Taylor
>he didn't fuck me like i wanted him to fuck me bitch he don't care about your ass. he just wanted some tail and you the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.
because he's leonardo fucking dicaprio.
who the fuck is you
Matthew Roberts
It's not a greentext, it was an actual "gossip rumor" thing.
>who the fuck is you b-but I let him have sex with me.. I let him use my hole.. I need something in return from him...
Andrew Barnes
They were probably on his boat in the middle of nowhere, she couldn't stop because of the implications
Kayden Collins
What implications?
William Kelly
Literally me.
Evan Lopez
BASED
Hunter Scott
The implications.
Luis Brooks
I have to do this some day
Brandon Phillips
gr8 b8 fa88ot
Cameron Morgan
The implication that things might go wrong for her if she refuses to sleep with him. Not that the things are gonna go wrong for her, but she's thinking that they will.
Jordan Morales
I have the same facial structure, my first gf said i looked like him as well. but i started balding when I was like 17.
feels bad man
Benjamin Torres
yeah, the turd on the bathroom floor sounds just like you
Levi Brown
Wait was she in danger? What are you talking about? Is Leo violent? All of this took a wrong turn somewhere.
Zachary Cooper
Having a "baby" face works out in your late 20's to early 40's, and... >balding Oh.... shit, sorry user. That sucks.
Eli Russell
Nah stealing the booze is literally me.
Oliver Butler
Don't worry about it.
Jose Collins
Leo is known for beating hookers up if they don't do his bidding. Rumor has it he once slapped Tobey Mcguire around because he refused to cut this hooker in front of him.
Jordan Allen
>people born in 2008 are now 20 years old
Chase Jackson
More like you also reek of cat piss.
Easton Cox
>The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on
Jaxon Parker
Nonono it's just... The implication.
David Walker
Jesus Christ Denn- I mean Leo, he can't keep getting away with stuff like that.
Julian Clark
All men are violent rapists. That this woman doesn't understand that Leo neglect-raped her is a symptom of the rape culture perpetuated by the white supremacist patriarchy. #blacklivesmatter
Isaac Johnson
If he stopped fucking her he would have executed her and thrown her into the ocean obviously.
Parker Allen
Of course not. Leo would never actually do anything. But in the back of her mind she's thinking about what might happen if he were to get angry.
Isaiah Wilson
>i went into the bathroom and looked into the mirror >i went into the bathroom to finish washing the filth off
nice try faggot
Jose Ortiz
eh i just buzz it go to the gym now and it's not like I'm poor so I can just get transplants if i ever feel that bad.
Luis Cooper
Hey newfags this is from that gossip sight where they talk about how celebs fuck. It's not like she ran crying to some news outlet about it.
Parker Cruz
Balding's not a game breaker. Just changes it a bit.
Got a balding ,hairy as all fuck everywhere else friend who is now married (and got married after he was already balding).
Lincoln Lee
>gossip sight
Dominic Morgan
>filth >its k when the cum is inside me XD
Samuel Morales
>Believes every stupid story he reads on the internet, specifically Craigslist
How retarded are you?
Justin Young
Kek
Nolan Long
Wait, so he acted like most women in bed and he's "selfish, lazy, and downright rude"?
I need a fire truck sent to my fucking skull, because my neurons are fucking fired.
Andrew Price
celebrities arent normal people. their emotions and outlook on life are completely fucked.
David Stewart
How small is your bathroom that you can't go in to wash cum off and then later enter the bathroom again to find a pile of shit on the floor?
Lincoln Morgan
FUUUUUCK YOUUUUU
Hunter Campbell
>I'm a nobody, and I don't want to give her name, but my friend told me that DiCaprio...
Jackson Lee
dude is living the life
Andrew Price
I'm saying that the whole thing is fake
Ryan Lee
>so he acted like most women in bed user, who the hell are you sleeping with? Or are you not?
Brody Torres
>NHL star Jaromir Jagr, 43, was photographed in bed next to model Kateřina Provazníková, 18, who tried to blackmail him with the pic she snapped above. She reportedly told the hockey player that if he didn't pay her $2,000 she was going to go public with the pic. >Jaromir, who isn't married and doesn't have a girlfriend, told her he didn't care if she posted it online. Sticking to her word, the model attempted to humiliate the star – but it horribly backfired. >It should be said that while Jagr is reportedly single, Kateřina is reportedly not. According to several reports, she’s the girlfriend of Czech junior player Domink Rudl, who was born in 1996, by which time Jagr had already won two Stanley Cups and a scoring title. He also reportedly calls Jagr one of his idols, just in case this entire thing wasn't awkward enough. /ourguy/
Jose Ramirez
>meeting Bill Gates is to a nerd Real Nerds would hate the shit out of Bill Gates, unless all they care about is the money.
Brayden Cook
>look her up >she looks like she's 29 years old classic
Jordan Wright
>I fell asleep thinking I may indeed have found the man of my life