So this is war - huh!, wow

Danish: og
Norweigan: og
Icelandic: og
Faroise: og
Swedish: och

Are swedes superior?

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sciencenordic.com/english-scandinavian-language
anglistika.upol.cz/vikings2014/
youtube.com/watch?v=ScELaXMCVis
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-eu-referendum-latest-iceland-norway-greenland-faroe-islands-a7105641.html
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-01/sweden-extends-post-brexit-trade-deal-olive-branch-to-the-u-k
youtube.com/watch?v=qYiYd9RcK5M
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>sweden is the least norse of us
Waow

Westerners can't scchchchch short "ck" sound (includes western swedes).
>SJU SJÖSJUKA SJÖMÄN PÅ ETT SKEPP
But "och" should be spelled "ock" tbhfamalam

Old eastern norse is "OC"

C isn't a sound you can make with your mouth

No, because ock is already in use as an alternative to också, which is usefull for poetry and songs. Lets be honest, it should be "å"

>T. tonguelet

>yorkshire
pls stop

But "också" proves that "och" should be spelled "ock", literally "and-so" (also; alltså).

It shoule be ok (och) okk (ock) and okkså

fuck off southern poof

More skndi than f*nland

But when they speak normal-English it sounds like they have a Swedish accent.
English is a norse language tbhfam

rightful norse clay desu

other direction poppet
they already have special snowflake syndrome i can't bloody imagine what their egos will be like if you start telling them they're vikangz.

what are you on about you muppet? everybody knows yorkshire was a viking settlement, it's where the name comes from; york = jórvík

it's also why we say norse words like ey up (sey upp), ta (tak), bairn (barn), addle (öthal), etc.

>But this article says so
>Men denna artikel säger så
sciencenordic.com/english-scandinavian-language

here's the study
anglistika.upol.cz/vikings2014/

interesting read desu, explains why our grammar is so similar

youtube.com/watch?v=ScELaXMCVis

>this level of larping

he's just removing words and shortening others, hardly a dialect. Reminds me of that larper saying scots english is a legit thing

Joint Scandinavian invasion of Sweden to correct their malformed language when?

did you watch the whole video?
he was speaking to us in English with a Yorkshire accent, then said a few phrases in the dialect

all br*ts are scum. Don't make ANY of them out to be any different

are you retarded

you want to know about real dialects? Try German or Norwegian. Your mutt language is larping at best with a few peasant loan words

Low quality post

>defending br*ts

Why would anyone do that?

>Try German
Soz but I don't rate the squiggly alphabet or all the mashallahs and throat noises

ee by gum, thou's ackling for threpp in't steens if thee don't shut thy fleps i tell thee

Not defending brits as much as calling out a t*rk

>confusing two distinctly different languages

yep, sure sounds like anglo wisdon to me

Ah yes the famed German autism

Tyst innan jag bögrövknullar dig.

Kill yourself you german retard. You are almost worse than turks.

>swedes and br*ts team together against the german

sure seems like jealousy from lesser nations. You should grow up though, Sweden, siding with brits no matter how tenuous their point is really ridiculous.

why is this german such an autist

>This projection
You just forced yourself into a conversation that had nothing to do with you then threw a huge strop for no reason

Germans are fucking autistic scum obsessed with rules and regulation. We have nothing in common with you

I say "å". "Og" is what filthy easterners say.

>We have nothing in common with you

of course not, we're relevant. You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds, though. Remember which union you're in. It's not an Anglo-scandi one, that's for sure

You would be no match for our coast guard, Svíþjóð.

This tbf

>Nynorsk

danish: indvandrerpolitik
norwegian: innvandringspolitikk
icelandic: stefna í innflytjendamálum
finnish: maahanmuuttopolitiikka (autism)
swedish:

All five of them?

Fuck the eu and m*rkel
Swede:hanrejning
Dane: hanrejning
Norsk: vanlig sex

>It's not an Anglo-scandi one
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-eu-referendum-latest-iceland-norway-greenland-faroe-islands-a7105641.html
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-12-01/sweden-extends-post-brexit-trade-deal-olive-branch-to-the-u-k

soon

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Precisely.
You'd have already surrender by the time we'd made landfall.

Good bantz tbphwyf

Kommer att dräpa dem och sedan bögrövknulla dig hela natten. Ska också spela in det och lägga upp det i porrsidor.

Mine
Was better

you can hate us, but you'll never leave us

tried too hard

Learn swedish achmed

funny, i remember hearing the same thing

completely different, you guys were never truly in. Sweden has bought wholesale the EU dream. And even if they hadn't, look at their government, you really think they'd ever be given a choice on such a matter? They aren't as regressive as brits

Ska bögrövknulla dig med!

Stop

norway and iceland aren't part of your union, only part of the kingdom of denmark is (and even then it has the same special opt out status we did), so if sweden decided to fuck off you'd have little to no say in nordic affairs at all

sounds like bliss desu

Skojade bara, lugna dig. Gråt inte lilbög.

>a brit talking about nordic affairs

The larping in this thread from you your flag is hysterical

you're an actual autist mate, seek help

Just posting the best Nordic flag.

Ochs....

"muh nordic yorkshire heritaggee" so this is the british version of the yank muh heritage?

1/12 more norwegian than you achmed, byy gum

Don't reply to me you freak.

>g*rm talkign about larping

germany:
>we wuz da roman empire
>we wuz aryans
>we bolsheviks nao
>we wuz always multicultural

>he doesn't live in God's Own County

t. Mohammed "Torstein" Gumsby

yorkshire accent is my favourite english accent, right after the black country one.
it's the like scanian accent of England.

If you want a good Yorkshire accent/voice then Ralph Ineson is where it's at.

> J**

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>jau
>skåne masterrace
JAU HAUDARR OPPLENNINGARR
DAUD AUD SVERRJE

why is sweden so fucking boring

>yorkshire

it's called jorvik you smelly g*Rman, i have viking ancestors from there including a jarl

Pic related, vikings settled in Canada, interbred with natives, and their blood runs in my veins today

Standardisert språk. Finnes en "korrekt" måte å snakke svensk på i motsetning til norsk.

Absolutely this, anyone who pronounces it with a consonant should be gassed

>yorkshire accent is my favourite english accent, right after the black country one.
they are both very conservative, particularly because of their long unraised vowels.
shakespeare was probably performed in what sounded extremely similar to black country speech, for instance.
youtube.com/watch?v=qYiYd9RcK5M

the map isn't even correct, both A and ae is used in skåne.
t. uses A

>skánn

>næs í rassinn

don't even try it abdul

HEY GUYS CAN I MOVE TO SCANDINAVIA?

the finns are your mongolic brethren so try that place

why bulli

no bulli you should be proud of your heritage

oh ok sorry love you ur flag is beautiful

>iceland
get back to your glass box you animal

u-u too binland

älä vittu kiusaa mun islantilaista ystävää

Being a standard ostnorsk speaker myself, I have rarely heard anyone pronounce the g without immediately realizing their mistake. Thats absolutely not how we speak, we all just say "å".

Christ, why cant you westerners ever get anything right when trying to critique us?

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i say å
t. östlending

Here in Roslagen/northen Uppland we say "ja" (as in no G), unless speaking more formally.
We can even just do "ae" (not æ), maybe more like aeh; it's mostly only when speaking rapidly, not that noticeable.

And we say
So it would be: å (and) ja (I) tycker (think) att (that) du (you) e (are) en (a/one) jävla (damn) bög (faggot).

what are your fave dishes from your respective cunts

kfc