Agents of SHIT

Agents of SHIT

(Shitty, Horrible, Idiotic Trash)

I hope Clark Gregg never finds work again after this. I hope he fucking starves.

preach brotha!

What do you have against this show? I know it's the same guy posting all this stuff.

Damn dude.

I stopped watching a few episodes into the first season but it can't be that bad.

Preaching to the choir. Nobody who isn't an idiot likes this show.

I wish to never find this in my toilet, because then Ill have to get a new toilet.... and a new bathroom.... and a new asshole

>Using Shitty as part of an acronym for S.H.I.T.

You couldn't think of anything better?

Sadly, it really is THAT bad

Jesus, what the fuck is WRONG with you?

I like this show and don't think it's shit. It's way better than The Arrow or those other shitty DCshows. The only problem is that it's tied to the MCU and the MCU tends to ignore it.

Fuck off, fucking Agent of Shiteater

>Hating based MCU
Ugh ... I wish Sup Forums would leave

The world is a better place without this show. I mean that unironically.

Why don't you make another thread about it?

Look man I get hating a tv show, but you are going to explain why you hate it so much to keep making these thread. AoS didn't kill your mother or anything.

i watch it w/ my gf. its not that bad really. i mean it sure as hell aint daredevil, but its not bad enough to spam new threads. and plus its not like its canon or something, so chill out.

Flash/Arrow/LoTcucks just angry they don't have a cutie, who is also well written, like Chloe


>NBC has announced they are moving Disney's AoS to Tuesday's 10 PM slot.

Castle had a similar time slot and it lasted 8 season. Would be more if the actors liked each other.

In the words of a great poet, you must always write with a pen. To think that the engineers of the bell towers, all the Chinese cobblers, followers of Falstaff all have to look upon the sullen and depressive ways of the godless harpies that parade our world in their weary ways. We should unite against our fallen brother, live in peace, not hate. You are not cattle, you are human. Nature will root thyself upon your hearts' merry content and we'll find a way to say, "Banish plump Jack and banish all the world".

When we think that our days are numbered, let us think about our lives and how much wonder we've spread to others. When we look towards the seas and think of Cthulhu, we listen to the wails and pains, we shouldn't do that...

When we are saddened, it is our duty to make right. Falstaff would not want us sullen, he brought wisdom to his peers and that of the youth. He was the Plato of that Republic.

When we look at the seasons through their unravished ways. Their silence, their peace. The Spring gives us hope, the Summer lets us be free, Autumn lets us reflect, Winter lets us rest.

Our seas are sapphires, the greens of our planet are emeralds, our mountaintops glisten like the diamonds of old...

If you could truly see how much you are loved, by at least someone, how much joy you can bring to one person's life... then you'd never raise a hand in rage again...

Come, friends. We only live once, let us not waste the most precious gift we have.

I literally, unexaggerated, hate you guys for liking SHIT

It isn't.

You might have a real problem. Probably should see help.

>unironically liking the Felicityverse

Cry more.

Peace, my friend, is the true way to happiness.

Hang yourself

These AoS b8 threads are just tiresome at this point.

Can someone get this kid his back on his meds?

They reminded me to check the show out again, pretty good, though I admit my expectations might be lowered by the bad arrowverse shows this season.

Hopefully Lincoln is the one that dies. It'll probably be Fitz or Simmons though since clearly their happiness can't last.

/thread

If it's anyone but lincoln, we riot.

Fuck off

The barflies continue to drink their wines, their ales, their lagers, much like Falstaff. They relaxed but they respected Bolingbroke.

You're making people who hate this show look so ungodly autistic that it's making me want to become a dedicated fan just to not be associated with you.

talk to me user, im honestly worried about you and your mental estate

why are you doing this? what triggered you so hard you are doing this not to us, but to you

Agents of Not Canon.