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This is going to go poorly

Why aren't webcomics banned on here yet

I mean really

500+ threads on strips that go nowhere

Surely we could be using the bandwidth on something better

Ash is super creepy, holy shit

Countdown to cringe begins now.

I get the feeling that Ash picked up the "Oh-ho-ho" directly from an h-manga.

No one wants to go inside your smelly fish fortress, Ash. Have you ever washed that blanket?

She's always been super creepy. She sits in her room all day in the dark and masturbates to porn.

The one time she did leave her house she almost murdered someone.

Doesn't living in constant darkness ruin your eyes? Ash should be wearing glasses after all those years

I'll bet any amount of money Ash said it extremely awkwardly because she's only read it.

And the last time another person was in her diddle den, she almost murdered her too.

>Implying you wouldn't love to have a gf with a masturbation fort you can visit.

Okay, one of two things is going to happen now.
Either
A) Rinnie's gonna break Ash's heart and walk out dejectedly, possibly ending up having sex with Ash's Mom.
or
B) She's pity fuck Ash so she can work towards having sex with Ash's Mom.
Either way the end result will be sex with Ash's Mom.

What if she decides to take it slow and not break the shut-in's heart but also not rub slits just yet.

What are the odds of us getting a Tissue Box drawing of Rinnie and Ash's mom banging?

Also if we could work Kim in there I'd be extremely happy

Goddamn it this is taking way to long

WELCOME TO WEBCOMICS

Jesus you thread Nazi. Always dictating what should go where.
"This doesn't belong on this board!"
"Stop posting porn on blue boards!"
"What's that sound? Why are you in my house?"
"No! Stop stabbing me in the torso!"
It's just ridiculous.

we could be using the entire bandwidth of Sup Forums for something better

but alas

>we could be using the entire bandwidth of Sup Forums for something better

Better is a relative term.

So, latest Rock Cocks. I used to want Sterling to fuck his cutie secretary. Now I want Steg and Suria to double-team her.

If that's what you think we should ban all superhero comic discussion as well.

>500+ threads on strips that go nowhere

Is it better than 500+ posts about the new DC logo, or multiple 500+ post threads about the latest company wide editorial mandated crossover?

Just ignore threads you don't like. You can even hide them

Is there a way this could end in a threesome inside the fish fortress?

Your mom is better.

Why the fuck would you wanna' see two girls and a pig fucking?

Plus we don't get an issue Friday so we need to wait a whole week for the climax

Why wouldn't you?

Pigs can have hour long orgasms.

Ash is gonna fucking kill her, and possibly rape her corpse before grinding her up into pig food. Calling it now.

Poor naive Ash. Rinnie is such a user. Even though Kim tore Rinnie a new one, I still feel like she'll never really be punished for her transgressions.