This isn't funny anymore

This isn't funny anymore

26 here

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when i lost it i realized i had a small dick

Too relatable huh

thumbs up if you agree

was it ever?

26

Last time I kissed a girl was 14 years ago.

DUDE

it just get akward to watch after he meet the daughter

When I lost it she told me I had a big dick.

I always thought I was average but I guess I watched too much porn. 27 here.

it's funny because this is kind of my life if only the 40yo virgin got laid a few times with his ex and then became a fucking sperg

DUDE JEWS

I gave up and just hired an escort when i traveled to Poland
Best 40$ i have ever spent

pics?

38 here
I have a 18 year old daughter though

she lied to make you feel good, kinda like when your grandmother tells you you could be a model if you wanted it to

Your wife does.

you probably got farm aids

did you become an entirely different person afterwards because it was such a profound life-altering event?

kek

Was my dick lying to me when it hit the cervix, you projecting dicklet?

virgins over the age of 25 need to be fucking gassed

Spotted the virgin under 25.
You'll lose it eventually sweetie.

if you don't have sex at least 100 times a year you should be gassed
virgin non-virgin doesn't really matter

Don't have any, but she was fairly cute
I used a condom
Well not really, but I felt more confident around girls then before

>lost it a month before I turned 24

Whew.

did it hurt?

>Has a decent job which allows him to indulge in his hobbies that make him happy
>Apparently is a huge loser because "le virgin lmao"
>Gives into peer pressure and end up selling his toys to marry an old roastie

God, I hate this fucking movie.

it wasnt untill i got 16 years old

>posts about his big dick on Sup Forums
>has a big dick
pick one

when will it end

duuuuude

no bullshitting I didn't kiss a girl or do anything past that until I was 16 and didn't fug until I was 16/17 and I consider myself a late bloomer.
Although I know plenty people who graduated HS virgins but then got more action in HS and I've only been with that one girl

I will be 40 one day.
I hope I have a really cool video game set-up and reliable source of income.
Hopefully I don't still live with my mum.

Don't worry. You won't live with your mum. She'll surely be dead by then.

>dude just get rid of everything that made you happy since you were a child only so you can get laid lmao!

It never was.

How? Help me user I'm 23.

iktf

The movie does seem like it's really rubbing salt on the wounds of so many awkward / autistic guys, always thought it was pretty mean spirited. I'm not a virgin myself but I sympathize with the struggle, I understand that girls are a mystery and a challenge.

just be yourself

Well, this is somewhat reasonable. You really shouldn't have a bunch of anime toys out in your living room or whatever.

At least store them away somewhere hidden. Being a manchild is something you will have to leave behind if you want women.

>25
Make that 18. If you do not bond with anyone during your formative years, guess what, you're out of the contest.

Marriage is superior to Any hobby you might have

Why does Hollywood push marriage so hard?

Does increased marriages increase GDP?

Stop basing your life and morals on garbage American films and read the Holy Bible.

It's not a shame to be a virgin. It's a shame to want to waste your virginity, or to have wasted your virginity, to impress godless men and to live up to the ungodly standards of filthy media.

shut up, faggot

just find a conservative chick, you dumb aspie. it's not hard.
go muslim.

>not posting the version where he ends up in prison with the same black guy raping him

step up senpai

>Does increased marriages increase GDP?
Yes. By a lot. Especially because they usually lead to children but even despite that.

Even if you don't get married you can still lose half your shit if you're in a relationship long enough.

The 2nd to last pic with the money was inspired by Johnny JUST Depp cause that shit ain't working with us broke duds she ain't got shit to take from me anyways.

who's the fellow on the right

Lmfao this nigga

I lost it at 24 and since then I fuck 8 girls and 4 fat ones.

became a wizard in april.

stopped caring about this shit 12 years ago.

Wiz Khalifa

Why not ask a girl out instead?

You just turned 30 and haven't fucked a woman right?

>extremely late bloomer
>didn't figure out masturbation until 17
>became addicted to it and online porn
>became king of cybersex
>began to regularly cyber with one girl
>girl became obsessed with me after I dumped her because she wanted to meet
>get stalked for over 4 years by her
>eventually give in and meet up with her
>she was a 6/10 at best nice body but meh face
>lost chance at wizardry by a single month to the day

24 and on my way to wizardry.

WEED

At least they went the way of selling all his shit for shit loads of money, and actually making a plot point out of it (if I recall correctly)

Far, far too much shit jsut falls back on "dude just throw it out lmao"

where do you think you are