*tide retreats*

*tide retreats*

>*Disguises as a tunnel in your path*

u can't explain that xD

I don't get all the Schumer hate tbph, I think she's kinda sexy.

>mfw

...

I don't really understand all the hate directed toward Amy Schumer recently,
and I think people could be a bit more genital, before fingering the blame.
I mean come on guys, cheese a real solid Babe just trying her saggy breast to
slob it out, and become a giant in the cunt-throat world of comedy.
Did it heifer once occur to you that Amy is merely trying to steak her clam
in this male dominated arena, and comedy can be a rocky road if not executed
potbelly.
Many feel she deserts a good roasting and try and plump her in with the
likes of Carlos Mencia, but fail to realize many others would apple crumble
under the constant pressure to be funny and original.
If you want to pork about a woman touched by the ham of the almighty, look
no further than Amy Schumer to be the bacon of shining light for those who
want to trot in her footsteps.
If you guys could stop being big pussies and just meat her halfway I'm
sure she'd steal your hearts and you'd have a real whale of a time.
People need to face fats that Amy's going to be round for many years,
and is baking no prisoners on her way into the anal of history.

heh

lol this bitch is hollowing. She needs humanity asap

On it's..... best day.... on its BEST day.... my pussy smells like...... a small..... barnyard animal.

is that a gorilla?

she actually makes my dick retreat into my stomach shes so fucking nasty
get the fuck away from me and stop posting

>Those arms
:^)

hnnnng

This is one of the better things to come out of /r9k/

Lel

...

id smash i dont even care

Wish I was that chair desu

Nepotism

"When she was 21, she and her sister Kim were arrested for grand larceny, as part of a shoplifting scheme. During an interview, she said that it was her connection to Senator Schumer that enabled her to plead down the charge"

and she fat

Can confirm

>*dick retreats* more like.

My dick retreats so hard when I see this pig, I literally shat my dick.

...

Id fuck her, but shes not that hot.

*promotes sexual immorality*