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Would you rather marry Best Emma and get beat up by her every night or get marry MEW and get divorced by her after being together for 15 years since you were 18?

best emma obv

Emma

>Would you rather marry Best Emma and get beat up by her every night
You say that like it's a bad thing

>swn show you how much she loves you by beating you up to a pulp
why live

I would rather get beat up by MEW every night

MEW.
Emma just doesn't look that great, and she's probably got a garbage personality.

EMMA

>emma comes home
>quickly throws her things down
>"user i drank a large coffee this morning and i really have to pee get in the fucking bathroom NOW!"
>she shoves me into the bathroom and kicks out my legs from behind the knees
>she pushes me face first into the ground and kicks me to turn over onto my back
>she squats over me and takes off her panties
>"open your fucking mouth user you fucking retard"
>she starts to pee, some gets in my mouth and the rest covers my face
>she finishes up and laughs at me
>"now clean up the mess you fucking freak"
>she makes me lick her pee of the floor
>she puts her bare foot on the back of my head and pushes it down, smearing my face against the wet floor
>"you're so disgusting user, you repulse me"
>she leaves to watch tv without putting her panties back on
>as i wipe her urine off the floor i can hear he on the phone with another man in the living room
>i overhear her tell him she lives with a gay roomate
>she yells at me to go out for a while because she has a "young stud" coming over and that i would "embarrass" her
>i go to the store and buy her flowers. emma likes flowers :3

>not wanting her to eat your face in your sleep

disgusting cuck
you're probably a watsonfag

a falseflagging watsonfag may I add

>Best Emma
Pic unrelated?

>he wants to settle it democratically, giving the opinion of the plebs the same value than that of the patricians
how cute

Emma is tiny. The only reason you would get beat up by her is if you're a beta cuck who wants to get beat up. Just dick her down harder to calm her down.

How about both?

>socks with sandals
>sweater without pants

She does that it's cute, I do that and it's indecent exposure.

>wanting Best Emma to beat you up makes you a beta cuck

>unironically being a watsonfag

>not enjoying her futile attempts to beat you up but since she's so small she can't do anything and she eventually gives up in tears and you have to cuddle her to calm her back down

Can you IMAGINE licking emmas fully engorged clit?

not him but why are you assuming he's a Watsonfag?

can you go in more detail please?

this

ribbit

>hurr durr reddit
kys, you have an obsession with that website
fact stands that Emma Stone is Best Emma
>most talented
>prettiest
>best feet
>best eyes
>cute tongue
>not a maniac who hits her bf
>tallest Emma
>only one with a Oscar

not even hard
emma every time

fuck off frogger

>oops I dropped user's coffee
>I'll just pee in the cup to refill the difference
>she'll never notice

who hits their bf
source

>Emma has a pee fetish
what's the source of this meme?

no u

>emily stone
not a even a real Emma

>Emily Jean Stone
That guy is likely a Watsonfag, this dispute is about who's the best Emma

Fuck off, she's Emma to the guild. Are you gonna argue that Martin Sheen was actually Ramón Antonio Gerardo Estévez Phelan?

>tfw that'll never be me

just die in my sleep already

BEST EMMA HANDS DOWN

Not sure what the downside is with Best Emma?

I read in some gossip rag that Emma Stone fell last year. Andrew Garfield had to go pick her up after the bartender cut her off and she wanted to stay. She ended up clawing his face when he tried to forcefully remove her. This was followed by crying and saying they should get married.

I don't particularly like Andrew Garfield, but I have sympathy for a guy that's caught in between the situation of dealing with a trainwreck and probably not getting a better chance at a dime like Emma.

how does she maintain such a positive attitude?

fell off the wagon*

she has a vibrating butt plug up inside her

emma stone is best, that other bitch is ugly and annoying

She's going to beat her bf for that

I'm actually really conflicted.

>not wanting best emma to use your face as her welcome mat

So what are everyone's preferred pronouns?

She isn't best emma, but thats easy. Emma. I like it when girls abuse me. Its an oedipus thing. Will she beat me with skinny little women belts?

What will best Emma do now that Scream Queens has been cancelled?

>She ended up clawing his face when he tried to forcefully remove her.
damn, I don't know which one is best Emma anymore
I want her to claw my face

tasteful and erotic panty scenes!
maybe she will go back to american horror story?

it got cancelled? i stopped watching after chad died.

gonna need a source there

they should have never killed off chad

fuck off
fraud waifu

>all proceeds will go to charity
he was the main reason i watched the show

wow she's tiny

S M O L L

stupid frogposter

Request that movie of Emma's that's actually good.

Palo Alto

wild child

:3

Meh
I think it's the same faggots in every thread, and I've had this conversation with you, in which I'm just going to repeat what I've said before: it's pre-teen schlock.

smol :3

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