tfw no castles edition
/dixie/ - Southern US and Friends
i SAID yeeHAW
this is a man from Dallas, Texas
say something nice to him /dixie/
you are making god cry
Howdy, fellas. Is it snowing in southern regions?
god is a trap
this castle was in jojos bizarre adventure..
No it's but it's a frosty 36 degrees
reminder that this was built in the 19th century and that it's about as much of an authentic castle as a White Castle.
it's never too late to stop building, y'all.
no, but it did like a week ago.
no but it's a freezing 47 degrees
This is Neuschwanstein right? If so I have been there
The Spaniards built cathedrals, churches, palaces and cities with European architecture style: with its streets, avenues and squares.
The Anglos built wooden huts.
It is real and it is located in Slovenia
you have been there and you cant even tell or not if it is neuschwanstein?
yes it is
I should include the original filenames
Fun Fact: the castle's inside isn't finished
pls no bully
I see it from my house :3
Ich kann ein bischen Deutsch sprechen
Isch kän a bit Inglisch spiken
How bad was that German
It's been 3 years since I studied it
es war richtig
its fine but germans hate when non germans speak german for some reason
germans are just angry in general really
putting EU flags on national landmarks
The ones I met weren't really that angry
Lots of effeminate skinny men wearing jorts for some reason though
hey I have been there. And Chambord too
oh i meant germans on here
germans in the real world are fine with it
I should probably save your photo instead of this one
no, irl they're also weird about it a lot
monuments restored with eurobucks
How does one touch their peepee
using someone elses mouth
Der Satz war komplett richtig.
I'm leaving GA since my training is over and I couldn't be happier. Nobody but niggers deserve to be cooped up in this abhorrent place.
another weeb MD5 to filter
he doesn't like living in the land of PEACHES
he watches anime
wow all the signs of a FAGGOT
is there any castle in Dixie ?
no, I suppose the closest equivalent would be the plantation houses.
I dont know that there are any castles in the New World south of Quebec
All my desires for a girlfriend died off when I quit porn so I might become a celibate.
you should just start watching porn again
Following the violent white nationalist rally in Charlottesville in August, Northam said Confederate monuments "should be taken down and moved into museums." He said that as governor he would "be a vocal advocate for that approach and work with localities on the issue."
About two months later, during a forum at the University of Richmond, Northam said he is "not going to meddle" in the decisions of localities and universities regarding Confederate statues.
63% of Virginians polled on election night supported leaving the statues up and suddenly it's not a priority for him anymore, funny thing ain't it
that includes a third of black voters
I've ran out of things I'm willing to pawn
Might be developing strep throat.
41$ has been added to your internet communication bill
All right, I chuckled
what does the conspiracy say? what really happened?
Why they call finland finland when all fins in ocean on fish
finnish people are actually just VERY autistic looking merfolk
he was killed and the cia or whatever shot in his place
Made it home safely unfortunately
jesus more like jewsus haha
and who...are you...
only 150 years separate Virginia's existence and the existence of the Roman Empire
*game lags for a solid 20 seconds due to the sheer amount of character mods*
georgia is the roman empire
what are you talking about
thought you were talking about skyrim
rewatching true detective s1 lads
what are some /dixie/ aprroved movies?
"still no Dutch castle yet :-("
O Brother Where Art Thou
Cool Hand Luke
The Green Mile
now that I think of it I there aren't very many which aren't about prison
here you go senpai
Are the birth of a country and to kill a mockingbird approved?
birth of a nation*
Cool Hand Luke it is
I've never seen Birth of a Nation, To Kill a Mockingbird probably is, but I've never seen the film adaption so couldn't say. The book is required reading in my state for school but I was out sick the day they showed the movie in class.
the movie is much worse than the book
is it? huh. I always see people laud it.
tbqh, i was a pleb in 6th grade so don't take my word for it
The cave behind it.
castles and caves
a great combination
Wasn’t he x military, plus this guy was rich as fuck
y e e h a w
Richmond is the New Rome.
rome georgia is rome
Virginia is Greece
Texas is Rome
louisiana is france
south florida is spain
pennsylvania is babylon
new hampshire is assyria
iowa is HRE
North Carolina will be the New Jerusalem.
north carolina is kingdom of israel, south carolina is kingdom of judah
Jerusalem, Arkansas will be the New Jerusalem.
Vera Lynn is still alive.
1$ has been added to your internet communication bill
thanks i saved it myself
then the hole shire started clapping
Official /dixie/ recommended movie list
Cool Hand Luke
O Brother Where Art Thou
Birth of a Nation
No Country for Old Men
The Green Mile
Night of the Hunter
A Streetcar Named Desire
Down by Law
Gone With The Wind
Once Upon a Time in the West
The Dollar Trilogy (Clint Eastwood)
Gods and Generals
triumph des willens
tfw always want to see a movie but don't have the patience to sit still for 2 hours for it
you've never seen a movie before?
of course I have but I mean recently. I haven't been to the theaters since lego movie came out, and I canceled my netflix this month because I never used it
that's almost 4 years ago
when was the last time you actually saw a movie, not just in theaters?
*tips green beans*
about a month ago I miraculously finished yojimbo. a day later I tried watching sanjuro but still haven't finished it.
tfw too non autistic to understand this
oh well that's understandable i guess
haven't been to a movie theater in 2 years
thought you actually haven't seen anything in 4 years
I just have an incredibly shitty attention span. I wish I could be the kind of person who can binge watch a show or just pick a random movie and sit through it
Y'all mind if I....
B O A T
whatever floats your boat
anyone saw the movie ? is it worth watching ?
I'm not a fan of Star Wars really but I don't want to cringe, the two last one were pretty shit imo
it depends on how much you like star wars, you'll be pretty disappointed if you actually liked it as a science fantasy
if you don't like star wars or the other 2 then chances are you won't like this one
I think you should still see it though just for the sake of being completionist
FUCKING CHRISTMAS MUSIC GET OFF MY HEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL JINGLE BELL ROCK
JINGLE BELLS CHIME IN JINGLE BELL TIME
it's in the fucking showers, it's in the cafeteria, it's in the fucking entrance of the hall, it's in the university center
i swear to our catholic christian god if i hear another chirstmas song today i'm going to kill myself
its in /dixie/ too
reminder that santa baby and last christmas are objectively the worst christmas songs
oh and linus and lucy, and frosty the snowman are the best christmas songs
christmas songs make me want to die
most of them at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHeasnhPo_E is great
post Dixie christmas songs if any
Bring Gods and Generals to the top, I have never felt more proud to be in /dixie/ then after watching this 3 hour orgasm of a movie, truly is one of the best /dixie/ movies there is
reminder that neuschwanstein is a complete tourist trap with Asians everywhere, and when I went half of the fucking castle was under construction
Reminder the only good Christmas music is when it's a traditional Christian song.
I like this one
you know what, I take this back
THIS is the worst christmas song
Anyone here absolutely loathe cleaning fish? It’s suck a pain in the ass
I always catch and release tbqh
Mostly because I never catch anything worth keeping
Accidentally fell on a gem
I never seriously cooked something, let alone fish my own food and do everything that follows
Driving Miss Daisy
An old Jewish woman and her African-American chauffeur in the American South have a relationship that grows and improves over the years.
An old Jewish woman
i do not recall this detail at all
Well consider yourself lucky, anything other than bass is a bitch to clean and makes fishing shitty
Some fish are more work to clean than they're worth. Big fish worth the effort I don't really mind cleaning.
Texas best state in the dang south
is this the castille that your flag is based around?
No its not
Its a random castle
Unfortunately I don’t have that luxury, the stereotype that cajuns are tough isn’t any shit, especially when fucking with fish with spines, those sons of bitches suck
Atleast I didn’t fuck em up bad this time, about to fry these, bunch of sockeleye, don’t know how to spell, but these fish are the best tasting imo
will be extracting as many memes as possible from this, heres some fresh OC
Cleaning fish is boring. Eating fish is fun.
Protip: tell a friend you will share the fish with them if they clean it.
I swear the rich bastards on this boat are always guzzling wine. All day everyday
If I drank beer like these people drink wine, people would call me an alcoholic
I read a thing online one time about a trick to play at wine tastings. If there's some really insufferable, pretentious prick talking out his ass about the wine, you do all the normal stuff with yours (swirl it, smell it, etc.) but then you hold the glass up to your ear and act like you can hear something faint.
Whats yall listening to this evening /dixie/
Havnt been able to get this song out of my head, its a sad evening tonight.
Post yfw the Robin Hood kinda guy that lived in here while chased by the authorities was killed by a catapult when on the toilet
Rate my meal /dixie/
Looks tasty, what fish is that?
Gonna fuck up the spelling but it’s golgili and sockleye
knock the glass too to see the resonance of it
poor people are subhuman
a modest proposal wasn't satire and is worth a shot
You're right, more like the best state in the entire dang W O R L D
yea pretty much
The only good things about Texas are the laws and the food
If Texas had the climate of Montana then it would be perfect
what about poor protestants
not even sentient at that point
what about poor protestant minorities
not even worth noting their existence
There is nothing wrong with being poor. Fuck off and mind your own business.
What's the matter, too hot for you anon~
what about poor protestant minority liberals
t. poor subhuman
You or your parents have to have made a series of bad decisions to be poor in this country, it's best for everyone if you're just euthanized
There is nothing wrong with being poor
worth about the same as you
I think its time we conclude this discussion
t. rich cityfags who have had everything in life handed to them
if you're not poor you're rich
u mad lol
Lol I worked harder in my life than you faggot, my parents are rich because of construction, and guess who was the bitch keeping the jobsites clean in the Louisiana sun in August?
Shut the fuck up and become rich if you're so butthurt about being poor
I'm only 3/4 of these things btw but won't tell you guys which ones
poor protestant minority
we already know that
Chicano scum, go away
tfw no castles edition, Johnny Reb
Yeah, you probably aren't religious
you're a basque, we're practically cousins
tfw type basque in google images and sexy lingerie whores pop up
don't you ever fucking imply that I vote liberal ever again
Basques aren't related to Castillians, nor am I descended from subhuman Mesosmericans
kys or go away
Why haven't I heard of this guy before?
t. liberal voter
eres mi primo
he votes by looking at the D or R next to people's names
Democrats always vote for abortion
Republicans won't do anything to stop it but they aren't voting for it
poor people aren't allowed to respond to me
I have 41 litecoins.
poor people shouldn't be allowed to live
we should execute, deport, or sterilize everyone making less than 40k a year
only 12 grand
stop responding any time
i will never live in a cozy french village near a castle
caring about abortion
why do you want to make him cry
it's undemocratic to vote because you sway the public opinion
it's a silly wedge issue that doesn't matter in the slightest. whenever it's dragged into the spotlight I have to endure weeks upon weeks of nothing but women talking about their roast beef and it gives me a headache
there are actual people who want to remove this text
wanting to live in france
youd have to speak french
abortion is baby murder
life begins at conception
cases of rape and incest account for less than 1% of all abortions
Well, some women prefer rare and some prefer well done.
it's our right to kill other humans
life shouldn't have begun
cases of rape and incest aren't numerous enough
Oui, et ?
stop with that disgusting language
Paris was a mistake
El oh el
I mean, in an ideal world, there wouldn't be national security concerns.
I hate Jesuits so fucking much
so much for that vicar of christ, rock of the church eh
Ratzinger is still the Pope you fucking retard
what is this, urban and clement all over again?!
need over a 100 on my final to get the grade i need
i'm in a bit of a pinch lads
Catholics aren't real Christians
There gonna be an extra credit question?
Boxer-Pit mix maybe
it's a presentation, not even a formal final
only ONLY way i could get the grade i need is if she counts "class participation" as a grade and i get an 88 on my presentation (assuming i get a 100 on the rough draft, otherwise it'll be skewed a bit to 92)
otherwise i'd need over a 100
i'm pretty fucked at this point tbqh but i'm still trying anyway just in case somehow she takes some form of mercy on me that i don't really deserve anyway
Looks like a pitbull, this is why they are banned in so many places
what is it with white trash women and these things?
Huh. What's your presentation about?
hey fuck face, pitbull is an umbrella term used to describe many breeds, and some of them are incredibly gentle like the staffy terrier. theres absolutely no evidence that pitbulls have an aggression issue, other than anecdotal. its almost always a training issue, because shitty owners like their dogs to be aggressive.
only dogs with aggression issues are dalmations and rotts, and maybe those small ankle biter breeds
big daddy long legs on my knee
see it out of the corner of my eye
nearly shit myself cause I didn't realize what it was
can't find where it went, but lol'd
you want the powerpoint? it's not even done yet
it's about the development of autonomous vehicles
i'm going to fucking die aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA
she doesn't like how i formatted the powerpoint but i made it as barebones as possible and tried to follow her "assumption/evidence" format or whatever she called it but she still doesn't like it
probably gonna have to retake the class
it's granddaddy long legs tyvm
they're nigger dogs and those women might as well be niggers
ur mums an aggressive dog haha
hate Californians so much
I think it's just a dog for trash people, race is irrelevant
Sure yeah, lemme see.
she a t t a c c d o g g o
mfw others are getting BTFO at college while I boat
I've been lurking /biz/ for three days now, I still find it hard to believe that there are people making thousands of dollars by frequenting that place.
I'm basically just doing it because nobody ever really taught me anything about finance, stocks, economics, or anything like that and I'm tired of being a brainlet. I bought twenty bucks worth of Bitcoin and Litecoin but I don't think I'll be buying any more. These people are very clearly in denial about the fact that we're in an alt-currency bubble because they have so much of their assets tied up in it.
These people are very clearly in denial about the fact that we're in an alt-currency bubble
It's been going up by 2000 bucks a day for a couple of weeks, of course it's a bubble
not finished yet don't bully
Pretty sure you just tried to link your own account page because it redirects me to mine.
it's about the development of autonomous vehicles
wtf does she know transformers is literally just a movie and not real? plus, the decepticons are better
Some of them absolutely lose it when people tell them this.
not sure if this will work but https://a.pomf.cat/miycge.pptx
everyone starts buying all at once
hey, let's buy cheap so we'll be sooper rich xD
a few people decide at the same time to sell
price drops slightly
everyone freaks out because they think it's a crash
everyone dumps everything
it turns into an actual crash
This is literally what happened on Black Tuesday
Wonder how they got that, you have to have a website that's at least in Catalan if you want a .cat domain. But yeah, that worked.
also if you're wondering why it's so barebone it's because i peak most of it and it has to be less than 10 minutes long and has to be 12 slides
Yeah, it's really…plain. Black text, white background, default font.
not very creative myself
either way the thing i sent is a rough draft, i have more now but i'd have to blot out my name on each slide if i wanted to send you an updated one
driver complacently induced crashes
driver complacency-induced crashes*
gonna be a real dare devil
she wants 12 slides?
i'm giving her 15
there's literally nothing i can do to shorten it
I have made 1 dollar and six cents off of my initial cryptocurrency investment of twenty dollars since yesterday
honestly that's pretty impressive, actually
ahoy there matey
I bet Penman voted for Jerry Brown
A professor of mine once forgot to copy-paste a line that said "no more than three pages" or whatever on an assignment he posted. I wrote a four-page paper and included a footnote to let him know why it was four pages. He was cool though, had no problem with it.
His final was actually really awesome. His philosophy was that it makes no sense to just test people on how well they can memorize facts individually, so we all sat down in a room and worked it cooperatively. Put tables together, some of us got our own laptops out, multiple tabs going to double-check answers, the works. We each had slightly different sets of questions, but it was a computer-based test so we'd all Control-F the page for each other's questions.
yeah i just have to expand it because that way i can get a picture, references page, title page, and questions page in there.
hopefully she won't take off 12 points for it because if she does then i guess i'll be seeing her next year
oh god i'm going to fail (by fail i mean get less than a C, i need a C in this course)
why did i do this to myself
i'm FUCKED beyond any recognition
at least i didn't fail chem like israel did
Didn't vote at all in the primary because I'm registered with "no party preference". The general election was between Brown and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neel_Kashkari who's actually kinda cool. A lot of the conservative voters in the inland areas didn't like him though. He voted for Obama and isn't as socially conservative as the Tea Party dude who lost to him in the primary.
I don't remember what I did in the general election honestly, probably left it blank or something.
how do you feel about 2018 election
why yes, i don't vote
how do you feel
I don't [feel]
2018's election is not even on my radar at the moment.
Heh, you're still taking finals? Ours ended last saturday, so i'm sitting comfy after hating myself last week
i need more pink wojaks i only have 3 and only 2 of them really count as pink wojaks
roommate is in the same boat except with a different class
he's failing calc I because he's a fucking idiot and he just started studying today
there's no way he's going to get the 60 something he needs on the exam
he decided that he'll take a break from studying for an hour
this means he's going to watch some shitty letsplayer for "just an hour"
he's an idiot but i'm no better
well except for our tastes in how we waste time, mine is objectively superior
I feel like Macon poster and Alberta poster are the same person
he's failing calc I because he's a fucking idiot and he just started studying today
When I took calc, I discovered I didn't know how to study math. Most of the stuff before it was easy enough for me that I could kinda absorb most of it just being in class. Then calc came along and fucked me in the ass. Narrowly passed calc I, had to retake II once.
Calc isn't that difficult
t. Terence Tao
i know exactly how to study for calc I and II because i've taken it twice
got an A each time
first time was online, second time was in high school
i know exactly how it's structured and i know why it's structured that way and i know what types of problems are going to be on each exam guaranteed
calc III is a different story, the order is completely random and depends entirely on the teacher. the one i took in high school was great but there was stuff he never covered, and the teacher i have now is absolute fucking garbage, he's skipped over the majority of the really important shit
you're just defending it because he said it fucks up the ass
conway is right, it really isn't difficult
it takes some time to understand, but once you get it you get it, the rest is mindless overall. calc II is completely mindless but if you weren't solid on shit at the beginning of the year you're absolutely fucked
291st post in this thread
Dunno, probably has to do with the fact that I never had to study for the stuff before it. Calc took waaay more effort than I was used to putting into math classes.
when will america finally wake up and elect a chi president
why? alberta doesn't shitpost like i do, plus he hasn't posted in a while
calc is easiest when taken in high school, this is a fact
et tu virginia ?
Aah. Yeah, I did calc at the college level.
my calc teacher in hs was a fat autist who majored in Biology of all things. Learned absolutely nothing from him
yeah, at the college level you don't have nearly the amount of time you do to study and digest the material through practice, etc.
but it was easier, right?
How many castles are there in the world?