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id cum on her tits and lick them clean if you know what i mean

>m....m-mmm....m-m-m-M-M-MMM.....M-MMM-M-M-MMMM--M-M-M-M-MOMMY??!?!!??!
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>MOMMY
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>black box insurance

oh my days cannot FATHOM being such a runt

The body on this thing. Fuck. Why can't all girls be like this?

I need to become a better person. Where do I begin? What is a good person like?

mummy thread?

vote remain

anime

*bumps you*
eyy what about Nigella Lawson eyy?

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Holy fucking shit Imagine living in America
Everyone is a basket case

You clearly haven't seen her nudes. Her tits are GRIM

>Not using American terminology
You realise this is the current century, right?

you must live your life in service to others

that aya shalkar?

Daily reminder dave once tried to say you can edit the registry on a mac and ended up posting an article showing you needed to pay for an app in the app store to edit the registry lmao

Kobayashi > all other dragon maid characters

its not that bad. i only see that 2 or 3 times a week

mite cop this

give love for its own sake, not for any reward

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>tfw starting to relate deeply to fucking emo music
Christ.

WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THESE?

You make it sound like it won't be compulsory within 5 years

redosed mdma 7 times last night

um yeah

that was stupid

Yeah what a loser, not understand the difference between everything being a file and an API oriented OS.

looks a like less ugly lauren southern
who is this?

now that dave has been exposed i want to know the identity of his nemesis, the exposer
/brit/ is a constant struggle between these two titans

sure you did mate. bet you injected a gram of fent as well

her sister is cuter

sounds fun lad
havent been on the dizz in yonks

mmm she is best

Please be joking
You are being ironic right

lauren northern

>
>earns £90k a year as an MEP
>will get a £73k a year EU pensions
hmmmmmmmmm

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>he's a spurs fan

Alri dave nice trickery

dunno if you're joking or not but it's lauren southern's sister

Never done drugs before, might take a speedball though.

why dont you live in the best area for sport

listening to: Trip hop

Did the man kick the ball?

drugs I took last night:

2cb
mandy
ecstasy
weed
xanax
ket

my m8 also did acid on top of that lmao

>Give your head a wobble
>Have a word
>Oh my days

these are the catch phrases of one dumb london paki who frequents /brit/. he poses as a lefty in arguements, but is in fact a Muslim. pretends to be all for equality and left leaning systems, but secretly is a filthy paki who condones child rape and wants homosexuals to die.

Identify his posts, ignore them.

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I'll need a sauceee on that one, Captain.

ahhhhh yes, he TRULY represents the working class

Farage is a fucking toff, no doubt about it, just cause he drinks "le pints" does NOT make him a representation of the british working class

sounds sick

no it's fairly common in big cities. lots of people there

drugs I took last night:

alcohol

ATTENTION

THIS IS DAVID

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>no coke
bumberclart

who does represent the working class then? Corbyn?

Can't believe Patrick Swayze died over 8 years ago. Madness.

on the spliffs

could easy pull girls like this just cba right now

drugs I'm consuming this very second:

life

dunno about the first two phrases but it's definitely one poster who spams 'Oh my days'

think he's a gay nigger not a paki

Hi, rasheed. You dumb london paki. Hey, didn't I see you with a Lidl bag earlier?

The London Olympics was nearly 6 years ago

i like white girls with big tits and a tight ass

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I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.
WHO IS THIS?

HELP HELP RORKEY'S GONE BERSERK

Democracy creates economic inefficiencies

phwoar that free kick from Marcos Alonso

>muh salt of the earth good honest working class
fuck off, the working class is scum and embarrassing these days

Unironically going to this to win a grand

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hate that agape mouth and brain dead look

how to spot the london paki

>autistically argues about anything with anyone
>thinks everybody who argues against his opinions is the same person
>calls this person david
>is in /brit/ all day every day

no politician truly can, the money and power corrupts them

Posted from my 2010 macbook

>condones child rape and wants homosexuals to die.
Pick one. Homosexuals are pedophiles. and pakis, who are pedophiles enjoy gay pedophilia more

We spend our entire lives trying to get back to the level of security we felt inside the womb

what we need is authoritarian radical centrism

Posted from my 2010 macbook : ))

I bust a nut within 10 seconds of fucking but last hours and hours from a bj

Would kill for it to be the other way around

GIVE UTR HED A WOBBLE MATE. HAVE A WORD. OH MY DAYS. THE CYCLIST DINDU NUFFIN, U GOTTA RIDE ILLEGALLY AND BREAK THE HIGHWAY CODE IN LUNDUN. GIE UR FUKIN HED A WOBBLE U RACIST

your posts are so fucking obvious you dumb london paki

the economy is built on the working class you fucking tarq

Was at a bar last night and kept checking out this girl. She would glance over at me, but then she went over to her friend, whispered something in her ear, they both looked at me and giggled. Presumably she thought I was creeping on her, but then after that she would still occasionally glance over at me. Weird.

*Eats chili con carne everyday*
*Drinks toilet water*

Haha check me out lads I'm mexican!

found him

single linking TWAT

I actually like Lil Peep wtf

>tfw no slightly weird looking kazakh gf

ah yes I love upper class tory toffs trying to define what the working class should be
bore off you cretinous twat

Unironically looks just like my gf

>He thinks black box insurance won't be compulsory by 2027

Why would you want to drive a deadly manual control vehicle with 0 computer safeties and 0 self-driving abilities without any monitoring of any kind? You just want to race? Disgusting fucking baby killer.
Are you some sort of puny brained boy racer? I bet you drive a manual car and think it impresses people. Real men drive automatic with no shame.
I'm glad PM Corbyn made black boxes mandatory, it will ease the transition into a truly self-driving car world by 2030 where all dangerous old-fashioned manual control vehicles will be banned in the UK once and for all and we can all finally walk the streets in total safety. We've got to ban them anyway to meet EU regulations so our pending application to rejoin is accepted so you can't even undo it later :^).

Reading Ride The Tiger by Evola

Imagine being this mad you got rumbled over the macbook affair. State of you lad

You#ve seen her leaked nudes. she is haggard

Lil Peep off for a Lil Poop

Life feels scripted

gf just sent me this

the economy is built on managers and business owners telling the braindead working class runts what to do

they're insectoids who enjoy ITV drivel and tabloid rags. they're going to be mostly nonwhite in a few years since most big businesses are employing foreign labour

birmingham is gonna be the uk's major city in the next 10-15 years