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id cum on her tits and lick them clean if you know what i mean
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>black box insurance
oh my days cannot FATHOM being such a runt
The body on this thing. Fuck. Why can't all girls be like this?
I need to become a better person. Where do I begin? What is a good person like?
mummy thread?
vote remain
anime
*bumps you*
eyy what about Nigella Lawson eyy?
youtu.be
Holy fucking shit Imagine living in America
Everyone is a basket case
You clearly haven't seen her nudes. Her tits are GRIM
>Not using American terminology
You realise this is the current century, right?
you must live your life in service to others
that aya shalkar?
Daily reminder dave once tried to say you can edit the registry on a mac and ended up posting an article showing you needed to pay for an app in the app store to edit the registry lmao
Kobayashi > all other dragon maid characters
its not that bad. i only see that 2 or 3 times a week
mite cop this
give love for its own sake, not for any reward
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>tfw starting to relate deeply to fucking emo music
Christ.
WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THESE?
You make it sound like it won't be compulsory within 5 years
redosed mdma 7 times last night
um yeah
that was stupid
Yeah what a loser, not understand the difference between everything being a file and an API oriented OS.
looks a like less ugly lauren southern
who is this?
now that dave has been exposed i want to know the identity of his nemesis, the exposer
/brit/ is a constant struggle between these two titans
sure you did mate. bet you injected a gram of fent as well
her sister is cuter
sounds fun lad
havent been on the dizz in yonks
mmm she is best
Please be joking
You are being ironic right
lauren northern
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>earns £90k a year as an MEP
>will get a £73k a year EU pensions
hmmmmmmmmm
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>he's a spurs fan
Alri dave nice trickery
dunno if you're joking or not but it's lauren southern's sister
Never done drugs before, might take a speedball though.
why dont you live in the best area for sport
listening to: Trip hop
Did the man kick the ball?
drugs I took last night:
2cb
mandy
ecstasy
weed
xanax
ket
my m8 also did acid on top of that lmao
>Give your head a wobble
>Have a word
>Oh my days
these are the catch phrases of one dumb london paki who frequents /brit/. he poses as a lefty in arguements, but is in fact a Muslim. pretends to be all for equality and left leaning systems, but secretly is a filthy paki who condones child rape and wants homosexuals to die.
Identify his posts, ignore them.
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I'll need a sauceee on that one, Captain.
ahhhhh yes, he TRULY represents the working class
Farage is a fucking toff, no doubt about it, just cause he drinks "le pints" does NOT make him a representation of the british working class
sounds sick
no it's fairly common in big cities. lots of people there
drugs I took last night:
alcohol
ATTENTION
THIS IS DAVID
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>no coke
bumberclart
who does represent the working class then? Corbyn?
Can't believe Patrick Swayze died over 8 years ago. Madness.
on the spliffs
could easy pull girls like this just cba right now
drugs I'm consuming this very second:
life
dunno about the first two phrases but it's definitely one poster who spams 'Oh my days'
think he's a gay nigger not a paki
Hi, rasheed. You dumb london paki. Hey, didn't I see you with a Lidl bag earlier?
The London Olympics was nearly 6 years ago
i like white girls with big tits and a tight ass
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I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.
WHO IS THIS?
HELP HELP RORKEY'S GONE BERSERK
Democracy creates economic inefficiencies
phwoar that free kick from Marcos Alonso
>muh salt of the earth good honest working class
fuck off, the working class is scum and embarrassing these days
Unironically going to this to win a grand
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hate that agape mouth and brain dead look
how to spot the london paki
>autistically argues about anything with anyone
>thinks everybody who argues against his opinions is the same person
>calls this person david
>is in /brit/ all day every day
no politician truly can, the money and power corrupts them
Posted from my 2010 macbook
>condones child rape and wants homosexuals to die.
Pick one. Homosexuals are pedophiles. and pakis, who are pedophiles enjoy gay pedophilia more
We spend our entire lives trying to get back to the level of security we felt inside the womb
what we need is authoritarian radical centrism
Posted from my 2010 macbook : ))
I bust a nut within 10 seconds of fucking but last hours and hours from a bj
Would kill for it to be the other way around
GIVE UTR HED A WOBBLE MATE. HAVE A WORD. OH MY DAYS. THE CYCLIST DINDU NUFFIN, U GOTTA RIDE ILLEGALLY AND BREAK THE HIGHWAY CODE IN LUNDUN. GIE UR FUKIN HED A WOBBLE U RACIST
your posts are so fucking obvious you dumb london paki
the economy is built on the working class you fucking tarq
Was at a bar last night and kept checking out this girl. She would glance over at me, but then she went over to her friend, whispered something in her ear, they both looked at me and giggled. Presumably she thought I was creeping on her, but then after that she would still occasionally glance over at me. Weird.
*Eats chili con carne everyday*
*Drinks toilet water*
Haha check me out lads I'm mexican!
found him
single linking TWAT
I actually like Lil Peep wtf
>tfw no slightly weird looking kazakh gf
ah yes I love upper class tory toffs trying to define what the working class should be
bore off you cretinous twat
Unironically looks just like my gf
>He thinks black box insurance won't be compulsory by 2027
Why would you want to drive a deadly manual control vehicle with 0 computer safeties and 0 self-driving abilities without any monitoring of any kind? You just want to race? Disgusting fucking baby killer.
Are you some sort of puny brained boy racer? I bet you drive a manual car and think it impresses people. Real men drive automatic with no shame.
I'm glad PM Corbyn made black boxes mandatory, it will ease the transition into a truly self-driving car world by 2030 where all dangerous old-fashioned manual control vehicles will be banned in the UK once and for all and we can all finally walk the streets in total safety. We've got to ban them anyway to meet EU regulations so our pending application to rejoin is accepted so you can't even undo it later :^).
Reading Ride The Tiger by Evola
Imagine being this mad you got rumbled over the macbook affair. State of you lad
You#ve seen her leaked nudes. she is haggard
Lil Peep off for a Lil Poop
Life feels scripted
gf just sent me this
the economy is built on managers and business owners telling the braindead working class runts what to do
they're insectoids who enjoy ITV drivel and tabloid rags. they're going to be mostly nonwhite in a few years since most big businesses are employing foreign labour
birmingham is gonna be the uk's major city in the next 10-15 years