/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General: A FUCKING TREE Edition

Don't forget to put on the fucking title and use the pastebin below to make new threads Edition

WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.

FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces (optional) > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere

*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"

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Music:
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Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
gen.lib.rus.ec/book/index.php?md5=933D7216D1B8C38C9F507E2624886FBF

Meanwhile...

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zodiactruth.com/lepus/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Is he still cool?

First for Naomi Watts' character is a cuckquean.

>general
reddit

he was right

reminder that cossacks are from russia

Reminder that Jay is based.

I just checked, reddit has no generals.

You cant be cool when you have AIDS

I wish he made a video review

They'll probably do one when the season is over.

Tracey 2bh lads

Is he /ourguy/?

>six posts within 27 seconds
>three withing 7 seconds
Everyone is feeling it.

you mean a faggot?

What is everyone's opinion of the interior design of this room?

>He used the same edition for the third time in a row
>He didn't even use the pastebin
>Links are fucked up

Do you people not know how to make a general, this is really sad

So what the fuck was this

THERE THEY ARE ALBERT

i actually haven't watched either shows. just here to shitpost about midget nazis

Which is the biggest mistery so far?

I would say that thing they ouke that is poisonous.

He's certainly mine

This spirit from above the convenience store

This is such a great character

that's just garmonbozia

normie repellent

The spirit that escaped the glass box and made the guy commit the murder

I dont think its Bob though

*pulls slot*

No, based. Can't you read?

HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO

twin peaks got about as many views as a best of the worst episode

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

HELLOOO-ooooo-OOOO

Reminder that Lynch is DONE

When is this guy gonna appear again?

Agreed.

>biggest showtime subscription boost in history

only tells half the story
nobody watches on TV

It took me a long time to figure out that's who Jurgen Prochnow played.

Who gives a shit about ratings? The show is already done and its amazing. Nothing left to wish for.

I will cum if he does that again, it seems like Lynch isn't going to fill this with fan service, but one Mairzy Doats can't hurt right?

So is the Mark Frost book good? Worth reading at least?

These words sound queer

>shit ratings
HAHAHHAHA
GOODBYE SEASON 4

The amount of memes this show creates amuse me. I will burst into tears, thanks FLYNCH

Friendly reminder that The Straight Story is Lynch's best work

Idk what country you live in but very few Americans have cable anymore. We all stream.

HEENNNNLO SMOL BEAN

O R E G O N

Go alphabetize your sock drawer autismo.

Uhm sweetie, there never have been plans for a season 4 in the first place.

Also

more like the gay story heh

but the box spirit had titties, no?

FROM FOX TWO PHANTOMS WERE BORN
THE FOURTH RENAULT
RUSE
CRUISE

>I love it
>is unable to explain why, only reiterates that he loves it
Hack pleb.

jay's a faggot is what i'm trying to say

it was hinted at "sweetie"

>Fuck me Coop
>no way fag

HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Prove it.

Did the owner kill 16 Czechoslovakians?

Holy farts that niggas head flew away

Yup.

Anyone noticed how bad the show looks compared to the cuts to the old show? Why does digital somehow look worst than film? Shouldn't it be an improvement, not a downgrade?

these threads are the best thing on Sup Forums in years and we're only 4 episodes in

Which is the highest quality rip???

Is Ntb better than Deflate?

We'll get to Solidus Renault by episode 9.

waifu technology was so advanced in 1990.

They better fuck this season

which episode was this?

DONNED

he ded

>/got/-tier general complete with a reddit pastebin
>best thing
Go back.

>tfw millenial journalist
>tfw I watched the show and understood nothing of it and whats up with those effects?
>tfw I want to read an explanation but the review is due in one hour
>tfw I focus on something completely different! so noboddy will realize I'm too stupid for the show

Lynch was done years ago, it's a miracle he managed to trick showtime to make his opus.

10-4 GOOD BUDDY

looks like something that scared this guy

Threadly reminder that Lara Flynn Boyle cockblocked Kyle MacLachlan HARD

If it wasn't for her meddling, Coop and Audrey would have been canon, like they intended originally

Based is what he is.
Not by Lynch.

I think the Amazon rips look nice. But yeah it did look especially bad when I watched it the first time

I fucking hate that episode, but that line was fucking funny.

...

>watching a series in chronological order

now we know who the real fucking normies are

>room service
>I've heard about you
>winks, gives thumbs up
What did he mean by this? In the next episode when someone mentions he was interviewed, he's just described as senile and you never hear about him again.

HALF IN THE BAG INCOMING

I cant believe people actually think this is "randum xD"

zodiactruth.com/lepus/

>Lepus

>The Enemy, Trodden Down

>A variety of myths are found for this ancient sign. However, they all somehow connect it to Orion, usually in such a way as to me it somehow submissive to the Orion sign. For example, the Greeks usually identified it with the hunting theme with Orion being the hunter and Lepus being the hunted hare. The association with Orion is the key to understanding the surviving truth that this mythology teaches. Orion is a picture of Jesus who came for just such a purpose — to seek out (hunt!) the forces of evil and destroy them by the power of His light-wrath. He is returning to earth in Book Three with a very different purpose then when He came to earth the first time as a baby (in Book One). The first time, He came to seek and to save those who were lost. This second time, He will destroy those who have rejected His free gift and aligned themselves with the Enemy.

>One of the stars in Lepus is Leporis R, the famous “Crimson Star.” When observed through a telescope, it resembles a drop of blood. Quite an accurate reminder that the return of the Lord Jesus Christ will be a period of unprecedented blood-letting, as nations rise up against nations in that terrible battle called Armageddon.

>Here is a picture of a hunted enemy (notice the meanings of the names of the stars) being captured by Orion. He appears to be crouching under the certain blow of Orion’s foot. This is a picture of Satan, bruised in the head and bound in hell for for the period of Christ’s millennial kingdom (1000 years).

>LEPUS (Gk) “the hare”; Bashti-beki (Egy) “the confounded and failing”; Arnebo (Hbr) and Arnabeth (Arb) “the enemy of him who comes”; Nibal (Arb) “the mad”; Rakis (Arb) “the bound with a chain”; Suiga (Arb) “the deceiver”

Does anyone actually try to decode whats going on or is this just /normieshitpostgeneral/

They truly are. I don't even care about the couple of shitposters like newfag hereThis is Sup Forums's high time.

What is reddit about the pastebin?
It has everything you need for a general

Do you want the same questions being asked every single thread even harder?

gtfback to twin peaks bitch

Has anyone watched it high

wow this again

he also appears in the bar and the red room

>>watching a series
yeah, we know

Liberals pushed for creative liberties in writing for centuries and now we've come to this.

Get ready to see her horrible disfigurement from the bank explosion

dude coffee lmao

Dougie Jones

No, but I watched FWWM high and I became obsessed with the Pink Room scene for about a month.

>never hear about him again

Please actually watch the series.

i'm too spooked by the wooshes for it