Deputy-Sheriff Hawk Edition
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WARNING: If you haven't watched until S3E04, spoilers abound.
FAQ:
>I want to get into Twin Peaks, in which order should I watch it?
Season 1 > Season 2 > Fire Walk With Me > The Missing Pieces (optional) > read Secret History of Twin Peaks (optional) > Season 3
>I have never watched Twin Peaks, can I start with Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Season 2, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I have not watched Fire Walk with Me, can I skip to Season 3?
No.*
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
>Has everything leaked?
No.
Ep 1-2 were released normally on 21st, Ep 3-4 on the internet that same night.
Ep 3-4 will be re-aired on 28th. You can find torrents for 1-4 already.
>When does Episode 5 air?
June 4, same time as premiere
*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"
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Links:
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks (MOBI)
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The road is my dharma
damn beat me to it
i was going to do evil coop edition
Reminder to ignore anyone using the following words
>kino
>normie
and help make Sup Forums a better place.
He's Chief Deputy, not Deputy Sheriff
You can watch season 3 without knowing about the rest. Stop putting it in the pasta
>filename
first for thinking
I tuned in, it was people talking in a room. That’s it. And if I stayed long enough to hear what they were saying, they would be talking about NOTHING. I figured out that I couldn’t follow the plot, (or had to make one up) because there WAS NO PLOT. A man went to a town to investigate a murder. That’s it. Nothing else ever happens. Just people talking in rooms. And all this taking NEVER advanced the murder investigation ONE BIT.
0/10
NONEXISTANCE
plotfags on suicide watch
Laura Palmer?
What was Jacques "Renault" Pott doing at the roadhouse?
LIL THE DANCER BETTER COME BACK
Damn this new season is kino as fuck. beating the fuck out of normies and comfyfags everywhere.
Lost Highway belongs in the list as (optional)
I've managed to make the perfect griddled Twin Peaks pancakes.
Up next: Cherry Pie.
Hey guys it's me, Coop.
Mmm mmh, I just love apple tarts and tea!
what did he mean by this?
>tfw you get lynched
> tfw watched it all at midnight with loads of coffee for the comfiness
ending up getting LYNCHED on a midnight caffeine buzz instead
But both are a thing. What are you on? Are you a normie that gets triggered by being called out, or just someone who doesnt understand kino?
EXCUSE ME FRIENDS, I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU. IF YOU USE THE TERM KINO YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE FAGGOT NO EXCEPTIONS, THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.
that scene where Bobby sees the picture is one of the most powerful things I've ever seen
there's a pretty clear plot.
Evil guy doing evil thing need to be stopped.
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Except that there have been references to the Secret History. Id be kicking myself right about now if I didn't read it before going in. Its officially confirmed canon.
Is Bula /ourguy/?
Why? It has nothing to do with the plot
Vibe yes, but not plot
Have any of you thought about that body belonging to Major Briggs? His head is severed and we see it floating in space, plus Bobby said he died in fire, that could have been easily set up by BobCooper. And the body looked burned
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HE TOTALLY
DID
NOT
if dubs
naked Tammy
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The guys literally fucking insane and loathes Lynch. nigga accused lynch of basing twin peaks on actually raping his daughter. He ain't coming back
These threads are usually trash. Let's try to get some actual discussion going
>What is the box
>Who is funding the box
>Who/what was Dougie
>Why didn't coop jump on his doppelgangers car?
>in defeating his doppelganger, will coop go back to normal?
>what is the doppelganger up to?
and what about Bula kids?
retard and inbreed?
*By "No" we mean "You shouldn't if you actually want to enjoy the series and understand the motifs/story"
>I watched the new episodes without ever watching any of the old stuff and still enjoyed it. You mad?
No.
These lines address your objection
Normies btfo.
UH HUH...?
COOP YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD
Yes, I thought about this yesterday.
>says he likes Inland Empire
>Hates season 3
I'm going to assume he is just saying he likes Inland Empire for internet cred.
and you can watch episode four without watching the first three episodes too
Bula has something to do with Hawks' heritage
Lynch has acknowledged in interviews that they take place in the same universe
Lost Highway has the red curtains and a doppelganger, sort of
>Not going full /ck/ for Twin Peaks
>there are people ITT right now who have not read the official reading before going into the new season
and I am embarrassed to share the same board with them.
Be honest did you experience a twinge of doubt when Coop climbed a ladder and emerged on the outside of a spaceship made out of a water tank and boiler? Good thing the casino segment and glorious black hooker were so wonderful
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nic Pizzolatto on suicide watch.
watching david lynch on drugs is unbelievable kino
fuck you, you only needed to trust the Lynch.
>Psshh... Nothing personnel, Bobby
You literally can't though. Nobody cares that you did, but if you did you're an idiot.
It does not look burned, but it could be his body nevertheless.
I don't think that that case is directly related to evil Coop though.
This is going to be his masterpiece
Delicious normie tears
Lil the Dancer is not the midget
That and quiet James hit me hard
What DARIA gave to crippled kid????
WHAT????
Normies can't handle kino its hilarious.
I love every single one of the "I love David Lynch but" comments.
Also, what website is that even supposed to be?
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I'm talking about this character
but I do understand the motif and story. Its not that difficult to pick up on.
this is almost exactly the homecoming queen photo
All of those questions except what is the box have already been answered or are retarded questions.
Lynch isn't for dissecting and speculating.
B R A V O
P I Z Z A
anyone else surprised that Nixon was portrayed in such a positive light in this?
>Can he
Yes
>Should he
No
Which is addressed by the asterisk in the OP
>that classic Laura Palmer theme after three hours of terrifying ambience
felt like I was finally home
Fuck off Mark, I'm not buying your fanfiction after you made fantastic 4
SHE'S MY MOTHER'S SISTER'S GIRL
he's a lodge spirit now? and he travels there like the Giant/?????? did
I'll think with you.
This. The people who said this wasn't canon are honestly more BTFO than the normies are by the show itself.
LYNCH'D
You're doing it wrong then user. Whats the matter? Can't handle kino posts like mine?
Why doesn't Jay force Mike to watch Twin Peaks and lynch the Star Trek straight out of him?
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No he hasn't. He said The Mystery Man came from the same place creatively as The Black Lodge spirits.
Lynch is not some vulgar pop culture peddler establishing a cinematic universe. Most of his films don't even take place in the same universe as themselves. Stop being a faggot.
He really is fucking cool.
L Y N C H E D
too soon
Reddit and normies are getting blown the fuck up by the new episodes. Bet they didn't even read the book yet they dress up and bake pie.
What does Blue Rose mean user?
Inb4 you google it
The Log Lady scenes, Bobby and the picture, and James at the bar were all unexpected feels outta left feeld.
The songs at the end of each episode are making me feel
Tripple trips checked
I think the military clearance being needed supports this theory, plus his name coming up when Cooper was talking to "Phillip Jeffries" in the motel room, and his floating head in space.
UUUH YOU GOT LYNCHED LOL XDDD REEEE LOOOL YOU GOT LYNCHED HEHEHEE LOOOL AM I FITTING IN YET??
You are just as bad as the "normies" you obsess over.
your dharma is
but my FUNKO POPs
we NEED a FUNK of midget and Heidi from the dinner
I think the people who claimed it was non-canon before the new season aired got BTFO much harder than the "normies"
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Normies getting LYNCH'D by the PURE MADMAN FUCKING LYNCH KINO of Sup Forums approved auteur kinologist David Lynch.
Beautiful.
what did he mean by this?
probably some empty symbolism that will be explained anyway.
these threads move fast enough without having to fill the first 100 posts with copypastas and reposted images & webms, guys
LYNCH'D