suzies world edition
fuck you commie australia
the first ever waifu
was the wombles a good show
You all watched DBZ right?
You all watched Goku vs Freiza on Namek right?
Me and my brother Kyle here were walking down a long and lonesome road...
Yeah, just so you know c**t is a super offensive word in our country. Don't say it.
I had a German channel called RTL kids and I learnt loads of german off it haha but then I forgot it all
need a bf lads :(
ya for now why
Tracy Beaker was unironically GOAT
it was entertaining for kids while managing to effortlessly deal with highly complex topics (foster homes, delusions, childhood lost) without it ever feeling forced
a real marvel of CBBCkino
zoe ball on live 'n kickin
cat deeley on smtv
Cartoon Network: 601
Nick Toons: 606
Disney Channel: 608?
Fire in the disco!
coming to heem you for saying code lyoko is shit
Anyone read the horrid henry or captain underpants as a child
i remember being like 5 and getting weirdly aroused at that episode when they were playing in dirty water
fuck me what a flashback
mad to think that kids just watch weird "spiderman elsa" shite on youtube on their parents ipads now
didn't realise Tom from Tots TV and Rosie from Rosie and Jim were both black
tracey beaker talking about her mum turning up is me talking about getting a gf
i-it's just hayfever
did anyone else remember the Raven guy looking a lot older and cooler than he really was
Who was best johnny
Bravo or Quest
any Alex Rider man in?
I unironically loved danger mouse. Was the first cartoon I got into because my parents had all the VHS tapes they had bought for my older brother. Watched that shit religiously. Love danger mouse, hate penfold. simple as. also lion the witch and the wardrobe
any Come Outside man in
fuck getting serious nostalgia now
CBBC/Cbeebies/CITV used to be so fucking great now it's all cheap yank jewish shite
These things terrified me
Vile protestant, british hellspawn
don't remember anything about it other than the songs and the 2000's 3D scenes desu
any DBZ man in
It was on later on on cartoon network because some of that whacky jap shit wasn't allowed. master rochi was a pedophile and there was gore
Way ahead of you lad. Cocaine is just like the drug for wanking and being an arrogant twat
loved captain underpants, they did a film to it recently but don't think i'll bother watching it
any Darren Shan or Skulduggery Pleasant lads in?
always saw adverts for this but never caught a single episode
used to watch this think it was in French lol
earliest show i remember, going way back, was some woman who used to fly a plane and had a dog with her going on tours of things in the country.
used to HATE chucklevision
my sister loved it but i was too empathetic and kept getting upset whenever something bad happened (i.e: all the time)
same reason i dont like mr bean. just too depressing.
brother is a non-white
right lads, we've exhausted all the good tv programmes
now time to discuss our favourite children's books
yeah he looks a bit bent really
here we are then
all the lads
any 90s sonic man in
watched it in french once because i couldnt be arsed to change the channel
i read all of those books
my fav was the Punch and Judy one
who remembers kenan and kel and dexter's lab? was always funny when the runts who didn't have sky at school had to wait for friday to watch the simpsons when sky one had 2 episodes every single day
rochi was always a pedo in all dubs you mong.
the snottle was the best
loved those books, went to one of his book signings too haha
B A M Z O O K I
that bamzookimaker software they made was fucking quality too
i used to spend hours perfecting walk cycles as a wee kid on my grandpas computer (mum and dad wouldnt let me play videogames)
top book that
To me, to you
good fucking lord thats the one. my GOD how old is this
any bamzooki man present
remember world book day vouchers
To use the key on the door, turn to page 27
*keeps my finger on the current page*
i had such a comfy childhood
really worry that my kids won't have the same experience
dog was called pippin
the hispanic gf
i still cant believe they got coolio to do the intro
Kenan and Kel was god tier television
tiffin? dog bless
I was a bit too old for The Slammer but I fuckin loved it anyway
my little brother never figured out it wasnt real and i didnt have the heart to tell him the poor bastard
oh my fucking days
this thread is giving me MAD nostalgia lads
dread to find out what modern cartoons look like
my brother will get nostalgic over hannah montana and the suite life of zach and cody
he never really watched any cartoons, just the disney children sitcoms
rats of nimh
Yeah I remember it was like a double show of original dragon ball 8-9pm, dbz 9-10 and gt 10-11 or something like that I also remember the nudity and everything was great was obsessed with all the characters
any Horrible Histories man in
I've got all of the signs of a genuine psychopath but I still have empathy when it comes to animals, family members (some) and film plots.
I guess it means I'm not a psychopath even though I've been told I seem like one wa heyyyy!!
Absolutely despised their cunt of a northerner boss who literally never did anything but shout NOOOO SLACKING at them.
this shit is slamming
gonna rewatch some eps of this
I was born in 1999
They still showed loads of 80s/90s stuff. I know pretty much everything that's been posted in these threads plus I had a huge VHS collection
Nowadays kids growing up on YouTube videos on ipads is grim though
mfw i didnt miss out on the 1998-2007 Golden Age of BBC kids broadcasting
vidoes of Spiderman shitting in Elsa's mouth just wont be the same
any postman pat man in
was in scotland once and got all excited when it came on. then he started speaking this demon devil speak and started crying my eyes out. Gaelic niggers
can't believe tom and jerry got away with what it did
maybe that's why I'm a racist
like shitty flash/youtube videos just without the blatant copyright infringement
any Dangerous Book for Boys man in?
Kenan and Kel > Drake and Josh
i think modern french kids cartoons are meant to be pretty good
but yea, BBC kids shows dropped off a cliff before 2010
what's the story in balamory wouldn't you like to know
ever listened to the simpsons in spanish or german? fucking haunting.
This was the funniest shit in the bebo days
miss hooley aged like milk I'm afraid
ANY LITTLE HOWARDS BIG QUESTION MAN IN?????
was it kenan or kel who loved orange soda?
still fancy miss molly lads
BART SINSON FUMAR UNA VELA JAJAJAJA
didn't have cartoon network as a youngun
was restricted to cbbc
i'm 28 and the first music i ever owned was recorded on tape from the chart show on a sunday on a cassette tape. i remember it was "gangsters paradise" that i wanted and it was like number 1 so i had to wait through the whole chart show
I don't know if it was the original run or if we just go repeats that the japanese had for years but i remember the final episode to the Freiza saga and that blew my fucking mind
that destructo disc
the planet exploding
the fucking STATE of goku
any the den man in
absolutely loved them.
still do. fucking timeless.
Your school never got on
we had a live concert from B*Witched though, those dirty mick lasses
name of that show with the purple ninjas creating elaborate setups to prank small children?
even as a kid i could tell that show was wank
used to be well into the Cherub series
my wings are a SHIELD of STEEL
Animax >>>> ALL
think I'm pushing it now
what was that programme that involved the shop that sold everything (literally every single possible item)
i remember when i found my dad's porn vhs tapes when i was like 11. it was like group bukakke stuff i found it absolutely revolting and hard to watch at the time. these days i fucking love bukakke. imagine having to watch porn on a video player in the living room lol
What was that CBBC show where a duo of presenters would go around and each episode a kid would present them with an invention idea and they would try to make it become real?
Stole a loaf of bread, and got 19 years.
is that meadow soprano on the right
not watching Fox Kids
Uhm excuse me sweeties, but bo bo bo bo bo bo bo was kino
dale wintons supermarket sweep?
zitbags transylvanian pet shop?
Yeah yeah mate we've all seen A Serbian Film
fuck off protoyank
Golden Age BBC was GOAT
remember I had a great Wiggles cassette that Mum always played for me
It recently dawned on me that a certain Rolf Harris features on this tape, thus tainting my fond childhood memories
got bullied at school for watching amanda show to be honest lads
jim'll fix it
dunno the name but i remember it
they made the hologram radio
vile yank runt
M-M-M-MONA THE VAMPIRE
sneaking downstairs at midnight to watch erotic softcore films
think Dick and Dom was unironically jewish
even as a kid I knew that show was idiotic and would lower my IQ
this shit was anime as fuck
even got a manga adaptation
shoalin showdown was better
The gf is mad I've been day drinking lads
Nicked my mums VHS version of Bottom. Never looked back since.
for me, it is the jackie chan adventures
anyone play Rugrats on PS1 as a kid?
was alvin himself also a chipmunk
she was peng yukno
Jackie chan adventures to be honest
what are some other canadian kinos i'm forgetting
Dick N Dom show was shite
the Dick N Dom spinoff shows after the main one got cancelled due to parental butthurt were FANTASTIC though
that medieval fantasy adventure with Dick N Dom
I can't be the only one who was traumatised by these as a kid
The stone powers thing was cool
yeah the golf game was boshty
i loved sabrina the teenage witch and i don't care who knows it. aunt zelda was my first crush when i was like 11
used to play loads of CBBC flash games around 2006-08
that was good too
You can tell who was born post-94 here. runts
the thinking mans tv show
Ahaha what, the sketches were hilarious why were you bullied
hey hey hey
this is library
because it was a FOKIN GIRLS SHOW INIT
she was peng as FUCK
the search for reptar
still got my copy
"I'm a single mom, what's your superpower?"
I AM IRRATIONALLY ANGRY AT THIS SAYING HOLY SHIT
i always wanted to fuck the mom
get out underage
Did anyone have a shoplifting phase when they were a teenager?
1999 man here and I've watched practically everything in these last two threads
one of my friends says he was interviewed to go on dick and dom in da bungalow when he was in primary school
Yeah I remember there was rugrats in space on the PS1 it was fucking ridiculous
Crash bandicoot was the best on ps1, the ps4 remaster is all fucked up doesn't feel the same
childhood ps1 games now?
I assume we're all Spyro men yeah?
just stole this webm
God it was all so GOOD jesus christ the quality was insanely good why is that? it can't just be nostalgia
when i was about 6 and my brother was 4, we would each be allowed only 45min of computer time a day
i used to basically trick him into playing this one 2-player rugby game on the CBBC website so i could play too even though he preferred this other singleplayer virtual fishbowl game
not having an n64
you just KNOW
every generation thinks this
if u don't remember this fuck off kid
i loved it and still do, it was just 2 guys pissing about and trying to keep 5 kids under control, and their intro songs were great.
used to like singing the 64 Zoo Lane song
remember that live action cartoon crossover gameshow on cartoon network nobody gave a shit about lol
The Batman and Teen Titans to be quite honest with you lads
Hahaha I rememer when I got betrayed by a girl in my teen days and I vowed to look better and take care of my appearance
SO then I get interpals and I get into long distance relationship with several girls and keep on doing it until I went to University and then cut off all contact with them
I honestly hope they all hurt, stupid roasties.
tried playing crash bandicoot again on the ps3 a few years back
fact that you could only use the d-pad pissed me off too much
I remember it being a lot funner as a kid
any rocket robot on wheels man in
Posting here is unironically the highlight of some people' night. Very sad really, if I'm 2bqhw(You).
any Slammer man in
REALLY pushing it now
oh my god, yes, i did.
wow i had completely forgotten about this! all the memories flooding back feels so good!!
anime slayer desu
the ps1 had so many more good games.
n64 had golden eye. banjo kazooi, conker, mario 64, mario kart, star fox, zelda. all great. but still not many. when compared to the sea of kino on ps1
I asume we're all spyro men
uhm no sweetie this is a crash general
blue peter was dogshit
even though he preferred this other singleplayer virtual fishbowl game
maybe he just liked playing with you
honestly don't understand how people play computer games by themselves
they're 10 times more fun with someone else
WADDAYA SAY EARL?
/brit/ is more homogeneous than real life britain
Fuck off with that shit. I just want to watch cartoons. Even Mona the Vampire will do.
UGH GO AWAY
Henry mate this is proper recent, are you also 18/19?
Any Stronghold PC man in?
my brother got a blue peter badge.
i wasnt a fan of the show either.
amanda byne and mel from MPAA were great wank material
fuck me i wish i could go back to those days. getting up early on a saturday morning else so i could watch telly and bash out a nice wank before everyone else woke up
finally someone said it
when it got to midnight and it would say "it's getting rather late my liege" lol. my brother was so good at that game i literally would rather watch him play it than play it myself as akid
will be 19 in a few weeks, yeah
everyday when you're walkin down the street
everybody that you meet
has original point of view
Remember my Spyro disk was scratched so I could only progress to the 1st or 2nd level before the game crashed
any Johnny Test man
t. born in 2000
I remember I lent some CUNT at school FF7 and he LOST disk 3
was years before I finished it
Havent seen this or all of the shows mentioned here in years but I still recognise and remember them somehow good feel
you and all your friends crowding around your one mate with a DS in the changing rooms during break to watch him play New Super Mario Bros and Metroid Bounty Hunter because you werent allowed inside during break but the teachers never checked the changing rooms
long shot here, anyone else play this?
this episode made me feel weird
i remember playing gran turismo 3 on my PS2 and the disc engraved itself in cricles and completely destroyed itself in the tray. felt like shit
I beat my wife near-daily. Shes literally and utterly submissive. On days I dont beat her, and even on some days when I beat her, the sex is AMAZING, shes so scared and helpless and desperate to please me she'll let me do whatever I want to her in bed.Usually slaps and a few kicks, a few punches here and there if she talks back too much. She starts bawling and shaking and complaining and begging like crazy. Shes so pathetic and scared of me I get a huge erection.
One time I kicked her in the stomach after dinner because she was sassing me and then she ran to the bathroom and started to throw up and she looked so pathetic I started throwing water at her and tell her to clean her face I dont want to see her crying or ugly. She kept talking back and whatever, so i grabbed her by the hair and put her face in the toilet and flushed it twice to clean her.I'll never forget the sheer terror and abject submissiveness in her eyes as she looked up at me when I took her head out of the toilet. Afterwards she didnt say a word, showered and cried quietly until she went to bed. So I followed her to bed and gave her a hug and she started crying and trying to make me promise to not do that again but I wouldnt, After that, I fucked her like crazy. Best sex we have ever had
Yo this is M.C Jackie P
mfw I FINALLY get this joke
this thread has made me realise I probably spent hours upon hours for several years watching cartoons because I remember watching every single episode of several of these cartoons
hmm just realised we're the same age
in my day we thought the game boy colour was a REVOLUTION. but no one brought it to school because it would get confiscated. we used to just smoke in the woods
the first game i ever played was gta vice city
prior to that i had no idea games consoles even existed because my parents are completely out of touch
why didnt my school think of this? we could have just smoked in the changing rooms this entire time fuck thats genius
remember when game magazines came with demo disks
gotta make sure theres no grit in the trey
The episode where Kenan moves to Montana is probably the most moving moment in kids' TV
the only cartoon i watched as a kid was the simpsons
LOVE how the some posters try and feel smugly above the rest of us runts (like the saffer)
like um sweetie you're posting here too ok? x
bought one once and only once for MGS2 demo
played it to death
this one was pretty late too
the IT guy from my primary school came to my house and installed Zoombinis onto the family computer for me when I was 5 years old
he also convinced my parents to increase my computer allowance from 15 minutes to 45 minutes a day
LOVED Mr Bayes, he is probably why i became a computer geek and subsequently why i went into coding
My first ever pokemon got "lost" in a trade with a so called friend. Never forgot it, never forgave him. Charizard level 47.
you must be knocking 30
any freedom fighters PS2 man in?
got 30/40 on this psychopath test lads
i refuse to believe i am, surely 40/40 is a psychopath
The ultimate childhood was this game
remember playing the zone of the enders 2 demo from those
search for Ivan
reckon the saffer is slightly mental
bipolar at the very least
that sucks man
Find your friend and get revenge
Had a whole deck of shiny cards at one point. got mugged on the way home from the shops getting a curly wurly whilst robot wars was on break. was devastated
I remember my school got those flash coloured iMacs in year 2 and I got in trouble for messing the screen up with magnets
being born between 1995-1999 was a pretty good childhood desu
had many modern luxuries as well as the comfyness of older times
i was too scared to put them into the family computer because of viruses though so i never used them
i took my dads warning about viruses so seriously the first executable i ever downloaded (a portal 1 mod) wasnt until i was 9 years old, and i was petrified my dad would find out and get angry for weeks afterwards
Portal 1 was also the first game I ever finished
Who else /parentsnevergotdivorced/ here?
project eden was such a SHIT game but it was my first ps2 game
ooh wow, the people who dun tomb raider
moloko can fix this
*bring it back, sing it back to me*
Fucking beyblades caused carnage surprised no one lost an eye from them
that one dodgy cunt who knowingly traded traded people his fake pokemon cards
guarantee that type of person grows uo to be a drug dealer
no you daft yank this was a cbbc programme
it wasn't a real shop
being born in 1992 is the kino life.
t. ruined mums bath
lads how did we go from kids who watched cartoons to adults arguing about white genocide and communism?
right here lad
most of our animation studios worked with yours so nuke yourself too ok friend
I'm an 80's kid
t. november 1989
Grew up watching fine-ass anime 2bh
just a couple sperg yanks entering
Any https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_knuckles man in?
Any 1998 man in?
can't stand runts with "depression"
really good threads lads
1989 doesnt really count as the 80s desu, just as 1999 doesnt really count as the 90s
i'm the oldest poster and also the best poster
Born in 1992 but NZ was a couple of years behind as far as tv and shit went so feel like a proper nineties kid
first game i ever played i bought from a shop called Childrens Book Store in Kensington, they had a basement full of videogames and Yu Gi Oh cards
it was something about being a hacker
i installed it and it booted up to an image of a crossroads in a sewer but i could never figure out how to get past that screen, if it was a main menu or a loadng screen or something
then the first game i properly played was Rfactor 2006, but i could never get past the first race so i just played the first track over and over
shame none of the music of this era stood up like the tv and videogames
any september 1997 men in
6teen is an american/canadian/french series
the yank touch
did you go to UCS or highgate
have vivid memories of being outside a lot as a kid
my childhood is all summer. can't remember it being cold.
youd better not be dissing Kids Bop 7 you little shit
you're supposed to be a child. go back to being a child please
nope my school began with W
who /BANNED/ here?
kept mine in a persil washing tablet bag
had crystal shark
literally me, which day? I was born the 10th
videogames are going down the shitter with micro purchases and dlc
any DOOM original man in
take a look at these hands please
All I listen to nowadays is shoe gaze and britpop from the nineties
you're 4 days older than me fella
any tomogotchi man in
i was born in 97 but i used to watch all the old 90s cartoons at night because my parents never gave me a set bed time so i too feel like a "90s kid"
the only console i played until i was 9 was the ZX spextrum so i feel a bit like an 80s kid too
the state school next to that park?
aye mate got it on my phone
Never seen eccies like these before
wish i could desu
Fail to see how shagging girls with boyfriends is a problem, lads.
It's not my fault
same birthday as T.Swift
but.. she's an adult
I'm still a child
right here bruv
promptly killed it cos it's girly shit
Crazy bones were the gayest fad ever
Only had some of these because you used to get them with kzone sometimes
those 900s XXX channels on Sky box
left mine in the car when I had Saturday cricket once
came back and it had died, was gutted
i had a bizarrely late GoGo phase
i was probably 12 or something
gosh i was a sperg
it was called Wetherby, it was next to a small park but it wasnt a state school
the gayest fad was pogs. nobody liked pogs
loved going to my grandmother's garden to have a big BBQ and jump on the trampoline
loved going to my uncle's garden to have a massive bonfire and play with big sticks pretending they were swords with my dad
loved walking in the woods and climbing up trees with mates
trained for wanks with a digivice, does that count?
I have come to the conclusion my road to psychopathy was because of the abuse I suffered as a child
mother tried to attempt suicide when dad was away at work
father abused us mentally and sometimes physically
very conservative parents
poor lifestyle and upbringing
watching liveleak when i was 11-13
got a detention for doing this once
bit of a dick move really
that thick leather collar