/brit/

pooey bum lad edition

need a bf lads

Anyone get a screenshot of the pooey bum?

Pretty lame Milhouse.

anime

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>black gals
>blonde
what did Japan mean by this

without pics?

I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OKAY

only just realised you can see who posts what
kinda embarrassing as I've been posting under the assumption that I was anonymous

Just read through that argument I had with her. It's worse than I even realised as I went through it. Genuinely can't imagine even being able to face her again after it.

bit shan to tek the piss lad

any dynamic stochastic general equilibrium man in?

if you've never defeated the ender dragon by yourself then you're not a real man

Wonder if the American fertility crisis is because they sercimzied their kids.

This "black" refers to just the color of skin, not race.
So if jap gals make their skins black by sunlight or so on then they'll be called 黒ギャル

[graphic]

can you? You are anonymous to me

Might quit my job if the boss doesn't give me a raise for my 2018 contract.

Should be illegal for children to be raised in a family like this. Having a child raised by two mentally ill parents is abuse.

75g of long clawson stilton straight up the shitter

>Calling a child Star Cloud
This is the only issue here tbqh.

pooey bum lad rolls in his grave

The kid already looks like a serial killer.

any cherry or baggie man in

I'm the real pooey lynx lad

I want all childs today to be raised as cute twinks.
I want gender neutral education.
I want oestrogen in the water.
Debate me.

Sara, despite her horseface, is the prettiest of all the commieslags.

Rosie, whos horseface is undeniably present, has the best body of all the commielslags.

Aisha is a plane jane who essentially brings nothing to the table: weird boring face and built like a ten year old boy.

Not to say that all three arent vulgar self obsessed ugly sluts, which they are.

If you’ve ever visited Asia, you’ve likely seen the pale, rail-thin, greasy-haired white boy walking hand-in hand with a perfectly made-up, mini-skirt wearing Asian chick. This would never happen anywhere else in the world. Because everywhere else, Barbie ends up with Ken, not his underemployed, socially-awkward, samurai-sword-collecting neighbor, Kevin. But in Asia, dating rules defy all logic or evolutionary law. In Asia, the nerd is king.

>Yuri pigs in UK/US
>never permit the homosexual marriage
what a contradiction.

Razor sharp analysis

I've got a willy! I've got one! A willy! Between my legs! A silly willy! A silly Billy doodah bing bong willy dingle! I possess a knob, a cock, a dick, a rod, a schlong, a penis!

Want to learn mandarin to increase my employment prospects, but then I remember than any job that rates me because I can speak mandarin will most likely send me there where I'll have to deal with chinks

big news

Must be terrifying being leftypol. You organise raids to disrupt the flow but you're scared witless at the prospect of yet another gimmick to wrap your head around.
You shudder and hesitate, desperately ctrl+f4ing trying to find the source of it, you trawl the archives to no avail.
When it's all said and done all you do is default back in to your little hovel like posts.

Pathetic.

unironically think sara is beautiful desu, and aisha would make a fun gf.

rosie however is ugly inside and out despite having nice boobs.

Summer has the best face, you literally CANNOT doubt this

Read that, that was the writings of someone suffering badly from sexual frustration.

>Nerd is king
Then please explain why I cannot have any gf?

fox and the mandarin

agree fully

lay in bed all morning browsing brit and all.
out of the blue the door goes, i rush out of my fort and skid around the hallway, and launch into full sprint to answer the door,
could it be?
i swing the door wide pen but to my bitter disappointment it's just some deliveryman. no pooey bum lad today. one day he will be back perhaps...

Nah she has a weird plane face too, theres nothing jarring about it. Shes runner up with Rosie for worst mug.

he's awake lads

disgusting, yuri is against sharia

I already speak nip, they send me there a bit, just hate dealing with asians in general really, bet chinks are even worse though

i cant do this all on my own

Going to:
Get up
Brush my teeth
Put the Sunday dinner in the oven
Clean the kitchen
Go back to bed with the Sunday dinner and watch the footy

Japlad you watching anything this season?

just woke up

It was some western woman who couldn't get any sex in Japan and was getting properly pissed off seeing 'nerdy' western guys doing okay in Japan dating wise.

They probably weren't even that nerdy, calling a guy nerdy and unattractive is like the first thing girls go for when they're frustrated.

fuck off aisha is /ourlass/ we need to look after our diaspora

muslims here!bomb them!!!

One day lads.

I enjoy watching little girl cartoons such as Aikatsu and Pripara, I don't masturbate to them or anything, I just enjoy the pure storylines and plot

pooey bum lad is still in denmark

emperors new clothes

ah yes

runt life

Nah shes not Irish lad, Sara likes Irish cock anyway so its mehh

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Virg

Sitting here debating texting her to tell her I can't bear to ever see her again.

>Paying that much for a phone that will be obsolete in a couple of years
My family mostly has Apple products and the battery is fucked in all of them near the end of their 2 year contracts.

DAVE

dies irae and kamenrider build
ok so the frustrated blondes are mine, eh?

the deano bookshelf

Clarkson for PM am i right?

Sitting here debating texting pooey to tell him I can't bear to ever see him again.

>irish name
>probably irish parents/grandparents
>hangs irish flag
>republican

m8 shes probably more irish than dublin living scum like yourself

little girls are good for the soul

Is it weird to go to a ballroom dancing class as a lone 25 year old male?

a perfect model of アイカツおじさん/プリパラおじさん
Then I'll give you the taste of MOE instead

Hahaha shut the fuck up and rope yourself you little fanboying fucking gimp. Im from the arse end of Cavan you fucking whippet. They're both IRA supporting slags, doesnt mean they know fucking anything considering how clueless they are.

its just nice

who cares.

No. You're learning to dance.

no everyone does it

Not planning on leaving the house til next Saturday so I'm not going to shave and I'll see what it looks like

No

no not really

Having spent some time in America I've come to the conclusion working class yanks will literally support anything if they think it pisses off liberals.

>Irish name

Sounds like it. But you've got to get out of your comfort zone apparently, you've got to go up to them and chat them up like a western bloke would.

I got the results of the test back, lads

I'm ENTP

especially if you masturbate to them

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anyone remember which Tesco Sara works in in Manny?

>you've got to go up to them and chat them up like a western bloke would.
trooooouuuuuublesome

DO UR THUMB DAD
POOEY BUM LAD
MAKES US ALL SIGH (sigh)
WHENST WE ALL HIGH
IN THE EVENING
OR IN THE MORN'
JUST SO GRATEFUL
POOEY WAS BORN.

gorton

MAN TRY CALL ME A BACKUP STRIKER

ahh youre the little runt who thinks he fucking tough

listen mate im pulling my caravan up into the northern cork ring road ill be out on the road looking for a scrap if you want to settle this

Anyway, in all circumstances Mickey Mouse would be killed under Sharia law.

not sure what I'd do if I ever encountered a /brit/ personality like Sara, Tim or Amer in real life. Like to think I'd sacrifice my anonymity by getting a selfie with them and posting it here

ever happened to anyone?

>DPD delivered my parcel to someone called Ian
>Don't know anyone called Ian on my street
>They left no note

Yeah, asking girls out tends to be.

De~th to Wahhābiyyah, rise up, Moe!

If this was an actual challenge id gladly go and kick your teeth in you embarrassing little gimp but unfortunately it isnt, its just you pretending to stick up for your virtual girlfriend so ill just tell you to fuck off, stop replying to me, get a rope and fucking do one you thick cunt.

Next month we'll be watching porn with 2000 born women in it

someone met poleaboo randomly in the street recently and he got a mention on the blog