The Thin White Queen Edition
>"New" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
youtube.com
ew.com
>misseps leak thread
kat.cr
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
docs.google.com
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
mega.nz
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
mega.nz
mega.nz
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
soundcloud.com
>/sug/ writebin:
pastebin.com
>/sug/ flockdraw:
skycow.us
First for Pearls.
second for best gem!
I want a Pearl
Blue Diamond is better.
>Joel Hodgson voices Mayor Dewey on Steven Universe.
>Decided to watch some MST3K.
>There's a purple character that can eat anything. A bird like shrill talking character, and a red 'too cool' character with a human in space.
>There's a neurotic person in green that tries to torture them. Also speaks in a shrill voice.
>A character named Pearl is introduced in one episode, then becomes a recurring character.
>THE BIRD LIKE ROBOT SINGS A SONG ABOUT 'HANGING YOUR HEAD DOWN, TOM DEWEY'
>JOEL VOICES MAYOR DEWEY
STEVEN UNIVERSE IS A FUCKING TRIBUTE TO MST3K
This is the mom gem
Make way for best human
Xth for salt
How do we stop the Zuke before her obsession in Lapidot causes her to lose her sanity?
That's not Bob.
Best Blue Gem too.
The Pearl is a good second.
How do we stop Zuke before she puts literally every character in a crop top?
Pearls are a status symbol. They can't be owned by just anyone.
But as reparations for fucking up Earth, you may have an eternal flame baby. Any preference?
Reminder.
Pearl's a pretty great character
I guess, if you like the horny widow type.
Belly ruby always. I need that sort of positivity in my life
Let's talk about these cuties for awhile
What's wrong with crop tops, user? what are you, gay?
Fab Ruby because she's totes aborbs.
So was this shit legit or just a fake?
Did this for an user asking for an avatar and a banner for his writing blog
What would you want her to look like?
All of you, describe your ideal, personalized Pearls.
just one?
Obviously fake.
Lapis got drunk, OK?
What part of badly drawn art do you not understand?
They would have a lot of fun together. Going out at night, exploring the town, meeting up with the cool kids, getting desperate phonecalls from Pearl at 4 am. Both Peridot and Lapis are so curious about the Earth now and I'm sure Amethyst would be very happy to show them her home.
Do we have any news about what comes after Steven Floats?
That's beautiful.
Steven Prolapses.
I'll be down with the (lapi)dot if she unleashes the jaspis and HW OT3 material when Jasper comes along
She waited for catch and release to unleash her peri love, and barn mates to unleash dual peri/lapis love
Steven Falls
This is the blue gem.
Too Short to Ride if the leaked titles are right.
Maybe on the 16th too.
Steven Sinks
...
Come on, are you seriously wondering if it's real?
I honestly appreciate Sugar giving more variations for Pearl
As it makes OC creations actually follow the show's design
WE
Post your theories /sug/
Definitely real.
Steven Dies
Steven Universe is a bad cartoon
>Tfw a pearl will never purr softly as you pet them
Can someone tell me the nicknames /sug/ gave them? WTF is a nuby?
Prove it.
This shitty headcanon of purring aliens actually came from the Homestuck fandom, which in turn inherited it from the Zim fandom. It is a legacy steeped in cancer.
I have a submissive girlfriend, so...
A nudist Ruby
It couldn't possibly come from, you know...Cats.
That's already canon
I never understood the petting meme.
What are you watchin', son?
Humans don't purr.
Wait, you furry fuck, that's illegal.
>WTF is a nuby?
Nuby is the Ruby who's confused and unsure because it's her first mission. "Newbie."
I couldn't ask for anything better.
What is there to understand, its just cute.
Isn't that a closet?
I want them all to play on the beach and just be happy.
That's where the Zim fandom got it from.
Lion is a personal prison guard/prison for bismuth created by Rosr, along with secrets that Rose doesnt want to share with. Bismuth was a former CG that went mad with power, caused too much damage and it forced rose to imprison her into a area only she can enter.
I don't think you'll like it.
...
Me to bud, me to
>the only gem in this specially made Crystal Prison is black enough to have dreads
Figures.
I'm watching you two fuck, clearly.
Its not though. people arent animals, theres nothing pleasurable about being pet.
I would like another less humanoid fusion like Malachite some day.
>That slight flinch as she sees the hand
We need more petting
MORE
Oh, it's a reference to /sug/. I was wondering about what a strange combination that was before I read the image title.
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Hwhy not? I like this new generation of cartoons.
Anybody else ever embarrassed by how much they love this show? Like, it fills me with these feelings, and I just want to tell everybody I know about how amazing Steven Universe is, but everyone will think I'm a weirdo for watching a kid's show.
Penis
first for deep lore?
When do you think we're getting the Summer of Steven start announcement?
I'M GOING TO KICK MY VULVA
>I have a gf
November
When it's summer.
commander, fab, nuby, punished, ninja
Thanks, I'm glad you like it! Here's just the avatar
So the commander? And which one is the punished one? I'm assuming the flamboyant one is Fab Ruby right?
that's a confusing expression
>theres nothing pleasurable about being pet
Oh, so you know that nobody, anywhere likes being pet then?
I was kinda disappointed nobody talked about how the wannabe ninja picked up the flower and then kicked it
It was kinda cute desu
Skimpy baseball outfit fetish
Draw your favorite gem in a skimpy baseball outfit who didn't get one in the episode
Im 24, why are my parents like 30
I love her.
I'd kill to see some of the giant fusions clowning around with one another. Or even just, like, Opal and big gem Jasper
>Peridot and Amethyst fuse.
>They think they'll be as big as Malachite or Opal.
>Garnet sized.
Don't you start
Head canon time? Head canon time.
>Rose found pearl as a discarded cracked gem
>Pearl was thrown away by her owner for being "useless"
>Rose found and fixed her
>Showed her that she can be more than "just another pearl"
>The more Rose did to make Pearl more independent self assured instead made her more and more obsessed and reliant on Rose
>Rose eventually gave up on trying to rid her of reliance
>shortie Steven + short Connie = Stevonnie
>midget Ruby + midget sapphire = garnet
It's more likely than you think
Biologically.
Psychologically some people enjoy being hung up on meat hooks. Oh and excrement of all kinds, shapes, and consistencies
So, Y'know.
Literally anything could potentially be psychologically pleasing.
>WE CAN FINALLY REACH THE COOKIE JAR
>FUSION ISN'T FOR GETTING COOKIES
>FUCK YOU GARNET
There's some awkward tension whenever my roommate overhears a song from the show when I'm watching, but other than that I don't tell anyone about my interest.
I really want to go to a con this summer or the next.