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gf just sent me this

>teehee im bent btw :v

hate benders

very obnoxious people

sue

wonder what cats think about

gays only act cutesy to distract from the fact that their sexual practices are abhorrent

fine with gays
hate benders
simple as

>tee hee im straight btw :v

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamal_Blackman

howling

do you think sue has taken it up the bum

...

bent cunt

benders are attention seekers

heteros do anal too

youtu.be/dAvKns05M5Q

me on the left

>straights
>heteros
just say "human"

around Leeds which have the termination of their names in ley: such as Bramley, Rodley, Farnley, Armley, Wortley, and Farsley, which is derived from the Anglo-Saxon leah, an open place in the wood.[3]

>
haha wacky bruce

posh folk, short for "Tarquin" a stereo-typically posh name

Just seen this post.
>some of them are peng
>some
gtfo halfie

>mam wont speak to me
so much for the christmas spirit haha

>brexit won't happ-

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a concerning number of /brit/ posts contain information relevant to my childhood and/or experiences. beginning to suspect someone i know also browses /brit/ and occasionally drops hints that they know i also browse /brit/ but do not want to come forward and reveal themselves. although i'm hesitant to believe this given i might just be paranoid thanks to the piss poor history of mental health in my family.

girls anuses are like little buttons
mens are always gaping

You ever shagged a black (or other non white) girl, lad?

...

*wins your war*
*saves 14 million lives*
*is gay*
heh
nothing personell

Bit gay

benders take it up the arse so much they have to wear nappies

clearly not normal behaviour

i'm an even bigger rorke than i anticipated

*boots it out the window*

mine isnt
}:^(

very relatable post

me

whats a rorke

dont care

more of a Livingston la myself ngl

FUCK OFF

66 fag sue

Leeds in 1086 had a population of at least two hundred people.[3]

boggling

proofs???

took your faggot test

very nice

captcha gets weird sometimes. i was thinking about the sorry state of my teeth and the next captcha i filled out was "dentist visit." that's just one example of many
it's a bit creepy desu

2

It me your friend alex

he wasn't gay, he just had mental issues

get on my level

Had a maori gf in highschool

Easily the nicest and most attractive girl I've been with

baffling post

sounds pretty gay to me

I smoke because I hope for an early death and I need something to cling to

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true, having your brain scrambled is the main cause of homosexuality

did she give you ammo?

just because someones gay doesn't mean they can't be intelligent

it just means that the part of their brain that is naturally supposed to find women attractive is fucked up so therefore they are mentally ill

Was she quite mixed or black-black?
I've seen some real pretty Maori girls, lad. I'd rather shag them than a black woman, d/e/s/u. We got some decent looking coloured girls here, with normal hair, which is what I'd go for instead of blacks.

on the site
>Are you a Core Conservative? A Solid Liberal? Or somewhere in between?
this baffles the leftypol (me)

oh no noo no nonoooooooo
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

youtube.com/watch?v=XeCir9j959o
me, returning to /brit/ after making dindins, and the thread is at 280 posts, wondering why no one is posting

hello voldemort

Fucking screaming at this
youtu.be/McXPssyYlO0

The bus is in 20 fucking minutes and I've already finished my gym seen so I gotta wait
Fuck sake

is that king tut

IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THESE YOU ARE LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY A BRAINLET

agreed to meet up with the lads this weekend and I'm already starting to regret it. Haven't spoken to them in ages but I just don't feel any motivation

bus wanker

look at his lips

got this as well

Absolute classic vid

t. rudeboy
Shut up

Holy shit, lad. I could never contain myself around one.

my ancestor :)))

this but unironically

he said he's seeing who else is coming out and there's 1 person who I simply do not ever wish to see again

just do what i do every time i meet an old school friend. block their number

the phrases are so random and particular, this can't not be deliberate

One was british and black-black, one was Morrocan and looked north african so black-black but not black-black-black

why do you ask?

Is this the one with the charades bit cos that's jokes

...

I have two

If your name is on this list you need to leave /brit/ forever

Harry
Oliver
Jack
Charlie
James
Oscar
George
Leo
Sulien
Arlo
Reggie
Albie
Finn
Elijah
Lucas
Benjamin
Gabriel
Matthew
Liam
Aiden
Ethan
Jacob
Alexander
Wyatt
Bowie
Bear
Arthur
Sebastian
Hal
Montague
Grey
Henry
Issac
David
Jude
Beau
Finley
Gus
William
River
Daniel
Max
Theo
Toby
Teddy
Joshua

still here

>arthur daley
>japs eye
>another gay man

aving that illness must feel a bit like taking a truth potion revealing everything about your subconscious mind to everyone. christ

phew

name is on the list but SHAN'T be leaving

at least list is alphabetically you odious little polyp

Am not on the list.

phew made the cut

what is this shit meme i keep seeing everywhere

>JONNY DAVIDSON
fucking hell i'm in tears

I am jealous of Meghan Markle lads.

How does she get to marry a prince and I can't have my dream job?!

made it

/gf2017/ imploded so hard that it killed /gf2018/ along with it lmao

Plan now is to just get joocy and become a massive narcissist that doesn't need women to validate his existence.

How was /gf2017/ for you lads?

lol, you'll never guess my name in a million years, you're stuck with me forever

autism

whats wrong with william?

>Harry

Fuck. You.

youtube.com/watch?v=YoXhNOzVuLI

ayo look at dis doood

going to drink some nice, cold, refreshing water

edit: didn't open captcha until after I wrote this post
thoroughly spooked

off to Llyodspharmacy anyone need owt?